Chetan Bhagat Quotes

“Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them”

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.”

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us.”

“Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Chetan Bhagat Quotes about people

“… but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.”

“She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?”

ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER Chapter 1 page 22

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.”

“Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them"….”

2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“Successful people don’t have friends.”

Source: Revolution 2020: Love, Corruption, Ambition

“Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them.”

Revolution 2020 (2011)

“When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 158

Chetan Bhagat Quotes about life

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do”

“Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk”

Source: Revolution 2020: Love, Corruption, Ambition

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.”

“But that is what life is like, uncertain, screwed at times but still fun.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 106

“to analyse my dream and its significance in my insignificant life, but I had to get dressed for work.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 283

“Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 13

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Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.”

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Chetan Bhagat Quotes

“How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“Don't be serious, be sincere.”

“The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.”

Source: Revolution 2020: Love, Corruption, Ambition

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.”

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“The pretty girl is always right.”

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“A wise man can be a fool in love.”

“The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice…”

“In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!”

“Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.”

Source: Revolution 2020: Love, Corruption, Ambition

Chetan Bhagat book 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

Source: 2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“preety girls behave best when you ignore them”

“can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape my love”

“But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.”

Making India Awesome

“Progress is building something lasting for future.”

P. 106aid nothing, hoping silence would evaporate us.
Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 193

“People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 228

“One thing guys know is when to shut up.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 25

“Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 68

“Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 45

“Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 37

“We were talking a lot, but we weren't communicating at all.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 34

“Girls handbags have enough to make a survival kit for Antarctica.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 145

“Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 82

“Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 248

“Practical enough to leave the people who do the funny stuff alone.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 21

“Theaters are the opposite of class lectures, the front row is where the action is.”

Revolution 2020 (2011)

“In the first three months, half of my salary went for a pigeonhole in the Siberian end of town.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 87

“It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 270

“I suspect he was never young, was just born straight forty years old.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 239

“This means that I can do whatever I really want. God is always with me. There is no thing as a loser after all.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 31

“As I said sir, no one is perfect. Apart from Google of course.”

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

“Girls have no idea what effect their wavering has on boys.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 264

“Esha's modelling is also beyond me as no one is ever going to pay me for my looks.”

Revolution 2020 (2011)

“All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 27

“When you screw up someone’s life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 215

“Love makes us do stupid things.”

Revolution 2020 (2011)

“I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you.”

Revolution 2020 (2011)

“Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 92

“I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 72

“Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 37

“Telling your parents you’ve failed at something is harder than the actual failure.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 74

“It is amazing how the brain will connect one thought to another until it gets to where it wants to be.”

Revolution 2020 (2011)

“That was reality and as is often the case, reality sucks.”

Revolution 2020 (2011)

“That’s what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 168

“Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home.”

Revolution 2020 (2011)

“Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up.”

Source: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004), P. 200

“God gives talent so that the ordinary person can become extraordinary. Talent is the only way the poor can become rich. Otherwise, in this world the rich would remain rich and the poor would remain poor. This unfair talent actually creates a balance, helps to make the world fair.”

Source: One Night @ the Call Center (2005), P. 211

“But it will work, man. If you put your heart into it, it will.”

Source: The 3 Mistakes of My Life (2008), P. 61

“Life is tough when you are always talking to people smarter than you.”

Source: The 3 Mistakes of My Life (2008), P. 18

“Admiration passes, love endures.”

Source: The 3 Mistakes of My Life (2008), P. 5

“Remember, we need global help right now to get the vaccines. The person who needs the help cannot have ego. Ego never served anyone anyway, but if we keep ego or fake pride now, when we need help, we won't succeed. Heads down, get to work, source and administer the vaccines.”

Source: The 3 Mistakes of My Life (2008), P. 3

“The best news of the day. Pfizer vaccine (a major trial was under progress) is 90% effective. Victory for science and humanity. Stock markets soaring across the world. Seems like the real deal this time.”

Source: — Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) April 28, 2021 https://twitter.com/chetan_bhagat/status/1387325380164558848 also quoted in https://tfipost.com/2021/05/while-liberals-promote-pfizer-vaccine-the-company-bullied-latin-american-nations-to-put-sovereign-assets-as-collateral/