Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist
Source: The Collected Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist
Source: The Collected Dorothy Parker
“It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a. m.”
Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer
Source: What Matters Most is How Well You Walk Through the Fire
Paullina Simons book Tatiana and Alexander
Source: Tatiana and Alexander
Edgar Degas (1834–1917) French artist
Quote in Degas' letter to the sculptor Paul-Albert Bartolomé, January 1886; as cited in 'Performing Fine Arts: Dance as a Source of Inspiration in Impressionism, by Johannis Tsoumas http://rupkatha.com/dance-in-impressionism/ <br class="br">1876 - 1895
Bill Watterson (1958) American comic artist
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Space echoes like an immense tomb, yet the stars still burn. Why does the sun take so long to die?”
Nick Land (1962) British philosopher
Source: The Thirst for Annihilation: Georges Bataille and Virulent Nihilism (1992), Chapter 5: "Dead God", p. 60 (original emphasis)
Context: God is nowhere to be found, yet there is still so much light! Light that dazzles and maddens; crisp, ruthless light. Space echoes like an immense tomb, yet the stars still burn. Why does the sun take so long to die? Or the moon retain such fidelity to the Earth? Where is the new darkness? The greatest of all unknowings? Is death itself shy of us?
“I like shape very much. A novel has to have shape, and life doesn't have any.”
Jean Rhys (1890–1979) novelist from Dominica
Source: Smile Please: An Unfinished Autobiography
“I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. … You get dirty and besides the pig likes it.”
George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright
Initially attributed to Cyrus S. Ching in Time, Vol. 56 (1950), p. 21.
Misattributed
Variant: Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
John Stuart Mill book On Liberty
Source: On Liberty (1859), Ch. III: Of Individuality, As One of the Elements of Well-Being
Ned Vizzini book It's Kind of a Funny Story
Variant: I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.
Source: It's Kind of a Funny Story
Gloria Steinem (1934) American feminist and journalist
"Sisterhood" in New York Magazine (20 December 1971), p. 49
Andy Stanley (1958) American Christian minister
Source: It Came from Within!: The Shocking Truth of What Lurks in the Heart
“There are some times… when the love for people is strong and warm like a sorrow.”
John Steinbeck book To a God Unknown
Source: To a God Unknown
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Blue-Eyed Devil
Janette Rallison (1966) American writer
Source: How to Take the Ex Out of Ex-Boyfriend
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
“Revenge is a dish best served unexpectedly and from a distance - like a thrown trifle.”
Frances Hardinge (1973) British children's writer
Source: Twilight Robbery
“Denying the undeniable just makes you sound like a fool as well as a liar.”
Ally Carter book Only the Good Spy Young
Source: Only the Good Spy Young
“I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn't like it, and changed.”
David Sedaris (1956) American author
Source: Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
Emily Giffin Something Borrowed
Variant: Someday being with Dex will be a distant memory. This fact makes me sad too. Its the initial stages of grief that seem to be worst but in some ways, Its sadder as time goes by and you consider how much they're missed in your life.
Source: Something Borrowed
“We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?”
Jean Cocteau (1889–1963) French poet, novelist, dramatist, designer, boxing manager and filmmaker
On his election to Académie Française (1955) Variant translation: Of course I believe in luck. How else does one explain the successes of one's enemies?
“It's not wrong to hustle hustlers. It's like killing murderers, a public service. -Damon Salvatore”
L.J. Smith (1965) American author
Source: Moonsong
Frederick Buechner (1926) Poet, novelist, short story writer, theologian
Source: Telling Secrets (1991)
Roger Ebert (1942–2013) American film critic, author, journalist, and TV presenter
"Critical Eye" column, Yahoo! Internet Life (September 1998), p. 66
“It’s like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait…”
David Levithan book Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Source: Will Grayson, Will Grayson
“The ordinary can be like medicine.”
Sherman Alexie book The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven
Source: The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven
“The only love that feels like love is the doomed kind. (Fun fact.)”
Jenny Offill book Dept. of Speculation
Source: Dept. of Speculation
“What must it be like, to have a boy like you so much he cries for you?”
Jenny Han book To All the Boys I've Loved Before
Source: To All the Boys I've Loved Before
“How do you make yourself not like someone?”
Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
“I took the world into me, rearranged it, and sent it back out as a question: "Do you like me?”
Jonathan Safran Foer book Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Variant: We stopped laughing, I took the world into me, rearranged it, and sent it back out as a question: "Do you like me?
Source: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close