„I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
Birthdate: 28. February 1970
Other names: دنیل هندلر
Daniel Handler is an American writer, musician and journalist. He is best known for his work under the pen name Lemony Snicket, having published children's series A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions under this pseudonym. He has also published adult novels under his real name; his first book The Basic Eight was rejected by many publishers for its dark subject matter. His most recent book is All the Dirty Parts. Handler has also played the accordion in several bands.
„I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
„Carmelita Spats, who oughtta be told "Gorgeous" does not start with an M.“
— Daniel Handler, book The Grim Grotto
The Grim Grotto (2004)
„Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
„I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
„I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
„It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
„… the moron who thought love was forever.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
„You either have the feeling or you don’t.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Variant: Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies
Source: Why We Broke Up
„This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
— Daniel Handler, book Adverbs
Source: Adverbs
„They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses.“
— Daniel Handler, book Adverbs
Source: Adverbs
„I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
„A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.“
— Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up