“I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”
Chelsea Handler (1975) American comedian, actress, author and talk show host
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”
Chelsea Handler (1975) American comedian, actress, author and talk show host
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
Robert Greene book The 48 Laws of Power
Source: The 48 Laws of Power
“You have never tasted freedom friend, or you would know it is purchased not with gold, but steel.”
Steven Pressfield Gates of Fire
Dienekes p. 60
Gates of Fire (1998)
Source: Gates of Fire: An Epic Novel of the Battle of Thermopylae
“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”
Bill Watterson (1958) American comic artist
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Sherryl Woods (1944) American writer
Source: An O'Brien Family Christmas
“Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.”
Markus Zusak (1975) Australian author
Source: I Am the Messenger
“We clung to books and to our friends; they reminded us that we had another part to us.”
Annie Barrows book The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
Source: The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
“When a sinister person means to be your enemy, they always start by trying to become your friend.”
William Blake (1757–1827) English Romantic poet and artist
Attributed
“Enemies are a given. Friends are not.”
James Frey (1969) American screenwriter and media presenter
The Calling
“Rose lit up. “I’d totally help with that. Sydney’s my friend, and I’ve got experience with—”
Richelle Mead (1976) American writer
Source: Bloodlines: Silver Shadows
“You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.
- Breeze”
Brandon Sanderson (1975) American fantasy writer
Source: The Final Empire
“Why limit yourself to just one best friend?”
Lisi Harrison (1970) Canadian writer
“True friends never apart maybe in distance but never in heart”
Helen Keller (1880–1968) American author and political activist
“Do not let your anger misguide you, my friend.”
Tess Uriza Holthe American writer
When the Elephants Dance
“It's said a friend is a person who walks in when everyone else walks out.”
Melissa de la Cruz (1971) American writer
Source: Girl Stays in the Picture
“A friend tells you what you want to hear; a best friend tells you the truth.”
Marilyn Monroe (1926–1962) American actress, model, and singer
“No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.”
Alice Walker (1944) American author and activist
“Never injure a friend, even in jest.”
Marcus Tullius Cicero (-106–-43 BC) Roman philosopher and statesman
Kerrelyn Sparks (1955) American writer
Source: How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire
Katherine Mansfield (1888–1923) New Zealand author
Quoted in Katherine Mansfield: The Memories of L.M. (1972; digitized 2006), p. 178. L.M. was Lesley Morris, the pseudonym of Mansfield's friend Ida Baker.
Rebecca Wells book Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Source: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Jenny McCarthy (1972) American model, comedian, actress, author, activist, and game show host
Source: Love, Lust & Faking It: The Naked Truth About Sex, Lies, and True Romance
“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.”
Harry Truman (1884–1972) American politician, 33rd president of the United States (in office from 1945 to 1953)
Despite being quoted as a remark of Truman by both George H. W. Bush and Bill Clinton, this apparently originates from a line in the portrayal of Truman in the play Give ‘Em Hell, Harry (1975) by Samuel Gallu : "You want a friend in life, get a dog!" This was later paraphrased by Maureen Dowd (10 March 1989): "If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog." But prior to Gallu's play their is no actual indication Truman ever said this, according to investigations by David Rothman In "Google Book Search, Harry S. Truman and the get-a-dog quote: Presidential library unable to confirm it" (28 June 2008) http://www.teleread.com/books/google-book-search-harry-s-truman-and-the-get-a-dog-quote-presidential-library-unable-to-confirm-it/ <br class="br">Misattributed
“common enemies make enemies become friends!”
Eric Jerome Dickey (1961) American author
Resurrecting Midnight
“An adult friend of Lincoln's: "Life was to him a school.”
Doris Kearns Goodwin book Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln
Source: Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln
“Friend, when you speak this carefully I know it is because you don't know what to say.”
Leonard Cohen (1934–2016) Canadian poet and singer-songwriter
“Death was a friend, and sleep was Death's brother.”
John Steinbeck book The Grapes of Wrath
Source: The Grapes of Wrath
“As Harry puts it, men and women can never be friends because 'the sex part always gets in the way.”
Nora Ephron (1941–2012) Film director, author screenwriter
Source: When Harry Met Sally
“Lord, protect me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies.”
Robert Greene book The 48 Laws of Power
Variation: Defend me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies myself The quote has been attributed to Voltaire, who was using it after Villars. Quoted in Connie Robertson, Dictionary of Quotations, 1998
Source: The 48 Laws of Power
“Winning friends begins with friendliness.”
Dale Carnegie How to Win Friends and Influence People
How to Win Friends and Influence People
“What's a friend for if not to face almost certain death with, eh?”
Katie MacAlister (1964) Author
Source: Zen and the Art of Vampires
Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) 3rd President of the United States of America
As quoted in The Life and Writings of Thomas Jefferson : Including All of His Important Utterances on Public Questions (1900) by Samuel E. Forman, p. 429
Posthumous publications
“Take it as a token. Because tomorrow when I go, I want you to believe friends are possible.”
Julie Anne Peters (1952) American writer
Source: By the Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead
“I can’t name the poison that’s killing your friend. But the one that’s killing you is called hope.”
Scott Lynch book The Republic of Thieves
Source: The Republic of Thieves
“She knew whose love she doubted. It wasn't her parents' and it wasn't her friends: It was her own.”
Ann Brashares book Forever in Blue: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood
Source: Forever in Blue: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood
James Fenton (1949) poet
"God, a Poem", line 5, from Children in Exile (1983)
Kunti character from Indian epic Mahabharata
Five Holy Virgins, Five Sacred MythsOf Kunti and Satyawati Sexually Assertive Women of the Mahabharata
Joseph Addison (1672–1719) politician, writer and playwright
Though sometimes attributed to Addison, this actually comes from a speech delivered by the Irish lawyer Charles Phillips in 1817, in the case of O'Mullan v. M'Korkill, published in Irish Eloquence: The Speeches of the Celebrated Irish Orators (1834) pp. 91-92.
Misattributed
“Thou first, best friend that Heav'n assigns below
To sooth and sweeten all the cares we know.”
Samuel Rogers (1763–1855) British poet
I, l. 85-6.
The Pleasures of Memory (1792)
David Draiman (1973) American singer and songwriter
Disturbed's David Draiman Offers 'Solution' To Illegal Music Downloading http://www.webcitation.org/64oENbO3B, Blabbermouth.net, 11 July 2003)
Jane Collins (1962) British politician
Jane Collins MEP responds to terror attacks in Manchester http://jane-collins.org/news.php?id=79. Item on official website (May 23, 2017).
Alexander Pope (1688–1744) eighteenth century English poet
Letter, written in collaboration with Henry St John, 1st Viscount Bolingbroke, to Jonathan Swift, December 14, 1725.
Joss Stone (1987) English singer and actress
Reported in "Introducing Joss Stone’s Vegetarian PSA", in peta2.com (13 March 2007) http://www.peta2.com/heroes/introducing-joss-stone-vegetarian-psa/. Also quoted in "Soul diva Stone in veggie ad", in Mirror.co.uk (15 March 2007) http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/soul-diva-stone-in-veggie-ad-458507.
Everett Dirksen (1896–1969) United States Army officer
As quoted in Business Wit & Wisdom (2005) by Richard S. Zera, p. 164
Arjo Klamer (1953) Dutch columnist, economist and politician
Arjo Klamer, " 30 Gift economy http://www.klamer.nl/docs/1dec_2002.pdf." A handbook of cultural economics (2003): 243.
Robert Smith Surtees (1805–1864) English writer
Jorrocks's Jaunts and Jollities (1838) ch. 12
Bertie Ahern (1951) Irish politician, 10th Taoiseach of Ireland
Speaking about Ray Burke (who was subsequently jailed for six months for tax evasion) after Burke's resignation. Resignation of Member: Statements. http://historical-debates.oireachtas.ie/D/0481/D.0481.199710070023.html Dáil Éireann - Volume 481, 1997-10-07
“Friend Ralph, thou hast
Outrun the constable at last.”
Samuel Butler (poet) (1612–1680) poet and satirist
Canto III, line 1367
Source: Hudibras, Part I (1663–1664)