“Life is short… eat desert first!”
Variant: Life is short, have dessert first.
Source: Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
“Life is short… eat desert first!”
Variant: Life is short, have dessert first.
Source: Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
“The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal.”
Source: Green Dolphin Street
Source: The Funny Thing Is...
“He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.”
Quoted and attributed to Graham in Warren Buffett's 1993 letter to investors. https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/letters/1993.html
The statement is not found in any of Graham's publications or lecture transcripts, and when asked, Buffett could not provide a reference. https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77840
Disputed
“Life can seem short or life can seem long, depending on how you live it.”
Source: The Devil and Miss Prym
“When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.”
Source: Magic Bleeds
“Life is nasty, brutish, and short”
The First Part, Chapter 13, p. 62.
Leviathan (1651)
Variant: And the life of man solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.
Context: Whatsoever therefore is consequent to a time of Warre, where every man is Enemy to every man; the same is consequent to the time, wherein men live without other security, than what their own strength, and their own invention shall furnish them withall. In such condition, there is no place for Industry; because the fruit thereof is uncertain: and consequently no Culture of the Earth; no Navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by Sea; no commodious Building; no Instruments of moving, and removing things as require much force; no Knowledge of the face of the Earth; no account of Time; no Arts; no Letters; no Society; and which is worst of all, continuall feare, and danger of violent death; And the life of man solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.
1960s, Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community? (1967)
“Life it too short to deal with crazy people.”
“Life is short, but it is wide. Genevieve Whitman taught me that.”
Variant: life is short but it is wide. this too shall pass.
Source: Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood
Source: Unknown Book 7074565
Source: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
Variant: Life... It's a great and terrible and short and endless thing. None of us come out of it alive.
Source: Quoted, The Crack-Up (1936)
Context: Before I go on with this short history, let me make a general observation – the test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise. This philosophy fitted on to my early adult life, when I saw the improbable, the implausible, often the "impossible," come true.
“She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.”
“Hang in there. It is astonishing how short a time it can take for very wonderful things to happen.”
Source: How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
“I am going to marry my novels and have little short stories for children.”
Kerouac, as quoted by Allen Ginsberg in The Book of Martyrdom and Artifice (2006), page 250.
Page 23.
Golden Booklet of the True Christian Life (1551)
“Keeping it short and to the point is essential, otherwise he won’t hear a single word.”
Source: Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl-A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship
“If a book is well written, I always find it too short.”
Variant: [I]f a book is well written, I always find it too short.
Source: Sense and Sensibility
“Sleep is perhaps the only among life's great pleasures which need not be of short duration.”
Source: Knight of Shadows
“In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.”
Source: A World Without Heroes
Source: Secrets of a Summer Night
Source: Alice in Zombieland
“Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.”
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point...And I Do Have One
General Prologue, l. 305 - 310
Source: The Canterbury Tales
Context: Of studie took he most cure and most hede.
Noght o word spak he more than was nede,
And that was seyd in forme and reverence,
And short and quik, and ful of hy sentence.
Souninge in moral vertu was his speche,
And gladly wolde he lerne, and gladly teche.
Source: On Peace
Source: Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
Source: Marley and Me: Life and Love With the World's Worst Dog