Greg Behrendt Quotes

Gregory Behrendt is an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You , later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Show and Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call . Wikipedia  

✵ 21. July 1963
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Famous Greg Behrendt Quotes

“Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the
woman he loves”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Greg Behrendt Quotes about guys

“Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Greg Behrendt Quotes about feelings

“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything
related to his feelings for you”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Meeting someone you like and dating him is supposed to make you feel better, not worse.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Greg Behrendt Quotes

“Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Alone also means available for someone outstanding.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Always be classy. Never be crazy.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“.. he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“You already have one asshole, you don't need another one”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“big plans require big action”

Greg Behrendt book He's Just Not That into You

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“… you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“You are not easily forgotten.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges”

Greg Behrendt

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“He's just not that into you.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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