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One False Note

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The Emperor's Code

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The Medusa Plot

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One False Note

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The Emperor's Code

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“The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.”

Gordon Korman book No More Dead Dogs

Source: No More Dead Dogs

“We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!"
"Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to the canal. Roughly, please.”

Gordon Korman One False Note

Source: One False Note

“What does it feel like to get shot?"
"I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better.”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet”

Gordon Korman One False Note

Source: One False Note

“Ian Kabra rolled up his window. "My god, what's that smell?"
Behind the wheel, Sinead laughed. "It's called fresh air. Growing up in London, you've probably never breathed it before."
"And I hope I never breathe it again.”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account."
-Sinead Starling”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

Gordon Korman Quotes

“Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.”

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“Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker."
-Dan Cahill”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "knows the way."
"Funny name for an aircraft," Grace commented. "Is it after your wife?"
"My gun."
Grace stared at him. "You named your plane after a?"
"It was a very good gun.”

Gordon Korman book Vespers Rising

Source: Vespers Rising

“No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.”

Gordon Korman book The Emperor's Code

Source: The Emperor's Code

“Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.”

Gordon Korman book The Emperor's Code

Source: The Emperor's Code

“For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.”

Gordon Korman One False Note

Variant: For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
Source: One False Note

“Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?"
"Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested.”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.”

Gordon Korman book The Emperor's Code

Source: The Emperor's Code

“Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy's boyfriend!"
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since!”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here."
Dan's voice crackled through the attic. "Don't say it like that," he complained. "Your name still gives me heartburn.”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“Ask me. I'm a cow expert.”

Gordon Korman

“Amy hugged Sinead, and Dan scratched Saladin. "Later, Saladin. Take it easy on Kabra. On second thought, don't.”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“Where's Amy?" Ian put in. "Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a day. He's either the most mule-headed person who ever lived, or he really likes your sister. She has to have mercy on him–on all of us!”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.”

Gordon Korman book Schooled

Source: Schooled

“Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

“Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?"
-Amy Cahill”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

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