“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”
Richard Jeni (1957–2007) American comedian
“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”
Richard Jeni (1957–2007) American comedian
“Remember well, and bear in mind, a constant friend is hard to find.”
Laura Ingalls Wilder (1867–1957) American children's writer, diarist, and journalist
John O'Donohue (1956–2008) Irish writer, priest and philosopher
Source: Anam Cara: A Book of Celtic Wisdom
“Fear is a friend who's misunderstood”
John Mayer (1977) guitarist and singer/songwriter
Source: Continuum: Music by John Mayer
“My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
“Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend.”
Agatha Christie book The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Hercule Poirot
Source: The Mysterious Affair at Styles (1920)
Candace Bushnell book The Carrie Diaries
Variant: In life, there are only four kinds of girls:
The girl who played with fire.
The girl who opened Pandora's Box.
The girl who gave Adam the apple.
And the girl whose best friend stole her boyfriend.
Source: The Carrie Diaries
Rita Mae Brown (1944) Novelist, poet, screenwriter, activist
Many sources attribute this quote to Brown without giving a specific reference to her writings. The earliest located is the following variation from p. 47 of Musgrave Landing: Musings on the Writing Life by Susan Musgrave (1994), which Musgrave quotes as "Rita Mae Brown's warning": "If you become the kind of writer who calls forth heated emotional states, be careful. There are a lot of unbalanced people out there. The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's got to be you."
Disputed
Henry Fielding book The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling
Source: The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling
“Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807–1882) American poet
“Sir, more than kisses, letters mingle souls;
For, thus friends absent speak.”
John Donne (1572–1631) English poet
Verse Letter to Sir Henry Woton, written before April 1598, line 1
Variant: More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
“[The] maid of honor - the unambiguous, grown-up equivalent of wearing best friend necklaces.”
Emily Giffin (1972) American writer
Source: Love the One You're With
“They just knew. And I think that's all you can ever ask from a friend.”
Stephen Chbosky book The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Source: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Kristin Hannah (1960) American writer
Source: Firefly Lane
“Somewhere between a friend and acquaintance—a frequaintance, as it were.”
Rachel Cohn (1968) American writer
Source: Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
“Truth springs from argument amongst friends.”
David Hume (1711–1776) Scottish philosopher, economist, and historian
Misattributed
Ally Carter (1974) American writer
Source: United We Spy
L.J. Smith (1965) American author
Source: Secret Vampire/Daughters of Darkness/Spellbinder
“Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.”
Meg Cabot (1967) Novelist
Source: Glitter Girls and the Great Fake-Out
“Better be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882) American philosopher, essayist, and poet
“Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.”
Shirley MacLaine (1934) American actress
Don't Fall Off the Mountain http://books.google.com/books?id=f6yc35pUhEwC&q=%22The+more+I+traveled+the+more+I+realized+that+fear+makes+strangers+of+people+who+should+be+friends%22&pg=PA160#v=onepage (1970) <br class="br">Variant: The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.
Mary Oliver (1935–2019) American writer
Source: Dog Songs
“He was the strangest of strangers in that he was also her oldest friend.”
Ann Brashares (1967) American children's writer
Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist
Variant: she said with a smile. "I'm an acquired taste. Most of my best friends had to
know me for years before they could even stand my presence. I'm like mold, I usually grow on you very
slowly.
Source: Seize the Night
“I text tiny a minute later.
MADE NEW GAY FRIEND.
And he texts back
PROGRESS!!!”
David Levithan book Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Source: Will Grayson, Will Grayson
“Bruno: We're not supposed to be friends, you and me. We're meant to be enemies. Did you know that?”
John Boyne (1971) Irish novelist, author of children's and youth fiction
Source: The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Julie Garwood (1946) American writer
Source: The Secret
“Let's be friends based on mutual hate.”
Bryan Lee O'Malley (1979) Artist
Source: Scott Pilgrim, Volume 3: Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness
“Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.”
Jon Ronson (1967) British journalist, documentary filmmaker, radio presenter and nonfiction author
“When he'd sworn at her and been sworn at in return, they became great friends.”
Philip Pullman book Northern Lights
Source: The Golden Compass
“When you make friends with fear, it can’t rule you.”
Anne Lamott (1954) Novelist, essayist, memoirist, activist
Source: Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith
“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.”
Sarah Dessen (1970) American writer
Variant: This world is an awful/ugly place not to have a best friend.
Source: Someone Like You (1998)
“It costs nothing to ask wise advice from a good friend.”
George S. Clason book The Richest Man in Babylon
Source: The Richest Man in Babylon
“The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend as to find a friend worth dying for.”
Homér Ancient Greek epic poet, author of the Iliad and the Odyssey
“Which was worse: a friend with brain damage, or one who despised you?”
Scott Westerfeld (1963) American science fiction writer
“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.”
Anaïs Nin (1903–1977) writer of novels, short stories, and erotica
“I’m neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.”
Lisa Scottoline (1955) American writer
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
Brenda Ueland (1891–1985) Journalist and writer
Source: If You Want to Write: A Book about Art, Independence and Spirit
“I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
“A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world.”
Leo Buscaglia (1924–1998) Motivational speaker, writer
“Whatever it means to be a friend, taking a black eye for someone has to be in it.”
Gary D. Schmidt book The Wednesday Wars
Source: The Wednesday Wars
“… but my friends call me Edmund Dantes.”
Alexandre Dumas book The Count of Monte Cristo
Source: The Count of Monte Cristo