Jessica Bird (1969) U.S. novelist
Source: Lover at Last
Jessica Bird (1969) U.S. novelist
Source: Lover at Last
“Never take a seat in the back of the room. Winners sit up front.”
E. Lockhart book We Were Liars
Source: We Were Liars
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
Archive of American Television http://www.emmytvlegends.org/interviews/people/george-carlin, from one of Carlin's final interviews (2008) <br class="br">Interviews, Television Appearances <br class="br">Context: You know what, I said it this way: when you're born in this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row seat. And some of us get to sit there with notebooks. And I'm a notebook kind of guy: [pretends to be taking notes] "Oh, my God, did you see that? Did you see what he just did?..." And I watch the freak show, and I kept my notes, and I make up stuff about it, and I talk about the freaks. And the freaks are all humans, and they are all like me, and we are all the same. I'm not better, I'm not different, I'm just apart now. I'm separate, I'm over here, because I put myself out of the mix. I don't have a stake at the outcome. I'm not a cheerleader for a given outcome now.
Miranda July (1974) American performance artist, musician and writer
Source: No One Belongs Here More Than You
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Secrets of a Summer Night
“So live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts”
Marcus Tullius Cicero (-106–-43 BC) Roman philosopher and statesman
The origin of this quote is often misattributed to Cicero; however, it is from Line 135-136 of Book 2, Satire 2 by Horace, "Quocirca vivite fortes, fortiaque adversis opponite pectora rebus." The English translation that most closely matches the one misrepresented as Cicero's is from a collection of Horace's prose written by E. C. Wickham, "So live, my boys, as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts."
Misattributed
Gena Showalter (1975) American writer
Source: The Darkest Whisper
Joel Osteen (1963) American televangelist and author
Source: I Declare: 31 Promises to Speak Over Your Life
Ally Carter (1974) American writer
Source: United We Spy
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist
“If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you.”
Variant: No. If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you." - Dimitri
Source: Vampire Academy
Sebastian Barry book The Secret Scripture
Source: The Secret Scripture
Michael Pollan (1955) American author, journalist, activist, and professor of journalism
Source: Second Nature: A Gardener's Education
“You only really fall apart in front of the people you know can piece you back together.”
Sarah Dessen (1970) American writer
Source: Saint Anything
“You can live your whole life not realizing that what you're looking for is right in front of you.”
David Nicholls book One Day
Variant: You can live your whole life not realising that what you're looking for is right in front of you.
Source: One Day
“…there is no nakedness that compares to being naked in front of someone for the first time.”
John Irving book A Widow for One Year
Source: A Widow for One Year
Cate Tiernan (1961) American novelist
Source: Immortal Beloved
E. Lockhart book The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks
Source: The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks
Jonathan Tropper (1970) American writer
Source: This is Where I Leave You
“You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue”
Eoin Colfer (1965) Irish author of children's books
Jonathan Tropper (1970) American writer
This Is Where I Leave You (2009), 2014-January-15 http://books.google.co.uk/books/about/This_Is_Where_I_Leave_You.html?id=3jVps2Z9LQcC, <br class="br">Source: This is Where I Leave You
Haruki Murakami book A Wild Sheep Chase
Source: A Wild Sheep Chase: A Novel (1982), Chapter 15, The Song Is Over
Dean Karnazes (1962) American distance runner
Source: Ultramarathon Man: Confessions of an All-Night Runner
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Strikes
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
Tom Waits (1949) American singer-songwriter and actor
“Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.”
Joss Whedon (1964) American director, writer, and producer for television and film
Banksy pseudonymous England-based graffiti artist, political activist, and painter
taken from 'Brandalism' in the book 'Cut It Out' (inspired from Sean Tejaratchi's piece in Crap Hound No.6, July 1999.) Source http://readingfrenzy.com/ledger/2012/03/taking_the_piss_conclusion <br class="br">Other sources <br class="br">Source: Wall and Piece <br class="br">Context: People are taking the piss out of you every day. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you. You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity. Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs.
Tasha Tudor (1915–2008) American illustrator and writer
Source: The Private World of Tasha Tudor