Quotes about eating page 5
“Stealing to eat ain’t criminal—stealing to be rich is.”
Andrew Vachss (1942) American writer and lawyer
Source: A Bomb Built in Hell
“That boy is your company. And if he wants to eat up that tablecloth, you let him, you hear?”
Harper Lee book To Kill a Mockingbird
Source: To Kill a Mockingbird
“The Simi is environmentally sound. Eat everything except for hooves”
Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the Devil
Source: Dance with the Devil
“It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.”
Evelyn Waugh (1903–1966) British writer
Part 2, Chapter 3
Brideshead Revisited (1945)
Source: Brideshead Revisited: The Sacred and Profane Memories of Captain Charles Ryder
“Somewhere along the line I'd lost the will not to eat.”
Meg Rosoff book How I Live Now
Source: How I Live Now
Cassandra Clare book Clockwork Angel
Variant: Henry," said Charlotte, who seemed to have recovered from her shock, "if you set yourself on fire deliberately, I will institute divorce proceedings. Now sit down and eat your supper. And say hello to our guest.
Source: Clockwork Angel
Charles Bukowski book Factotum
Variant: Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat.
Source: Factotum
“I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.”
Marian Keyes Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
Source: Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
“A fire eater must eat fire even if he has to kindle it himself.”
Isaac Asimov book Foundation
Source: The Foundation series (1951–1993), Foundation (1951), Part III, The Mayors, section 9
“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
Lauren Myracle (1969) American children's writer
Source: ttfn
“Law of the jungle. The betrayee gets to eat the betrayer.
--Dante Pontis”
Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist
Source: Kiss of the Night
“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
Dave Barry (1947) American writer
Michael Pollan book The Omnivore's Dilemma
Source: The Omnivore's Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals
“Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.”
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist
Source: The Collected Dorothy Parker
Shirley Jackson book We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Source: We Have Always Lived in the Castle
“They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier.”
David Foster Wallace book Infinite Jest
Source: Infinite Jest (1996)
“As with stomachs, we should pity minds that do not eat.”
Victor Hugo book Les Misérables
Source: Les Misérables
“Happy birthday. And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.”
Rachel Caine (1962) American writer
Source: Let Them Eat Cake
“Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?”
Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief
Source: The Lightning Thief
“Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”
Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality
“Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.”
Drew Carey (1958) American actor, comedian, game show host, libertarian and photographer
Christopher Moore (1957) American writer of comic fantasy
Source: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
“I would eat my way into perdition to taste you.”
Jeanette Winterson (1959) English writer
Source: Written on the Body
“If invisible people eat invisible food does invisible wind blow invisible trees?”
Cecelia Ahern book If You Could See Me Now
Source: If You Could See Me Now
“Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure.”
Nicholas Sparks book A Walk to Remember
Source: A Walk to Remember
“Do you like to eat things?
-I love eating. I list it as a hobby.”
James Patterson (1947) American author
“You’re a runner. You probably don’t eat carbs, do you?”
Hal Higdon (1931) American distance runner and writer
Marathon: The Ultimate Training Guide: Advice, Plans, and Programs for Half and Full Marathons
Brian Tracy (1944) American motivational speaker and writer
Source: Eat That Frog!: 21 Great Ways to Stop Procrastinating and Get More Done in Less Time
Rebecca Wells book Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Source: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
“Capitalism has survived communism. Now, it eats away at itself.”
Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer
Source: The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship
“Warning: If you are insufferable, do not walk here. We shall eat you down to the marrow.”
Libba Bray A Great and Terrible Beauty
Source: A Great and Terrible Beauty