Quotes about trouble
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“God writes a lot of comedy, Donna; the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.”

Garrison Keillor (1942) American radio host and writer

Happy to be Here (1983), p. 259
Source: Happy to Be Here

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“Whenever you look back and say, "If," you know you're in trouble. There's no such thing as "if." The only thing that counts is what really happened.”

Variant: Whenever you look back and say "if" you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as "if". The only thing that matters is what really happened.
Source: The Merchant of Death

“Jesus promised his disciples three things—that they would be completely fearless, absurdly happy, and in constant trouble.”

William Barclay (1907–1978) Church of Scotland minister and academic

Source: The Gospel of Luke

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“I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?”

Eoin Colfer (1965) Irish author of children's books

Source: The Atlantis Complex

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“Unpopular, lonely and loving, Elinor need not trouble, For if she were not so loving, She would not be so miserable.”

Stevie Smith (1902–1971) poet, novelist, illustrator, performer

Source: Selected Poems

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“It may help us, in those times of trouble, to remember that love is not only about relationship, it is also an affair of the soul.”

Thomas Moore (1779–1852) Irish poet, singer and songwriter

Source: Care of the Soul: Guide for Cultivating Depth and Sacredness in Everyday Life

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“When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”

Cory Doctorow (1971) Canadian-British blogger, journalist, and science fiction author
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“Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.”

Thomas Hardy (1840–1928) English novelist and poet

Source: Tess of the D'Urbervilles

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“The trouble with most of us is that we'd rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.”

Variant: The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism
Source: The Power of Positive Thinking

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“I am in trouble here. This woman is not right.”

Source: Misery

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“Such a small thing to cause so much trouble.”

Source: Silver Borne

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“Talent is liquified trouble.”

Frank Gehry (1929) Canadian-American (b.1929)
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Kim Harrison photo

“Rachel, what do you do? Put an ad in the paper for trouble?
(Glenn)”

Kim Harrison (1966) Pseudonym

Source: Black Magic Sanction

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“Not causing trouble, not touching anything, fixing the primus.”

Source: The Master and Margarita

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“The author should die once he has finished writing. So as not to trouble the path of the text.”

Umberto Eco (1932–2016) Italian semiotician, essayist, philosopher, literary critic, and novelist

Source: Postscript to the Name of the Rose

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“Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.”

In jail, Cross-Country Kline to Dove Linkhorn.
Source: A Walk on the Wild Side (1956)
Context: But blow wise to this, buddy, blow wise to this: Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. Never let nobody talk you into shaking another man's jolt. And never you cop another man's plea. I've tried 'em all and I know. They don't work. / Life is hard by the yard, son. But you don't have to do it by the yard. By the inch it's a cinch. And money can't buy everything. For example: poverty.

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“Never trouble another for what you can do yourself”

Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) 3rd President of the United States of America
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“Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.”

Robert Frost (1874–1963) American poet

Variant: Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.

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“Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with Man is Man.”

James Thurber (1894–1961) American cartoonist, author, journalist, playwright

"The Trouble with Man is Man", The New Yorker; reprinted in Lanterns & Lances (1961).
From Lanterns and Lances‎

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“When I look back on all these worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.”

The Second World War, Volume II : Their Finest Hour (1949) Chapter 8 (September Tensions).
Post-war years (1945–1955)

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“The trouble with fiction… is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense.”

Aldous Huxley (1894–1963) English writer

"John Rivers" in The Genius and the Goddess (1955)
Source: The Genius And The Goddess

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“The world is Trouble… and Grace. That is all there is.”

Gary D. Schmidt (1957) American writer

Source: Trouble

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“As long as you have not grasped that you have to die to grow, you are a troubled guest on the dark earth.”

Mircea Eliade (1907–1986) Romanian historian of religion, fiction writer and philosopher

Attributed to Eliade in The Little Book of Romanian Wisdom (2011) edited by Diana Doroftei and Matthew Cross, this appears to be a translation of the last line of the poem "The Holy Longing" by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, which, as translated by Robert Bly reads: And so long as you haven't experienced this: to die and so to grow, you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth.
Misattributed

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“The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.”

Michel De Montaigne (1533–1592) (1533-1592) French-Occitan author, humanistic philosopher, statesman

Source: The Complete Essays

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“I can no longer condemn or hate a brother for whom I pray, no matter how much trouble he causes me.”

Dietrich Bonhoeffer (1906–1945) German Lutheran pastor, theologian, dissident anti-Nazi

Source: Life Together: The Classic Exploration of Christian Community

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“Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends.”

Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862) 1817-1862 American poet, essayist, naturalist, and abolitionist
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“You don't realize that you're intelligent until it gets you into trouble.”

James Baldwin (1924–1987) (1924-1987) writer from the United States

Interview with Julius Lester, "James Baldwin: Reflections of a Maverick" in The New York Times (27 May 1984)
Variant: You don't realize that you're intelligent until it gets you into trouble.

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“My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!”

Source: Hunches in Bunches

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