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Jordan Sonnenblick is an American writer of young adult fiction. He is a graduate of New York City's Stuyvesant High School , and of the University of Pennsylvania. Wikipedia  

✵ 4. July 1969
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Works

After Ever After
After Ever After
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After Ever After
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Famous Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes

“Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey?
Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“Who’s that?
That’s the King.
Who’s he?
The Duke.
Who’s she?
The Princess.
What do they call you?
The Count.
What does that make me?
Umm…how about the Peasant?
And the name stuck.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes

“If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“What do you call a planet where bad guys stroll through life with success draped around their shoulders like a King’s cloak, while random horrors are visited upon the innocent heads of children? I call it Earth.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Zen and the Art of Faking It

“And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks and gasoline cans, and my parents would be oblivious, as long as I was keeping myself occupied.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly.
Mom!
What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

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