“Well there you go. Even a psychopath recognized your worth enough to want to kill someone else first."
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.”

“I was of a generation that didn't even realize that a vegetarian diet was healthy, but I wasn't going to have animals killed for me to eat. … I had little idea what vegetarians ate, but when my first husband was killed, I thought, "Well, I always felt that I didn't want to eat animals, and now I'm definitely not going to."”

Muriel Dowding, Baroness Dowding (1908–1993) British noble

“You have to laugh at yourself sometimes, cause you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.”

Emily Saliers (1963) singer-songwriter, restaurateur

“Nobody has a perfect life and it's entirely possible that if you want someone else's life they are busy wanting someone else's too–maybe even yours.”

Joyce Meyer (1943) American author and speaker

“It is not by recognizing the want of courage in someone else that you acquire courage yourself..”

Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889–1951) Austrian-British philosopher

“I can't kill someone!"
"You hit your brother in the head with a fire extinguisher."
"But that was family! And I didn't kill him.”

Meg Cabot (1967) Novelist

“You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry”

Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…

“The government that's strong enough to give you what you want by taking it from someone else is strong enough to take everything you have and give it to someone else.”

Harry Browne (1933–2006) American politician and writer

“I didn't know what to say. I felt like crying, Goddammit everybody in the world wants an explanation for your acts and for your very being.”

Jack Kerouac book On the Road

“I said to your predecessor: 'You know what they're all saying, no more coals to Newcastle, no more Hoares to Paris.' The fellow didn't even laugh.”

George V of the United Kingdom (1865–1936) King of the United Kingdom and the British Dominions, and Emperor of India