Quotes from book
Fool

Name: Fool
Author: Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore

Fool is a novel by American writer Christopher Moore, released on February 10, 2009.

“Heinous fuckery most foul!”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Pocket (Black Fool)

“Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair..”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer… a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“There's always a bloody ghost.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket?”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love?”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“King Lear: What is your name?
Kent / Caius: Caius.
King Lear: And whence do you hale?
Kent / Caius: From Bonking, Sire.
King Lear: Well, yes, lad as do we all.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool (2009)

“We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity,, the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes mad, drowns his girlfriend, and in his remorse, forces spoiled breakfast on all whom he meets.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“I fink I gots deaf on me willie.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Drool, Ch 14 - On Tender Horns - pg 170
Fool (2009)

“Mary: You can read?
Pocket: I was raised in a nunnery, wench. I'm a walking library of learning bound in comely leather, suitable for stroking at your service, should you fancy a bit of culture to go with your lack of breeding…or vice verse of course.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Fool (2009)

“And so that is the story of how St. Rufus of Pipewrench was licked to death by marmots.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Thalia
Fool (2009)

“The Ghost: I'm sorry to haunt you while you're rogering the help.
Pocket: The rogering has not commenced, wisp. I have barely bridled the horse for a moist and bawdy ride. Now, go away!”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Fool (2009)

“Fancy a spot of stony bonking before vespers?”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Thalia, to the Bishop, after being found servicing Pocket
Fool (2009)

“Cordelia: You honor us, Fool. Did you hear rumors of small animals to hurt or were you hoping to accidentally surprise me in my bath again?
Pocket: I was lost, Milady.
Cordelia: A dozen times?”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Fool (2009)

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