Quotes about bed
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E. Jean Carroll photo

“If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed.”

E. Jean Carroll (1943) American journalist

Variant: If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

Nick Hornby photo
Sylvia Day photo

“I don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.”

Sylvia Day (1973) American writer

Source: Reflected in You

David Levithan photo
Germaine Greer photo
Jim Butcher photo
Karen Marie Moning photo
Daniel J. Boorstin photo
Laurell K. Hamilton photo
Stephen King photo
Stephen King photo
Beatrix Potter photo
Sarah Dessen photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo
George Burns photo
Andrew Solomon photo
Marguerite Yourcenar photo
Max Brooks photo
Rick Riordan photo
Laurie Halse Anderson photo
Hunter S. Thompson photo

“One of them is knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is permanent… Ho ho. Take that one to bed with you tonight.”

Hunter S. Thompson (1937–2005) American journalist and author

Source: Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century

Sylvia Plath photo

“I yield to nobody in my admiration for God, but he's no good in bed.”

Diana Norman (1933–2011) British author and journalist

Source: The Serpent's Tale

Miranda July photo
Cassandra Clare photo
Paulo Coelho photo

“What is success?" poses the Copt. "It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace.”

Variant: What is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace
Source: Manuscript Found in Accra

John Mayer photo
James Patterson photo
Alan Moore photo
Ridley Pearson photo

“Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.”

Ridley Pearson (1953) American writer

Source: Disney at Dawn

Ogden Nash photo
Charles Bukowski photo

“Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.”

Variant: Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat.
Source: Factotum

Leonard Cohen photo
Charles Bukowski photo

“I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.”

Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer

Source: You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense

Dorothy Parker photo

“Accursed from their birth they be
Who seek to find monogamy,
Pursuing it from bed to bed—
I think they would be better dead.”

Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist

Source: Sunset Gun: Poems

Percy Bysshe Shelley photo
Gillian Flynn photo

“… and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. And your life is a long line of fine.”

Variant: You drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.
Source: Gone Girl

Marilyn Monroe photo
Patricia Highsmith photo
Edna St. Vincent Millay photo
Franz Kafka photo

“Just think how many thoughts a blanket smothers while one lies alone in bed, and how many unhappy dreams it keeps warm.”

Franz Kafka (1883–1924) author

Variant: But sleep? On a night like this? What an idea! Just think of how many thoughts a blanket smothers while one lies alone in bed, and how many unhappy dreams it keeps warm.
Source: The Complete Stories

Orson Scott Card photo
Anne Lamott photo

“He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Source: Magic Slays

Rick Riordan photo
Dashiell Hammett photo

“"How do you feel?"
"Terrible. I must have gone to bed sober."”

Nora & Nick
Source: The Thin Man (1929)

Siri Hustvedt photo
Ashleigh Brilliant photo

“All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.”

Ashleigh Brilliant (1933) American author and cartoonist

Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts

Richelle Mead photo
Don Marquis photo

“Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?”

Don Marquis (1878–1937) American writer

Source: Hermione and Her Little Group of Serious Thinkers

Megan Whalen Turner photo
Cassandra Clare photo

“Do you often sleep tied to the bed?”

Variant: He waved a hand at the ropes. “Do you often sleep tied to the bed?
Source: Clockwork Angel

Cassandra Clare photo
Maureen Johnson photo
Sue Grafton photo
Georges Simenon photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo
Bryan Lee O'Malley photo
Cassandra Clare photo
David Levithan photo
José Martí photo

“Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.”

José Martí (1853–1895) Poet, writer, Cuban nationalist leader

Letter (1890)

James Patterson photo
Jeanette Winterson photo
Stephen King photo
Anna Quindlen photo
Robin Jones Gunn photo
Sylvia Day photo
Robin Hobb photo
Janet Evanovich photo
Naomi Shihab Nye photo

“Getting over what you did to me is not why I get out of bed anymore.”

Naomi Shihab Nye (1952) American writer

Source: Time You Let Me In: 25 Poets under 25

Cassandra Clare photo
Evelyn Waugh photo
Douglas Adams photo
William Faulkner photo
Richard Dawkins photo

“[I]sn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it?”

Richard Dawkins (1941) English ethologist, evolutionary biologist and author

Source: Unweaving the Rainbow: Science, Delusion and the Appetite for Wonder

Michael Cunningham photo
Thomas Hardy photo