Source: Honor's Splendour
Quotes about minute
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An explanation of relativity which he gave to his secretary Helen Dukas to convey to non-scientists and reporters, as quoted in Best Quotes of '54, '55, l56 (1957) by James B. Simpson; also in Expandable Quotable Einstein (2005) edited by Alice Calaprice
William Hermanns recorded a series of four conversations he had with Einstein and published them in his book Einstein and the Poet (1983), quoting Einstein saying this variant in a 1948 conversation: "To simplify the concept of relativity, I always use the following example: if you sit with a girl on a garden bench and the moon is shining, then for you the hour will be a minute. However, if you sit on a hot stove, the minute will be an hour." ( p. 87 http://books.google.com/books?id=QXCyjj6T5ZUC&lpg=PP1&pg=PA87#v=onepage&q&f=false)
In the 1985 book Einstein in America, Jamie Sayen wrote "Einstein devised the following explanation for her [Helen Dukas] to give when asked to explain relativity: An hour sitting with a pretty girl on a park bench passes like a minute, but a minute sitting on a hot stove seems like an hour." ( p. 130 http://books.google.com/books?ei=yma3TsDWK8WciQL63smAAQ&ct=book-thumbnail&id=vs3aAAAAMAAJ&dq=sayen+%22einstein+in+america%22&q=pretty+girl#search_anchor)
Attributed in posthumous publications
Variant: When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Source: Lover Revealed

“I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”

“I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
“The minute our correspondence becomes obligatory, there's no point in keeping touch at all.”
Source: Sloppy Firsts

The Next in Line (1947)
Source: The October Country (1955)
Context: “Don’t these people ever get lonely?”
“They’re used to it this way.”
“Don’t they get afraid, then?”
”They have a religion for that.”
“I wish I had a religion.”
“The minute you get a religion you stop thinking,” he said. “Believe in one thing too much and you have no room for new ideas.”

“One minute of reconciliation is worth more than a whole life of friendship.”
Source: One Hundred Years of Solitude (1967), p. 282, said by Úrsula

“We can't buy one minute of time with cash; if we could, rich people would live longer.”
Source: Selected Stories

“I text tiny a minute later.
MADE NEW GAY FRIEND.
And he texts back
PROGRESS!!!”
Source: Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“Give me the baby,” Maryse said jealously. “You’ve had him for four whole minutes, Clarissa.”
Source: Born to Endless Night
Source: Suicide Notes

Nora Ephron: I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman, Random House Incorporated, 2008
Source: I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman

“Sex means nothing--just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.”

"The Friend. The Improvisatore" (1828)

Jace to Clary, pg. 192
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Bones (2007)
Context: "Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."
“A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.”
Source: My Most Excellent Year
Source: The Finkler Question
“I swear. Everyone here gets so worked up over the most minute details.
~Mayuri Kurotsuchi”
“What can happen in a few minutes changes you forever.”
Source: By the Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead

On training, as quoted in "Ali: Born Again!" by Pete Axthelm and Peter Bonventre, Newsweek (25 September 1978)
Source: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
Source: Passion and Purity: Learning to Bring Your Love Life Under Christ's Control
“The minute we begin to think we have all the answers, we forget the questions.”
Source: A Circle of Quiet


“You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.”
Source: We Have Always Lived in the Castle

“This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.”
Variant: This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.
Source: Fight Club

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
No known source in Emerson's works; first found as a piece of anonymous folk-wisdom in a 1936 newspaper column:
: Every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
:* Junius, "Office Cat" https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/85995624/, The Daily Freeman [Kingston, NY] (30 December 1936), p. 6
Misattributed

“I advocate glamour. Everyday. Every minute" "Glamour above all things.”