Julie Garwood (1946) American writer
Source: Honor's Splendour
Julie Garwood (1946) American writer
Source: Honor's Splendour
Albert Einstein (1879–1955) German-born physicist and founder of the theory of relativity
An explanation of relativity which he gave to his secretary Helen Dukas to convey to non-scientists and reporters, as quoted in Best Quotes of '54, '55, l56 (1957) by James B. Simpson; also in Expandable Quotable Einstein (2005) edited by Alice Calaprice<br><br>William Hermanns recorded a series of four conversations he had with Einstein and published them in his book Einstein and the Poet (1983), quoting Einstein saying this variant in a 1948 conversation: "To simplify the concept of relativity, I always use the following example: if you sit with a girl on a garden bench and the moon is shining, then for you the hour will be a minute. However, if you sit on a hot stove, the minute will be an hour." ( p. 87 http://books.google.com/books?id=QXCyjj6T5ZUC&lpg=PP1&pg=PA87#v=onepage&q&f=false)<br><br>In the 1985 book Einstein in America, Jamie Sayen wrote "Einstein devised the following explanation for her [Helen Dukas] to give when asked to explain relativity: An hour sitting with a pretty girl on a park bench passes like a minute, but a minute sitting on a hot stove seems like an hour." ( p. 130 http://books.google.com/books?ei=yma3TsDWK8WciQL63smAAQ&ct=book-thumbnail&id=vs3aAAAAMAAJ&dq=sayen+%22einstein+in+america%22&q=pretty+girl#search_anchor) <br class="br">Attributed in posthumous publications <br class="br">Variant: When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Jessica Bird book Lover Revealed
Source: Lover Revealed
“I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
“I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
Bill Hicks (1961–1994) American comedian
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Burns
“The minute our correspondence becomes obligatory, there's no point in keeping touch at all.”
Megan McCafferty (1973) American novelist
Source: Sloppy Firsts
“Mercy?”
“Just a minute,” I told Adam. “I'm in the middle of a revelation.”
Patricia Briggs book Bone Crossed
Source: Bone Crossed
Ray Bradbury book The October Country
The Next in Line (1947)
Source: The October Country (1955)
Context: “Don’t these people ever get lonely?”
“They’re used to it this way.”
“Don’t they get afraid, then?”
”They have a religion for that.”
“I wish I had a religion.”
“The minute you get a religion you stop thinking,” he said. “Believe in one thing too much and you have no room for new ideas.”
“One minute of reconciliation is worth more than a whole life of friendship.”
Gabriel García Márquez book One Hundred Years of Solitude
Source: One Hundred Years of Solitude (1967), p. 282, said by Úrsula
“We can't buy one minute of time with cash; if we could, rich people would live longer.”
O. Henry (1862–1910) American short story writer
Source: Selected Stories
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Burns
“You should be kissed everyday, every hour, every minute.”
Nicholas Sparks book The Lucky One
Source: The Lucky One
“I text tiny a minute later.
MADE NEW GAY FRIEND.
And he texts back
PROGRESS!!!”
David Levithan book Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Source: Will Grayson, Will Grayson
“Give me the baby,” Maryse said jealously. “You’ve had him for four whole minutes, Clarissa.”
Cassandra Clare (1973) American author
Source: Born to Endless Night
Michael Thomas Ford (1968) American writer
Source: Suicide Notes
“I have been loving you a little more every minute since this morning.”
Victor Hugo book Les Misérables
Source: Les Misérables
Nora Ephron (1941–2012) Film director, author screenwriter
Nora Ephron: I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman, Random House Incorporated, 2008
Source: I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
“Twelve minutes. I can give you that.”
Rick Riordan book The House of Hades
Source: The House of Hades
“Sex means nothing--just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.”
Philip Larkin (1922–1985) English poet, novelist, jazz critic and librarian
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772–1834) English poet, literary critic and philosopher
"The Friend. The Improvisatore" (1828)
Cassandra Clare book City of Bones
Jace to Clary, pg. 192
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Bones (2007)
Context: "Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."
Charles Bukowski book The People Look Like Flowers at Last
Source: The People Look Like Flowers at Last
“A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.”
Steve Kluger (1952) American writer
Source: My Most Excellent Year
Howard Jacobson book The Finkler Question
Source: The Finkler Question
“I swear. Everyone here gets so worked up over the most minute details.
~Mayuri Kurotsuchi”
Tite Kubo (1977) Japanese manga artist
“What can happen in a few minutes changes you forever.”
Julie Anne Peters (1952) American writer
Source: By the Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead
Muhammad Ali (1942–2016) African American boxer, philanthropist and activist
On training, as quoted in "Ali: Born Again!" by Pete Axthelm and Peter Bonventre, Newsweek (25 September 1978)
Gregory Maguire book Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
Source: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
Elisabeth Elliot (1926–2015) American missionary
Source: Passion and Purity: Learning to Bring Your Love Life Under Christ's Control
“The minute we begin to think we have all the answers, we forget the questions.”
Madeleine L'Engle (1918–2007) American writer
Source: A Circle of Quiet
Jon Stewart (1962) American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian
“You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.”
Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American comedian
Shirley Jackson book We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Source: We Have Always Lived in the Castle
“This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.”
Variant: This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.
Source: Fight Club
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882) American philosopher, essayist, and poet
No known source in Emerson's works; first found as a piece of anonymous folk-wisdom in a 1936 newspaper column:<br>: Every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.<br>:* Junius, "Office Cat" https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/85995624/, The Daily Freeman [Kingston, NY] (30 December 1936), p. 6 <br class="br">Misattributed
“I advocate glamour. Everyday. Every minute" "Glamour above all things.”
Dita Von Teese (1972) American burlesque dancer, model and actress