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“What kind of a woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'?”

Source: Magic Bites

“Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“Why a raven?"
"To honor my father."
"The writing under it, is that Cyrillic?"
"Yes."
"What does it say?"
"Dar Vorona. Gift of the Raven. I am my father's gift."
"The raven is holding a bloody sword."
"I never said it was a nice gift.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bites

“And then what?"
"I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bites

“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Curran

“I gave him my hard stare. “You're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate?”
A wicked spark lit his eyes. “Many, many times.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

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“I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft."
"I bet." He almost purred.
I gulped.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?"
"Nope!"
"Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

Ilona Andrews Quotes

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"

"You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bites

“Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”
“Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”
“Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Slays

“I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“I'm a substitute mom."
"You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“If you come, you better come in force because I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't shake, my aim won't falter. My face will be the last thing you'll see before you die." I jammed my knife into the table and walked out.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“Yes I can,” Curran snarled. “Listen: this is me telling you what you will not do.”
I raised the cookbook and tapped him on the nose. Bad cat.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Slays

“You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.”
“It didn’t come up.”
“How disappointing for you.”
Ha-ha. “That’s not what I meant.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled. “That bastard!”
“Thank you,” Andrea said.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Slays

“… you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread."
"Not necessarily…. You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bites

“Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Slays

“Are you out of your mind?"
It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“Yes, I'm too mad to punish you right now. We'll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We're going to Wal-Mart.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: On the Edge

“You're an interesting woman."
"Your interest has been duly noted.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“You know anything about investigative work?"
"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bites

“How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?"
"Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“What's that?"
"That's my attack poodle.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“I think I've been rather reasonable about this whole situation."
"How do you figure?"
"They are still breathing, aren't they?”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Fate's Edge

“Aha! So I’m not crazy.”
“You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Rises

“Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bites

“I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“You will not pass!” Roman thundered.
Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Gunmetal Magic

“Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: On the Edge

“Curran looked at me. “What the hell was I supposed to do, catch the werebison as he was falling?”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps.
"I win.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed."
I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Slays

“Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep."
"I only did it once."
"Once was weird enough, thank you.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Slays

“We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Burns

“Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I find your attempt at levity inappropriate."
"Consider me properly chastised.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.”

Ilona Andrews

“I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“I'm welding the bimbo room shut.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

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