Famous Lisa Scottoline Quotes
Lisa Scottoline Quotes
“I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“I don't really like you, but I'm so good at acting as if I do that it's basically the same thing.”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“They never see me coming.
Know why?
Because I’m already there.”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it’s practice for sociopaths.”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“If you think I’m handsome, there’s obviously nothing wrong with your vision.”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“I’m neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
Source: Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman
“I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“Listen carefully, I’m going to say three words.”
“I love you?”
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.”
Source: Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman
“Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.”
Source: My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman
