“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad.”
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Ned Vizzini was an American writer. He was the author of four books for young adults including It's Kind of a Funny Story, which NPR named #56 of the "100 Best-Ever Teen Novels" and which is the basis of the film of the same name.
Vizzini suffered from depression, spending time in a psychiatric ward in his early 20s, and authoring several works about the illness. He was found dead in his native Brooklyn, New York after an apparent suicide from a fall, aged 32. Wikipedia

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad.”
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“(…) Since I was a kid."
"Which you refer to as 'back when you were happy.'"
"Right.”
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“I had fooled myself into thinking that I was something important to the rest of the world.”
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“I don't owe people anything, and I don't have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.”
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“I can't eat and I can't sleep. I'm not doing well in terms of being a functional human, you know?”
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Variant: I'm not doing well in terms of being a functional human.
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“I don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.”
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“I'm done with those; regrets are an excuse for people who have failed.”
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“Things to do today:
1) Breathe in.
2) Breathe out.”
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“I'm fine. Well, I'm not fine - I'm here."
"Is there something wrong with that?"
"Absolutely.”
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“Dreams are only dreams until you wake up and make them real.”
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“I'm smart but not enough--just smart enough to have problems.”
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Variant: I'm young, but I'm already screwing up my life. I'm smart but not enough -- just smart enough to have problems.
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“Life's not about feeling better, it's about getting the job done.”
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“That's all I can do. I'll keep at it and hope it gets better.”
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“Life can't be cured, but it can be managed.”
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“Some of the most profound truths about us are things that we stop saying in the middle.”
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“The stuff adults tell you not to do is the easiest.”
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“I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of living.”
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“I want to live but I want to die. What do I do?”
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“That made me happy. That was my Anchor.”
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“She doesn't want to end up like me. At least I'm giving someone an example not to follow.”
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“And I could have died right then. And considering how things went, I really should have.”
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“I feel dead, wasted, awful, broken and useless. It's not the kind of feeling you forget.”
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“The Shift is coming. The Shift has to be coming. Because if you keep living like this you'll die.”
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Variant: I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.
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“They've spent alot of money on me. I'm ashamed.”
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“Every tounge bit had another word to say.”
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“And when you say the truth you get stronger.”
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“It's such a silly little thing, the heart.”
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“My brain was all right back then; it didn't get stuck in ruts.”
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“You shouldn't be able to be alive and you are. You want to trade?”
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“A person's relationship with food is one of their most important relationships.”
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“Everybody has problems. Some people just hide their crap better than others.”
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“I had hurt her feelings, I found out later; I didn’t know I had that power.”
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“And that was the closest I've ever come to an epiphany.”
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“She's pretty." (It's amazing how girls can say this and make it the most withering insult.)”
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