E. Jean Carroll (1943) American journalist
Variant: If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.
E. Jean Carroll (1943) American journalist
Variant: If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.
“I have consistently loved books that I've read when I've been sick in bed.”
Tracy Chevalier (1962) American writer
Kresley Cole American writer
Source: Dreams of a Dark Warrior
L.J. Smith (1965) American author
Source: Secret Vampire/Daughters of Darkness/Spellbinder
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Secrets of a Summer Night
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Smooth Talking Stranger
Louise Rennison (1951–2016) British writer
Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants
“Some people make a bad bed, they just have to lie in it.”
Virginia Euwer Wolff book Make Lemonade
Source: Make Lemonade
“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
George Burns (1896–1996) American comedian, actor, and writer
Andrew Solomon book The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
Source: The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
Hunter S. Thompson (1937–2005) American journalist and author
Source: Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century
“I yield to nobody in my admiration for God, but he's no good in bed.”
Diana Norman (1933–2011) British author and journalist
Source: The Serpent's Tale
Miranda July (1974) American performance artist, musician and writer
Source: No One Belongs Here More Than You
Paulo Coelho book Manuscript Found in Accra
Variant: What is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace
Source: Manuscript Found in Accra
“Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.”
Ridley Pearson (1953) American writer
Source: Disney at Dawn
Jessica Bird (1969) U.S. novelist
Source: Lover Unleashed
Charles Bukowski book Factotum
Variant: Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat.
Source: Factotum
“I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.”
Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer
Source: You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist
Source: Sunset Gun: Poems
Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792–1822) English Romantic poet
Music, When Soft Voices Die http://www.readprint.com/work-1367/Percy-Bysshe-Shelley (1821) <br class="br">Source: The Complete Poems
Gillian Flynn book Gone Girl
Variant: You drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.
Source: Gone Girl
Franz Kafka (1883–1924) author
Variant: But sleep? On a night like this? What an idea! Just think of how many thoughts a blanket smothers while one lies alone in bed, and how many unhappy dreams it keeps warm.
Source: The Complete Stories
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Burns
Anne Bishop (1955) American fiction writer
Source: Daughter of the Blood
“He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.”
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Slays
“"How do you feel?"
"Terrible. I must have gone to bed sober."”
Dashiell Hammett book The Thin Man
Nora & Nick
Source: The Thin Man (1929)
“All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.”
Ashleigh Brilliant (1933) American author and cartoonist
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“Do you often sleep tied to the bed?”
Cassandra Clare book Clockwork Angel
Variant: He waved a hand at the ropes. “Do you often sleep tied to the bed?
Source: Clockwork Angel
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Tempt Me at Twilight
Ken Kesey book One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Source: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
“Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.”
José Martí (1853–1895) Poet, writer, Cuban nationalist leader
Letter (1890)
Rebecca Wells book Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Source: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
“Getting over what you did to me is not why I get out of bed anymore.”
Naomi Shihab Nye (1952) American writer
Source: Time You Let Me In: 25 Poets under 25
“Mr. Lightwood," she said, raising herself up on her elbows. "Are thoseunder your bed?”
Cassandra Clare book Clockwork Princess
Source: Clockwork Princess
Kingsley Amis (1922–1995) English novelist, poet, critic, teacher
“Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n.
One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.”
Douglas Adams book The Meaning of Liff
Source: The Deeper Meaning of Liff
Rob Thurman (1950) American writer
Source: Nightlife
Richard Dawkins (1941) English ethologist, evolutionary biologist and author
Source: Unweaving the Rainbow: Science, Delusion and the Appetite for Wonder
“Teach me to live, that I may dread
The grave as little as my bed.
Teach me to die…”
Thomas Hardy book Jude the Obscure
Source: Jude the Obscure