Quotes from bookI Am America (And So Can You!)

I Am America is a 2007 satirical book by American comedian Stephen Colbert and the writers of The Colbert Report. It was released on October 9, 2007, with the audiobook edition released several days earlier. The book is loosely structured around the fictional life story of Stephen Colbert as he appears on The Colbert Report. As of the April 6, 2008 publishing, the book had been on the New York Times Bestseller List in the Hardcover Nonfiction category for twenty-four weeks, ranking number one for fourteen of them.
“Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”
Stephen Colbert book I Am America (And So Can You!)
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“The more you know, the sadder you get.”
Stephen Colbert book I Am America (And So Can You!)
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“Baby carrots are making me gay.”
Stephen Colbert book I Am America (And So Can You!)
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