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“Life's too short to pretend and play games like that. I want to spend my time hanging out with people who make me feel good about myself. People who make me happy.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“Those we love, we can grow to hate. And life… life can be perfect one minute and in shambles the next.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Through the Zombie Glass

“Let’s play a little game I like to call Cole’s in Charge and Ali’s Not.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Queen of Zombie Hearts

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Oh My Goth

“I think I need to avoid the world today. There’s no way I
can adult.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Firstlife

“My fur is silky, damn it.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Unraveled

Gena Showalter Quotes about the trip

“You are such a chick.”
I widened my eyes in mock surprise.
“No way. Are you sure?”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“Anya, the minor goddess of Anarchy? A woman who had more balls than most men—because she’d cut them off the guys stupid enough to get in her way and kept them as souvenirs.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Seduction

“Giving up is the only sure way to fail.”

Gena Showalter

“By the way, only a real man can accept his feminine side."
"I don't know who fed you that line of garbage, but I can promise she's laughing at you right now.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Seduction

“He would have been handsome—in a serial-killer kind of way—if not for those tattoos.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

“On way. He OK? Aeron
Coming. Something wrong? Lucian
Take me out of your address book. William”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Secret

Gena Showalter Quotes about thinking

“Do you think it takes true pain to experience true pleasure?”

Gena Showalter

Source: Oh My Goth

“Hate is too mild of a word. But it's nothing personal, I don't think.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“You don't think I'm crazy?" I asked hesitantly.
"Like I'm one to judge another persons sanity.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“What Strider thinks of himself "He was too intense, too jaded, too warped and too… everything for most women to take for long. But so what. He was made of awesome. Anyone who couldn't see that wasn't smart enough to be with him, anyway.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Secret

“Because you aren't who you think you are. You aren't what everyone else believes. You might have delivered countless deaths but you love more fiercely than anyone I've ever known.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Passion

“Demon?” Gwen gasped out. Her back jerked ramrod-straight, and her face leeched of
color. “Did you just say demon?”

Oh, uh…did I say that?” Strider once again glanced around the plane helplessly. “No, no.
I think I said seaman.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Whisper

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“When is your birthday?” (…)
Wide silver-gold eyes swung to him. “You don’t know?”
“No.”
Pouting, she twirled a strand of her hair. “How can you not know?”
“Do you know mine?” he asked.
“Of course I do. It’s the day you met me.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Surrender

“To you I belong. My heart beats only for you. No other will tempt me, from this day and beyond. To you I belong.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Heart of the Dragon

“Do you know the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

"Wrong. That's the definition of determination.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Through the Zombie Glass

Gena Showalter Quotes

“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Oh My Goth

“To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Heart of Darkness

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.”

Gena Showalter

Variant: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be very afraid
We're coming for you.
Source: The Queen of Zombie Hearts

“Cole chuckled, saying, “Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, but fear of Ali Bell is just called logic.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Through the Zombie Glass

“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”

Gena Showalter

Source: Seduce the Darkness

“You are mine, woman, and I am yours. Until you, my life was desolate. I existed, but I didn't truly live. Now I live, even in my death.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

“Sometimes what we want isn't what we need.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

“People are the most difficult thing in the world to change”

Gena Showalter

Source: Oh My Goth

“… the devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the angel on my left…”

Gena Showalter

Source: Playing with Fire

“I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?"
A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway."
"While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

“I'm William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Kiss

“Don't look now, but that's my ex over there."
Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time than now." I looked.
"Bad, Ali!" Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?”

Gena Showalter

Source: Oh My Goth

“That's because I'm made of awesome."

"And dipped in awesome."

"And sprinkled with awesome."

"Gods, I love the taste of awesome.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Surrender

“You keep running and one day when you stop running your going to fall, and I'm going to be there to catch you.”

Gena Showalter

“Once I learned, I went online and ordered every romance novel I could find. They're fairy tales for grown-ups.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

“Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.

-Jillian's mother”

Gena Showalter

Source: Catch a Mate

“Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Kiss

“There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Oh My Goth

“If all we've got to look forward to is disloyalty and treachery, why do we even make friends?"
"Again, human nature. Hoping for the best is what drives us.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Intertwined

“Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Whisper

“Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in us and begins to control us. Sigh. I hate feeling afraid, and I hate, hate, HATE feeling out of control.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Oh My Goth

“There are two kinds of people,’ she’d said. ‘Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one after the other, and those who ride the waves.’” Tears spilled down my cheeks, and my voice cracked. “‘Ride the waves, baby, and live. Live.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Oh My Goth

“Yep, that's me. I know. I know. You're humbled I'm here, feel like throwing rose petals at my feet, blah, blah, blah. No need, though. Just try and think of me as a normal guy
-William”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Pleasure

“But allow Riley to boss him around? Multiply "hell, no" by "dream on" and divide by "suck it," and the answer was "the wolf could bite the big one.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Unraveled

“Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Heart of the Dragon

“You know, you’re pretty when you smile,” she said, patting the side of his cheek.
“Fierce, woman. I am fierce.”
“If you say so.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Wicked Nights

“Gods, woman," William said. "Your voice is like death. Can you shut it until I leave the room? Please. Seriously, you're like the one woman in the world Ito resist." -Page 271”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Pleasure

“This means nothing,” she said.
“Less than nothing,” he lied.
“I’ll hate myself later.”
“I hate myself now.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Pleasure

“Truly living required risk.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“What Imind was being hit by a cab, then landing on the lap of a naked man. With an erection, Anya. He had an erection.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Kiss

“He’s body slammed enough people to start a new country. And there could be a neighbouring city for the people he’s punched in the throat”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Intertwined

“Evelyn: There's nothing wrong with embracing one's emotions.
Brittany: Mom, You don't just embrace your emotions, you make love to them hard-core.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Catch a Mate

“Who is she, why is she still here and when can I see her naked? Paris asked with an eyebrow wiggle”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

“Leap out the window, my inner Tigress cried. You aren't ready to face such a powerful Tiger. I frowned. I thought a true Tigress never backed down from a fight. Don't you know anything? When she's in heat, she avoids everything male. Now run!”

Gena Showalter

Source: Animal Instincts

“I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

“The best way to spell victory? K-I-L-L.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Surrender

“How do we thank an angel? Somehow I don’t think a fruit basket will do the trick." ~ Amun”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Secret

“I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said. Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he replied. “We’re not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch?”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“You wanted to drown in a woman. Here's your chance. Drown in her blood"
~Violence(Maddox)”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

“William untucked the covers and stood, making a mental list of everything he'd need for the coming trip. A few blades, serrated and non serrated. A vial of acid. A bone saw. A spiked paddle. A cat-o'-nine-tails. And a bag of Gummy Bears.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Secret

“I like to be admired from afar, and then complimented up close.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Seduction

“CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice, and tried not to be offended. Key word: tried.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Secret

“If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them “too much effort.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Whisper

“I looked around, counting the competition. Sixteen. To win, all I had to do was incapacitate each one, place my hand over their hearts and turn my palm into a flame. Easy.
Yeah right.”

Gena Showalter

Source: Alice in Zombieland

“If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.”

Gena Showalter

Source: The Darkest Night

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