Quotes about vanity
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"Ode To Sean Hannity", sent by Cleese to Keith Olbermann, and read publicly on Countdown with Keith Olbermann (8 August 2009) http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&brand=msnbc&vid=1211bdfc-2a9a-4e72-911f-e2d954bfe909
This is an allegorical song in which Dasa refers to the nine openings of the body to the city and the five kings relate to the five universal elements of fire, air, water, earth and space. Degradable wastes are within the body which all binds us to this world. And to seek salvation he advices to take the name of God. This quote is here[Narayan, M.K.V., Lyrical Musings on Indic Culture: A Sociology Study of Songs of Sant Purandara Dasa, http://books.google.com/books?id=-r7AxJp6NOYC&pg=PA79, 1 January 2010, Readworthy, 978-93-80009-31-5, 87]

Dedicatory letter to Stella Ford http://www.ibiblio.org/eldritch/fmf/gsdl.htm (1927-01-09) in The Good Soldier, second edition.

Outrageous
Song lyrics, Surprise (2006)

Daniel Gray, reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

Source: Lasker's Manual of Chess (1925), p. 338

“Our eternity is not real; it resembles us; it is our own invention; its scent is vanity.”
“Eternity and Eternity,” p. 32
The Sun Watches the Sun (1999), Sequence: “Skywalking”
The Pageant of Life (1964), On Writers

Brown : The Last Discovery of America (2003)

1990s, Moab is My Washpot (autobiography, 1997)
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men

Quote of Berthe Morisot, 1885; as cited in Impressionist quartet, ed. Jeffrey Meyers; publishers, Harcourt, 2005, p. 94
Edgar Degas was the organizing force of most Impressionist exhibitions; this one never took place
1881 - 1895

Source: Sayings of Sri Ramakrishna (1960), p. 110

En avons-nous parlé avec indignation, éloignement et mépris; et avons-nous fait connaître qu'il n'était plein que de corruption, de vanité et de mensonge?
Examens particuliers sur divers sujets, p. 321 http://books.google.com/books?id=esY9AAAAIAAJ&pg=PA321 as translated by Mary Ilford in The Bourgeois: Catholicism vs. Capitalism in Eighteenth-Century France (1968), p. 116
Examens particuliers sur divers sujets [Examination of Conscience upon Special Subjects] (1690)

19 December 1749
Letters to His Son on the Art of Becoming a Man of the World and a Gentleman (1774)

Introductory Chapter. Variant: This, therefore, is a faded dream of the time when I went down into the dust and noise of the Eastern market-place, and with my brain and muscles, with sweat and constant thinking, made others see my visions coming true. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible.
Seven Pillars of Wisdom (1922)

The Tragic Sense of Life (1913), III : The Hunger of Immortality

St. 23.
Morituri Salutamus http://www.americanpoems.com/poets/longfellow/19229 (1875)

Diary entry (12 November 1881) after visiting the House of Commons, quoted in W. R. P. George, The Making of Lloyd George (1976), p. 101.
1880s

“But bounty and hospitality very seldom lead to extravagance; though vanity almost always does.”
Source: (1776), Book V, Chapter III, Part V, p. 987.

EGPaIV" Edward Gibbon, [1788], Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire http://www.sacred-texts.com/cla/gibbon/05/daf05010.htm, Vol. 5, Chapter L: Description Of Arabia And Its Inhabitants. Part IV.
The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire: Volume 1 (1776)

"The Convergence of the Twain" (Lines on the loss of the Titanic) http://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/poem/916.html (1912), lines 1-3, from Satires of Circumstance (1914)

Source: The Nine Emotional Lives of Cats (2002), Ch. 1

Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 542.

Un Art de Vivre (The Art of Living) (1939), The Art of Working
Source: SCUM MANIFESTO (1967), p. 2 (hyphens (not en- or em-dashes) so in original).

“…an Empire now crashing about their ears. The Sikh smiled at the vanity of human aspirations.”
Fiction, The Enemy in the Blanket (1958)

Attributed

“The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.”
The Anatomy of Loneliness (1941)

"On Corporate Bodies"
Table Talk: Essays On Men And Manners http://www.blupete.com/Literature/Essays/TableHazIV.htm (1821-1822)

Variants: Aristocracy has three successive ages. First superiorities, then privileges and finally vanities. Having passed from the first, it degenerates in the second and dies in the third.
Aristocracy has three successive ages. First superiority, then privileges and finally vanities. Having passed from the first, it degenerates in the second and dies in the third.
Original version: L'aristocratie a trois âges successifs : l'âge des supériorités, l'âge des privilèges, l'âge des vanités ; sortie du premier, elle dégènère dans le second et s'éteint dans le dernier.
Book I, Ch. 1 : The Vallé-aux-loups
Mémoires d'outre-tombe (1848 – 1850)

Ode to Independence, antistrophe 3.

The Tragic Sense of Life (1913), III : The Hunger of Immortality

On Federico Fellini’s narcissism, in The Los Angeles Times (April 2003)

As quoted in Kneller, Karl Alois, Kettle, Thomas Michael, 1911. "Christianity and the leaders of modern science; a contribution to the history of culture in the nineteenth century" https://archive.org/stream/christianitylead00kneluoft#page/44/mode/2up, Freiburg im Breisgau, p. 44-45

The Autobiography of Margot Asquith (Harmondsworth: Penguin, 1963) p. 63. (1920).

"A Managerial View of the Multics System Development" http://www.multicians.org/managerial.html, Conference on Research Directions in Software Technology, Providence, Rhode Island, October 10-12, 1977 published in Research Directions in Software Technology (1978), P. Wegner (ed.), MIT Press, ISBN 0262230968, pp. 139-158. Also reprinted in Tutorial: Software Management, Donald J. Reifer (ed.), IEEE Computer Society Press, (1979, 1981, 1986)

Making liberal men and women : public criticism of present-day education, the new paganism, the university, politics and religion https://archive.org/stream/makingliberalmen00butluoft/makingliberalmen00butluoft_djvu.txt (1921)

“The doctrine of the utter vanity of life is a doctrine of despair, and life is hope.”
Source: Aphorisms and Reflections (1901), p. 32
"Interrupting Your Life: An Ethics for the Coming Storm" (2014)
On Politics: A History of Political Thought: From Herodotus to the Present (2012), Ch. 4 : Roman Insights: Polybius and Cicero

A Counterblaste to Tobacco (1604)

“Vanity. What's wrong with vanity? It doesn't satisfy.”
God Knows (1984)

"Formula One heiress Tamara Ecclestone poses naked for Peta anti-fur campaign", The Telegraph (7 October 2008) https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/3154511/Formula-One-heiress-Tamara-Ecclestone-poses-naked-for-Peta-anti-fur-campaign.html.

Source: Money And Class In America (1989), Chapter 9, Coined Souls, p. 232

Vanity Fair; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

Darling: A Spiritual Autobiography (2013)
Variant: Something funny I have noticed—perhaps you have noticed it, too. You know what futurists and online-ists and cut-out-the-middle-man-ists and Davos-ists and deconstructionists of every stripe want for themselves? They want exactly what they tell you you no longer need, you pathetic, overweight, disembodied Kindle reader. They want white linen tablecloths on trestle tables in the middle of vineyards on soft blowy afternoons. (You can click your bottle of wine online. Cheaper.) They want to go shopping on Saturday afternoons on the Avenue Victor Hugo; they want the pages of their New York Times all kind of greasy from croissant crumbs and butter at a café table in Aspen; they want to see their names in hard copy in the “New Establishment” issue of Vanity Fair; they want a nineteenth-century bookshop; they want to see the plays in London; they want to float down the Nile in a felucca; they want five-star bricks and mortar and Do Not Disturb signs and views of the park. And in order to reserve these things for themselves they will plug up your eyes and your ears and your mouth, and if they can figure out a way to pump episodes of The Simpsons through the darkening corridors of your brain as you expire (ADD TO SHOPPING CART), they will do it.

Source: The von Bek family, The City in the Autumn Stars (1986), Chapter 2 (pp. 197-198; ellipsis represents a minor elision of description)
Source: Trent's Last Case (1912), Chapter I: "Bad News"
Shadows in Bronze

The Education of Henry Adams (1907)
¶ 159 - 160.
An Humble, Earnest and Affectionate Address to the Clergy (1761)

Quoted in Notker's The Deeds of Charlemagne (translated 2008 by David Ganz)

March 21, 2006 speech http://www.memritv.org/clip_transcript/en/1081.htm
2006

XVI, 19
The Kitáb-I-Asmá

No.13. The Legend of Montrose — ANNOT LYLE.
Literary Remains

“the confluent smallpox - invented perhaps as the cruellest remedy for human vanity”
Source: The Alexandria Quartet (1957–1960), Mountolive (1958), II

Source: Das Ressentiment im Aufbau der Moralen (1912), L. Coser, trans. (1961), p. 98

Source: The Natural History of the Soul (1745), Ch. VI Concerning the Sensitive Faculty of Matter

"Michelle Pfeiffer’s Big Secret", interview with Urbanette (February 2016) http://urbanette.com/michelle-pfeiffer-interview/
Nahj al-Balagha, Letter 53: An order to Malik Al-Ashtar

Un Art de Vivre (The Art of Living) (1939), The Art of Marriage
Letter to Gordon Smith, January 1, 1959, as quoted in Abstract Expressionism Creators and Critics, edited by Clifford Ross, Abrams Publishers New York 1990, p. 196
1950s