“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
Lewis Carroll book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Source: Alice in Wonderland
“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
Lewis Carroll book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Source: Alice in Wonderland
Lewis Carroll (1832–1898) English writer, logician, Anglican deacon and photographer
Source: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
John Keats (1795–1821) English Romantic poet
then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till Love and Fame to nothingness do sink.
"When I have fears that I may cease to be" (1817)
Source: The Complete Poems
Caprice Crane (1970) American writer
Source: Stupid and Contagious
“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”
Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American comedian
Jonathan Safran Foer book Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Source: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
“We are made for loving. If we don’t love, we will be like plants without water.”
Desmond Tutu (1931) South African churchman, politician, archbishop, Nobel Prize winner
Thomas Paine (1737–1809) English and American political activist
The Crisis No. IV.
1770s, The American Crisis (1776–1783)
“Fighting for peace, is like f***ing for chastity”
Stephen King book Hearts in Atlantis
Source: Hearts in Atlantis
Bertrand Russell (1872–1970) logician, one of the first analytic philosophers and political activist
“True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.”
Nicole Richie (1981) American television personality, musician, actress, and author
John Newton (1725–1807) Anglican clergyman and hymn-writer
Variant: Amazing grace! How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me!
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.
Source: Olney Hymns (1779), Amazing Grace
“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”
Rick Riordan book The Last Olympian
Source: The Last Olympian
“Don't go on staring at me like that, because you'll wear your eyes out.”
Emile Zola book La Bête humaine
Ne me regardez plus comme ça, parce que vous allez vous user les yeux. <br class="br">La Bête Humaine, Ch. 5 http://books.google.com/books?id=mqRKAQAAIAAJ&q=%22Ne+me+regardez+plus+comme+%C3%A7a+parce+que+vous+allez+vous+user+les+yeux%22&pg=PA158#v=onepage, (1890). <br class="br">Source: La Bête humaine
Harper Lee book To Kill a Mockingbird
Pt. 1, ch. 11
Jean Louise (Scout) Finch
Source: To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
“Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.”
Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“If everybody likes you, you're pretty dull.”
Bette Davis (1908–1989) film and television actress from the United States
“I like to feel dumb. That’s how I know there’s more in the world than me.”
Susan Sontag (1933–2004) American writer and filmmaker, professor, and activist
Patrick Süskind (1949) German writer and screenwriter
Source: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
“I like physics, but I love cartoons.”
Stephen Hawking (1942–2018) British theoretical physicist, cosmologist, and author
Vincent Van Gogh (1853–1890) Dutch post-Impressionist painter (1853-1890)
Quote in his letter from Drenthe, The Netherlands, Oct. 1883, 'Van Gogh's Letters', http://webexhibits.org/vangogh/letter/13/336.htm <br class="br">1880s, 1883
Anthony de Mello (1931–1987) Indian writer
Healing
One Minute Wisdom (1989)
Source: Awareness: A de Mello Spirituality Conference in His Own Words
Leonardo Da Vinci (1452–1519) Italian Renaissance polymath
The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci (1883), XIX Philosophical Maxims. Morals. Polemics and Speculations.
“Really I don't like human nature unless all candied over with art”
Virginia Woolf (1882–1941) English writer
Source: The Diary of Virginia Woolf, Volume Four: 1931-1935
Ronald Reagan (1911–2004) American politician, 40th president of the United States (in office from 1981 to 1989)
Quoted as an attribution in Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (2013), p. 268
Attributed
“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune … to lose both seems like carelessness.”
Oscar Wilde The Importance of Being Earnest
Lady Bracknell, Act I
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
Sara Gruen book Water for Elephants
Source: Water for Elephants
Emil M. Cioran book The Trouble With Being Born
And they do calm down.
The Trouble With Being Born (1973)
Source: The Trouble with Being Born
“Politicians are like diapers: they should be changed often, and for the same reason”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Not found in Twain's works. <br class="br">A 1993 newspaper humor column attributes this saying to Reader's Digest: "Picking it up from a Reader's Digest fan, Willie, our ex-shoe shine boy, says some politicians are like diapers. They both need changed often ... and for the same reason." <br class="br">Also attributed to Reader's Digest in Naomi Judd's 1993 book Love Can Build a Bridge https://books.google.com/books?id=AMmrqZkq3JQC&pg=PA262&dq=%22politicians+are+like+diapers%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQ2obup6LKAhUBS2MKHfacCmsQ6AEIITAB#v=onepage&q=%22politicians%20are%20like%20diapers%22&f=false: 'A quip I once saw in Reader's Digest said: "Most politicians are like diapers: they should be changed often, and for the same reason!"'. <br class="br">Not found attributed to Twain until 2010 https://books.google.com/books?id=gNwqfJkXjVsC&pg=PA448&dq=%22politicians+are+like+diapers%22+twain&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjUq_C6qaLKAhVM7GMKHTuwAfIQ6AEIIzAB#v=onepage&q=%22politicians%20are%20like%20diapers%22%20twain&f=false <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason <br class="br">Source: Bill Hastings, "Books, Bricks, Nap's, Tom, , Tres, Tracy ..." https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/14184165/, Indiana Gazette, 1993-09-10, p. 11
“It's like a spell. It's so strong I can't fight it. Is love always like this?”
Gillian Rubinstein Tales of the Otori
Source: Brilliance of the Moon
Walter Benjamin book Theses on the Philosophy of History
Source: Theses on the Philosophy of History (1940), IX
“Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.”
Rabindranath Tagore (1861–1941) Bengali polymath
45 <br class="br"> The Gardener http://www.spiritualbee.com/love-poems-by-tagore/ (1915)
“The only way to do all the things you'd like to do is to read”
Tom Clancy (1947–2013) American author
“I like people to be unhappy because I like them to have souls.”
Virginia Woolf (1882–1941) English writer