Quotes about killing
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“Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”

"Selections from the Allen Notebooks".
Source: Without Feathers (1975)

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“Every one of my books had killed me a little more.”

Norman Mailer (1923–2007) American novelist, journalist, essayist, playwright, film maker, actor and political candidate
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Richelle Mead photo
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Robert Jordan photo
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“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”

George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright

Credited to Shaw in the lead in to the mockumentary C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004) and other recent works, but this or slight variants of it are also sometimes attributed to W. C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin, and Oscar Wilde. It might possibly be derived from Shaw's statement in John Bull's Other Island (1907): "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
Another possibility is that it is derived from Shaw's characteristic of Mark Twain: "He has to put things in such a way as to make people who would otherwise hang him believe he is joking."
Variants:
If you are going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
Disputed

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“To kill an error is as good a service as, and sometimes even better than, the establishing of a new truth or fact.”

Charles Darwin (1809–1882) British naturalist, author of "On the origin of species, by means of natural selection"

Source: More Letters of Charles Darwin, Vol 2

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“There is no moral difference between a Stealth bomber and a suicide bomber. They both kill innocent people for political reasons.”

Tony Benn (1925–2014) British Labour Party politician

Question Time (22 March 2007).
2000s
Context: I was born about a quarter of a mile from where we are sitting now and I was here in London during the Blitz. And every night I went down into the shelter. 500 people killed, my brother was killed, my friends were killed. And when the Charter of the UN was read to me, I was a pilot coming home in a troop ship: 'We the peoples of the United Nations determined to save succeeding generations from the scourge of war, which twice in our lifetime has brought untold sorrow to mankind.' That was the pledge my generation gave to the younger generation and you tore it up. And it's a war crime that's been committed in Iraq, because there is no moral difference between a stealth bomber and a suicide bomber. Both kill innocent people for political reasons.

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“If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you.”

Isabelle to Alec, pg. 329
Variant: If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think ur kewl,' I'm going to kill you.
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)

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Laurell K. Hamilton photo
Cassandra Clare photo

“Don't talk. Kill it."
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.”

Richard Kadrey (1957) San Francisco-based novelist, freelance writer, and photographer

Source: Kill the Dead

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Henry Rollins photo
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Sherrilyn Kenyon photo
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Zoë Heller photo

“It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it…”

Zoë Heller (1965) British writer

Source: What Was She Thinking? [Notes on a Scandal]

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Dave Barry photo

“The Mollusks—generous hosts when they weren’t trying to kill you.”

Source: Peter and the Starcatchers

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Laurell K. Hamilton photo

“I did indeed say you could have lovers. But I never promised that I would not kill them.”

Madeline Hunter (1952) American novelist

Source: Ravishing in Red

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“Within Easy Company they had made the best friends they had ever had, or would ever have. They were prepared to die for each other; more important, they were prepared to kill for each other.”

Stephen E. Ambrose (1936–2002) American historian

Source: Band of Brothers: E Company, 506th Regiment, 101st Airborne from Normandy to Hitler's Eagle's Nest

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“And to those who believe that adventures are i say try routine: it kills you far more quickly.”

Source: Manuscript Found in Accra (2012), Afraid to Change

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Jack Kerouac photo
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Richelle Mead photo

“Well, you've finally got a license to kill. It's about time.”

Variant: So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.
Source: Spirit Bound

George Carlin photo

“A dreamgirl, on the other hand, won't kill herself to impress anyone.”

Sherry Argov (1977) American writer

Source: Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship

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“Few places in this world are more dangerous than home. Fear not, therefore, to try the mountain passes. They will kill care, save you from deadly apathy, set you free, and call forth every faculty into vigorous, enthusiastic action.”

John Muir (1838–1914) Scottish-born American naturalist and author

Source: 1890s, The Mountains of California (1894), chapter 5: The Passes <!-- Terry Gifford, EWDB, page 328 -->
Context: Accidents in the mountains are less common than in the lowlands, and these mountain mansions are decent, delightful, even divine, places to die in, compared with the doleful chambers of civilization. Few places in this world are more dangerous than home. Fear not, therefore, to try the mountain-passes. They will kill care, save you from deadly apathy, set you free, and call forth every faculty into vigorous, enthusiastic action. Even the sick should try these so-called dangerous passes, because for every unfortunate they kill, they cure a thousand.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger photo

“If it can bleed, we can kill it.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947) actor, businessman and politician of Austrian-American heritage
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