Thomas Harris (1940) American author and screenwriter
Quotes about floor page 2
“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”
Laurie Notaro American writer
Source: The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
Shirley Jackson book The Haunting of Hill House
Source: The Haunting of Hill House (1959), Ch. 1
Context: No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
“Good-bye Dr. Steve,' I said, then climbed the stairs and went to the fifth floor to die.”
Ally Carter Out of Sight, Out of Time
Source: Out of Sight, Out of Time
Anne Lamott (1954) Novelist, essayist, memoirist, activist
Source: Grace (Eventually): Thoughts on Faith
Jessica Bird book Dark Lover
Variant: The place is also big enough. We could all live there without killing each other." -Rhage
"That depends more on your mouth than any floorplan." -Phury
Source: Dark Lover
“I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.”
T.S. Eliot (1888–1965) 20th century English author
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (1915)
Source: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock and Other Poems
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni (1956) novelist, short story writer, poet, and essayist
Source: The Palace of Illusions
Raymond Chandler book Pearls are a Nuisance
"Pearls Are a Nuisance" (short story, 1939)
Source: Pearls are a Nuisance
Dave Ramsey (1960) American financial advisor
Source: The Total Money Makeover: A Proven Plan for Financial Fitness
“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.”
Joan Rivers (1933–2014) American comedian, actress, and television host
„I'm Jewish. I don't work out.."
As quoted in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000), p. 101
Variant: I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Anne Lamott (1954) Novelist, essayist, memoirist, activist
Source: Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life
Milton Bradley (baseball) (1978) Major League Baseball player
Star glows, ballots grow for Texas Rangers' Bradley, The Dallas Morning News, Time Cowlishaw, June 6, 2008, 2009-01-04 http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/060608dnspocowlishaw.3022001.html?npc,
Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) American university teacher (1879-1962)
Fischerisms (1944)
Jorge Luis Borges (1899–1986) Argentine short-story writer, essayist, poet and translator, and a key figure in Spanish language literature
"The Aleph" ["El Aleph"] (1945)
Carl Safina (1955) American biologist
[Scorched-Earth Fishing, Issues in Science and Technology, 14, 3, Spring 1998, 33–36, http://www.jstor.org/stable/43313863]
Bob Dole (1923) American politician
Reported in Tom Crisp, The Book of Bob: Choice Words, Memorable Men (2007), p. 134.
“I saw a sheet lying on the floor, it must have been a ghost that had passed out… So I kicked it.”
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Do You Believe in Gosh?
Sue Coe (1951) British artist
Dead Meat, as quoted in A Plea for the Animals by Matthieu Ricard (Boulder, CO: Shambhala, 2016), p. 78 https://books.google.it/books?id=bTLuDAAAQBAJ&pg=PA78.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882) American philosopher, essayist, and poet
Merlin I http://www.emersoncentral.com/poems/merlin_i.htm, st. 2 <br class="br">1840s, Poems (1847)
Wilt Chamberlain (1936–1999) basketball player
Goliath's Wonderful Life, Hoop Magazine; May 1999; Chris Ekstrand
Strength
Haruki Murakami (1949) Japanese author, novelist
Source: A Wild Sheep Chase: A Novel (1982), Chapter 32, An Unlucky Bend in the Road
Bill Engvall (1957) American comedian and actor
and I said, "Exactly!"
Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)
Yanni (1954) Greek pianist, keyboardist, composer, and music producer
Yanni in Words. Miramax Books. Co-author David Rensin
Charles E. Sorensen (1881–1968) American businessman
Source: My Forty Years with Ford, 1956, p. 97 ; As cited in: EyeWitness to History (2005)
Michael Jordan (1963) American retired professional basketball player and businessman
Hall of Fame induction address, 2009 http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/sep/12/nation/chi-12-michael-jordan-bulls-sep12
Randall Collins (1941) American sociologist
Source: The Sociology of Philosophies (1998), p. 26
Jeffrey Bernard (1932–1997) British journalist
Ibid. <sup>[when?]</sup>
Ron Paul (1935) American politician and physician
The American View, August 25, 2007 http://theamericanview.com/index.php?id=898 <br class="br">2000s, 2006-2009
Donald J. Trump (1946) 45th President of the United States of America
Morning Joe http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/trump-ted-cruz-lies-he-s-a-liar-608990275597 (26 January 2016) <br class="br">2010s, 2016, January
J. Proctor Knott (1830–1911) American politician
Speech on the St. Croix and Bayfield Railroad Bill, Jan. 27, 1871.
Carl Andre (1935) American artist
Source: Minimal Art: A Critical Anthology', 1995, p. 104
R.S. Thomas (1913–2000) Welsh poet
"A Person From Porlock"
Song at the Year's Turning (1955)
Jackson Pollock (1912–1956) American artist
Source: 1950's, Interview by William Wright, Summer 1950, pp. 142-143
F. E. Smith, 1st Earl of Birkenhead (1872–1930) British politician
Legal Life and Humour (1916), edited by Joseph Heighton, p. 49
“The world rolls under the long thrust of his heel.
Over the cage floor the horizons come.”
Ted Hughes book The Hawk in the Rain
"The Jaguar"
The Hawk in the Rain (1957)
Antonin Scalia (1936–2016) former Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States
How enviable a quiet death by lethal injection compared with that!
Callins v. Collins 510 U.S. 1141 (1994) (Scalia, J., concurring in denial of cert).
1990s
Florbela Espanca (1894–1930) Portuguese poet
Meu amor! Meu amante! Meu amigo!
Colhe a hora que passa, hora divina,
Bebe-a dentro de mim, bebe-a comigo!
Sinto-me alegre e forte! Sou menina!
[...]
E à volta, Amor... tornemos, nas alfombras
Dos caminhos selvagens e escuros,
Num astro só as nossas duas sombras!...
Quoted in Florbela Espanca (1995), p. 81
Translated by John D. Godinho
The Flowering Heath (1931), "Passeio ao Campo"
Joe Orton (1933–1967) English playwright and author
Loot (1965), Act I
Stephen Jay Gould book The Lying Stones of Marrakech
"A Tale of Two Work Sites", p. 251
The Lying Stones of Marrakech (2001)
Dean Ornish (1953) American physician
The Spectrum (New York: Ballantine Books, 2007), p. 16 https://books.google.it/books?id=YgooDmnD6l0C&pg=PA16.
Eamon (singer) (1984) American singer
"On & On"
Lyrics, I Don't Want You Back (2004)
Russell Baker (1925–2019) writer and satirst from the United States
"So This Is Depravity" (p.25)
So This Is Depravity (1980)
John D. Carmack (1970) American computer programmer, engineer, and businessman
Quoted in David Kushner, Masters of Doom: How Two Guys Created an Empire and Transformed Pop Culture Chapter 16, p. 292.
John Elkann (1976) Italian businessman
Reid Hoffman, Masters of scale https://mastersofscale.com/john-elkann-how-to-build-your-company-to-last/, Entrepreneur Magazine, 2017 <br class="br">About