“Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.”
Quotes about cigarette
A collection of quotes on the topic of cigarette, smoke, smoking, likeness.
Quotes about cigarette

“From someone who doesn't want to share your destiny, you should neither accept a cigarette”
Source: The Burning Brand: Diaries, 1935-1950

In "Live Young Forever: 12 Steps to Optimum Health, Fitness and Longevity", p. 10
Kailash Satyarthi’s crusade to save childhood continues… (2014)

“Lighting new cigarettes,
pouring more
drinks.
It has been a beautiful
fight.
Still
is.”
Source: You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense
Carved into a sheet of plywood inside the "Magic Bus", May 2, 1992

Willie Nelson: Road Rules And Deep Thoughts, NPR Staff, NPR.org, National Public Radio, November 18, 2012, November 18, 2012 http://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=165223056,

About Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros' album Global a Go-Go (2001) and about the song writing process.
Strummer talks war and music (13 November 2001)

Ah a frescura na face de não cumprir um dever!
Faltar é positivamente estar no campo!
Que refúgio o não se poder ter confiança em nós!
Respiro melhor agora que passaram as horas dos encontros,
Faltei a todos, com uma deliberação do desleixo,
Fiquei esperando a vontade de ir para lá, que'eu saberia que não vinha.
Sou livre, contra a sociedade organizada e vestida.
Estou nu, e mergulho na água da minha imaginação.
E tarde para eu estar em qualquer dos dois pontos onde estaria à mesma hora,
Deliberadamente à mesma hora...
Está bem, ficarei aqui sonhando versos e sorrindo em itálico.
É tão engraçada esta parte assistente da vida!
Até não consigo acender o cigarro seguinte... Se é um gesto,
Fique com os outros, que me esperam, no desencontro que é a vida.
Álvaro de Campos (heteronym), "A Frescura" (1929), in Fernando Pessoa & Co: Selected Poems, trans. Richard Zenith (Grove Press, 1998)

Rolling Stone interview (1988)

“We don't piss in your ashtrays,
So please don't throw cigarettes in our urinals.”
Eliot Rosewater's favorite poem, from the wall of the men's room at the Log Cabin Inn.
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965)

New York Times Obituary, 9/20/2005

“I am a cigarette with a body attached to it”

Source: You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense
Source: Sandman Slim

“It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.”
Source: Running with Scissors

“I can ask for cigarettes in every language”

“Wrapped in a police blanket, I watched the rain and smoked one black cigarette after another…”

“we
sat there
smoking
cigarettes
at
5
in the morning.”
Source: The Pleasures of the Damned
Source: The Southern Belle's Handbook: Sissy LeBlanc's Rules to Live By

Wilderness Letter http://wilderness.org/bios/former-council-members/wallace-stegner (1960)
Source: The Sound of Mountain Water
“Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out
of cigarettes.”

This paternalistic attitude that "the government knows best" and that you are merely a helpless child is insulting and reprehensible. Hitler used the same attitude to persuade the Germans to subjugate themselves to the "Fatherland."
Source: Good to be King (2004)
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified

Describing the scene at Conservative central office after winning the 1970 general election.[citation needed]
Leader of the Opposition
Source: Working Class Zero (2003), Chapter 26, p. 201

“[takes a drag of his cigarette] Mmmm mmmm, tastes like steak and potatoes doesn't it? Mmmm.”
Sane Man (1989)
Source: Knowledge Assets, 1998, p. 124; As cited in: Ortiz et al. (2006)

Bill Nye, "Science Guy," Open to Jail Time for Climate Change Skeptics http://reason.com/blog/2016/04/15/bill-nye-science-guy-open-to-jail-time-f in Reason.com (15 April 2016)

Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk
Song lyrics, Poses (2001)

Guest of Honor speech at Aussiecon Two (43rd World Science Fiction Convention, August 1985), as published in Castle of Days (1992)
Nonfiction
"And Though They Do Their Best To Bring…".
The Sanity Inspector (1974)
Dark Places of the Heart (aka Cotters' England) (1966)

"The Protocols of the Learned Experts on Heroin" http://www.scribd.com/doc/120817550/The-Protocols-Of-The-Learned-Experts-On-Heroin-by-Thomas-Szasz in The Libertarian Review, July 1981, p. 14.

“Cigarette holder,
which wigs me,
over her shoulder
she digs me:
Out cattin'
that Satin Doll.”
Song "Satin Doll" (1953)
he shouts, his hands stiffly on the bar. The old fag picks himself up and begins to drag himself out.
Source: Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo (1972), p. 68.

The entire restaurant was at his feet. He was twenty years old now and as thin as Kafka. He was Rome. He had adopted us the way Rome adopts everyone, and we loved him.
On Fellini's final years
Federico Fellini: Sou um Grande Mentiroso (2008)

Quote in Marc Chagall - the Russian years 1906 – 1922, editor Christoph Vitali, exhibition catalogue, Schirn Kunsthalle Frankfurt, 1991, p. 38
1920's, My life (1922)

At Night of Champions 2009
Friday Night SmackDown

Reaction to being aged to a 70-year-old by prosthetics.
God's gift to women (2007)

Books, Shock Value: A Tasteful Book About Bad Taste (1981)

Sienna Guillory Interview http://community.livejournal.com/siennagfan/20449.html#cutid1. Vanity Fair. December 2001.

"Love Reign o'er Me"
Lyrics and poetry