“I invited myself. Thought this table needed some class.”
Source: The Diviners
“I invited myself. Thought this table needed some class.”
Source: The Diviners
Source: Belgarath the Sorcerer
Source: The Quest for Meaning: Developing a Philosophy of Pluralism
“I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.”
“Wonder is the heaviest element on the periodic table. Even a tiny fleck of it stops time.”
“I like on the table,
when we're speaking,
the light of a bottle
of intelligent wine.”
Variant of:
I wish I could drink like a lady.
“Two or three,” at the most.
But two, and I’m under the table—
And three, I'm under the host.
The Harlequin, Volume 2, 1959, University of Virginia (page ? http://books.google.com/books?id=zdFKAAAAYAAJ&q=%22under+the+table%22+%22under+the+host%22)
Perhaps attributed due to “One more drink and I'd have been under the host.” (see above).
“ Martini Madness: Dorothy Parker didn’t write the famous quatrain about martinis that’s always attributed to her. http://www.slate.com/articles/life/drink/features/2013/martini_madness_tournament/sweet_16/dorothy_parker_martini_poem_why_the_attribution_is_spurious.html”, Troy Patterson, Slate, April 8, 2013
Misattributed
Variant: One martini. Two at the most. Three I'm under the table, four I'm under the host!
Source: The Collected Dorothy Parker
“And homeless near a thousand homes I stood,
And near a thousand tables pined and wanted food.”
Guilt and Sorrow, st. 41 (1791-1794) Section XLI.
Context: And oft I thought (my fancy was-so strong)
That I, at last, a resting-place had found:
'Here: will I dwell,' said I,' my whole life long,
Roaming the illimitable waters round;
Here will I live, of all but heaven disowned.
And end my days upon the peaceful flood—
To break my dream the vessel reached its bound;
And homeless near a thousand homes I stood,
And near a thousand tables pined and wanted food.
Source: Memoirs of the Second World War
“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?”
Source: Frost Burned
Source: Perfect Scoundrels
Source: Death by Black Hole - And Other Cosmic Quandaries
“If they don't give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.”
“He fell off the table like a crab looking for the sea.”
Source: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
“Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar.”
1960s, I Have A Dream (1963)
Source: I Have a Dream: Writings and Speeches That Changed the World
Context: Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state, sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.
“It's really not that hard to put food on the table if that's what you decide to do.”
Source: The Glass Castle
Steve Wozniak Debunks One of Apple's Biggest Myths - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJif4i9NRdI
Bloomberg Business interview (2014)
Response to questioner at a town-meeting in Dartmouth, Massachusetts, broadcast on CNN (18 August 2009); YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGX-2oTNens.