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Source: The Calvin And Hobbes: Tenth Anniversary Book
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Bill Watterson Quotes about life
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Bill Watterson Quotes about thinking
“Calvin: I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
p77”
Source: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
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Bill Watterson Quotes
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
Source: Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue
Source: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
Source: Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”
Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Source: Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”
Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
“How come we play war and not peace?"
"Too few role models.”
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
It's a Magical World
Source: It's a Magical World: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions.
p152”
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.”
Variant: Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
Source: The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Essential Calvin And Hobbes
“The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?”
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
“I'd hate to have a kid like me.”
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
“Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.”
Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”
Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
“Calvin: Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
p71”
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
“Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.”
Source: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”
Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”
Source: There's Treasure Everywhere: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
“Calvin: I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
p86”
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
