“Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.”
Nelson Algren book A Walk on the Wild Side
Source: A Walk on the Wild Side
In jail, Cross-Country Kline to Dove Linkhorn.
Source: A Walk on the Wild Side (1956)
Context: But blow wise to this, buddy, blow wise to this: Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. Never let nobody talk you into shaking another man's jolt. And never you cop another man's plea. I've tried 'em all and I know. They don't work. / Life is hard by the yard, son. But you don't have to do it by the yard. By the inch it's a cinch. And money can't buy everything. For example: poverty.
“Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.”
Nelson Algren book A Walk on the Wild Side
Source: A Walk on the Wild Side
S.J. Perelman (1904–1979) American humorist, author, and screenwriter
"Strictly from Hunger", The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) p. 45
“Sleep has no place it can call its own.”
Bram Stoker (1847–1912) Irish novelist and short story writer, best known today for his 1897 Gothic novel Dracula
“Never eat anything bigger than your head.”
B. Kliban (1935–1990) American cartoonist
Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head & Other Drawings http://books.google.com/books?id=tUCpngEACAAJ (1976)
“The part never calls for it. And I've never ever used that excuse. The box office calls for it.”
Helen Mirren (1945) British actress
Of nudity on stage, as quoted in The Guardian (31 December 1994)
“A man can sometimes hold his own with one woman, but never with two.”
Jean Ingelow (1820–1897) British writer
Source: John Jerome: His Thoughts and Ways (1886), Ch. 12, p. 207.
“Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.”
Will Cuppy (1884–1949) American writer