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Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? is a 2011 memoir by writer and actress Mindy Kaling. The book was on the New York Times Bestsellers list for 5 weeks.

“One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.”

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“I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.”

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“Future hipsters will love me ironically.”

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“I didn't completely forget how to be nice or feminine because I have a career.”

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“Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered”

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“I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides being a delight to your parents, you will find you have plenty of time later to catch up.”

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“Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.”

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“It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.”

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“Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, misanthropes, and antisocial weirdos.”

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“I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty.”

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“All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would be like, 'Oh my God, the Craigslist Killer has the most boyish smile!”

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“In psychology (okay, Twilight) they teach you about the notion of imprinting, and I think it applies here. I reverse-imprinted with athleticism. Ours is the great non-love story of my life.”

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“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.”

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“Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.”

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“So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.”

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“It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which is to be married and have kids and love each other in a monogamous, long-lasting relationship.”

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“I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.”

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“We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don't have to make it official. It just is.”

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“As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.”

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“I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.”

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