“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun.”
Billy Joel (1949) American singer-songwriter and pianist
Variant: I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun.”
Billy Joel (1949) American singer-songwriter and pianist
Variant: I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
“I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.”
Libba Bray (1964) American teen writer
Source: Beauty Queens
Kristin Hannah (1960) American writer
Source: Firefly Lane
“So are you gonna cry about it like a punk, or are you gonna do something?”
Jenny Han (1980) American writer
Source: We'll Always Have Summer
“You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry”
Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…
Shunryu Suzuki (1904–1971) Japanese Buddhist missionary
Source: Zen Is Right Here: Teaching Stories and Anecdotes of Shunryu Suzuki, Author of "ZEN Mind, Beginner's Mind"
Douglas Adams book Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Source: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
“I was on the verge of crying with grief at still being alive.”
Knut Hamsun book Hunger
Source: Hunger
John Mayer (1977) guitarist and singer/songwriter
That's when it's really sad.
Rolling Stone magazine/iTunes podcast (December 2005)
On the "chin-up sad" tone of one of his new songs on his upcoming album "Continuum"
“Now that I have you thoroughly confused, let me pause to hear your own dismayed cry.”
Ray Bradbury book Zen in the Art of Writing
Source: Zen in the Art of Writing
“You can laugh or you can cry. It is up to you which one you do.”
Rachael Ray (1968) American businessman
“Books are flesh-and-blood ideas and cry out, silently, when put to the torch.”
Ray Bradbury (1920–2012) American writer
William T. Sherman (1820–1891) American General, businessman, educator, and author.
Letter to James E. Yeatman of St. Louis, Vice-President of the Western Sanitary Commission (21 May 1865). As quoted on p. 358, and footnoted on p. 562, in Sherman: A Soldier's Passion For Order https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:BookSources/080938762X (2007), John F. Marszalek, Southern Illinois University Press, Chapter 15 ('Fame Tarnished')<br>Variant text: I confess, without shame, that I am sick and tired of fighting — its glory is all moonshine; even success the most brilliant is over dead and mangled bodies, with the anguish and lamentations of distant families, appealing to me for sons, husbands, and fathers […] it is only those who have never heard a shot, never heard the shriek and groans of the wounded and lacerated […] that cry aloud for more blood, more vengeance, more desolation. […] I declare before God, as a man and a soldier, I will not strike a foe who stands unarmed and submissive before me, but would rather say—‘Go, and sin no more.’<br>As quoted in Sherman: Merchant of Terror, Advocate of Peace https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:BookSources/1455611891 (1992), Charles Edmund Vetter, Pelican Publishing, p. 289<br>See the Discussion Page for more extensive sourcing information. <br class="br">1860s, 1865, Letter to James E. Yeatman (May 1865) <br class="br">Context: I confess without shame that I am tired & sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. Even success, the most brilliant is over dead and mangled bodies […] It is only those who have not heard a shot, nor heard the shrills & groans of the wounded & lacerated (friend or foe) that cry aloud for more blood & more vengeance, more desolation & so help me God as a man & soldier I will not strike a foe who stands unarmed & submissive before me but will say ‘Go sin no more.
“I've written this to keep from crying. But I am crying, only the tears won't come.”
Aleister Crowley book Diary of a Drug Fiend
Source: Diary of a Drug Fiend
“I am crying over the elusive nature of love.”
Elizabeth Wurtzel book Prozac Nation
Source: Prozac Nation
“You have to laugh at yourself sometimes, cause you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.”
Emily Saliers (1963) singer-songwriter, restaurateur
“It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die. (Narrator)”
Variant: It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
Source: Fight Club
Rohinton Mistry A Fine Balance
Variant: The human face has limited space. If you fill it with laughter there will be no room for crying.
Source: A Fine Balance
“3. When he smiles at you, sometimes you feel like crying.”
Bisco Hatori (1975) Japanese manga artist
Source: Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 13
Melina Marchetta (1965) Australian teen writer
Source: The Piper's Son
Kim Harrison (1966) Pseudonym
Variant: I'm only going to be here for a time, then leave you." His gaze met mine. "And I will cry when I go, because I could love you forever.
Source: Black Magic Sanction
“I never guessed I could cry so hard my face hurt.”
Vernor Vinge A Fire Upon the Deep (1st edition)
Source: A Fire Upon the Deep
Philip Gourevitch We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
Source: We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
“I am an unwilling devil. I cry like some vagrant child. I want to go home.”
Anne Rice book The Vampire Lestat
Source: The Vampire Lestat
Terri Farley (1950) American writer
Source: Seven Tears Into the Sea
Maurice Sendak (1928–2012) American illustrator and writer of children's books
Sherman Alexie book The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
Source: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
“The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.”
Charlie Chaplin (1889–1977) British comic actor and filmmaker
“But hurting ourselves to inflict pain on others is just another cry to be loved.”
Mitch Albom (1958) American author
Source: The Time Keeper
Anne Lamott (1954) Novelist, essayist, memoirist, activist
Source: Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
Ally Carter I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
Source: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
Nicholas Sparks book A Walk to Remember
Variant: First you will smile, and then you will cry -- don't say you haven't been warned.
Source: A Walk to Remember
Charles Bukowski book The People Look Like Flowers at Last
Source: The People Look Like Flowers at Last
Cormac McCarthy (1933) American novelist, playwright, and screenwriter
Source: Blood Meridian (1985), Chapter V
Source: Blood Meridian, or the Evening Redness in the West
Julie Garwood (1946) American writer
Source: The Wedding
Greg Behrendt (1963) American comedian
Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
Carl Sagan book The Demon-Haunted World
Source: The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
“Chin up, don’t smile, don’t cry, don’t fall, walk.”
Cecelia Ahern (1981) Irish novelist
Source: One Hundred Names
Ellen DeGeneres (1958) American stand-up comedian, television host, and actress
Source: My Point... And I Do Have One
Howard Zinn book A People's History of the United States
Source: A People's History of the United States
David Eddings (1931–2009) American novelist
Source: Demon Lord of Karanda