Quotes about doctor
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“Faith! Have Faith! God is both doctor and medicine.”
Quoted in "Reconciliation", Capuchin Franciscans, Province of Ireland https://www.capuchinfranciscans.ie/our-work/ministries/reconciliation/.
Source: Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover

“We doctors know a hopeless case if — listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go”
XIV : pity this busy monster, manunkind
1 x 1 (1944)
Variant: listen: there’s a hell
of a good universe next door; let’s go
“Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.”
Source: Out of Sight, Out of Time

“There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.”

“I was so ugly… When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!”
Actually originated with Henny Youngman..
Misattributed
Variant: I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
Source: Youngman H. 101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman, 1976. Brochure. Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf
Source: Magic Strikes

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Source: Magic Bleeds

“Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!”
Source: Kiss an Angel

Random Thought
2000s, Ever Wonder Why? and Other Controversial Essays (2006)
Source: Knowledge And Decisions

“When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals.”
Source: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

“The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions”

Source: Think Big: Unleashing Your Potential for Excellence
“Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.”
Source: Lover Eternal

“I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself.”
This slanderous remark was attributed to Churchill, possibly by Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels to depict him as a liar.
In German: »Ich glaube nur der Statistik, die ich selbst gefälscht habe«
Misattributed

“Tell me, Doctor, are you afraid of death?"
"I guess it depends on how you die.”
Source: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Source: Magic Bites

“This was the trouble with families. Like invidious doctors, they knew just where it hurt.”
Source: The God of Small Things

“The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.”
Source: Practical Demonkeeping

“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”

“Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense”

“Wilf: God bless the cactuses!
The Doctor: That's cactI.
Alien: And that's racist!”

“When the doctors came they said she had died of heart disease - of the joy that kills.”
Source: The Story of an Hour

“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”

“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.”
Polite Conversation (1738), Dialogue 2

“The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.”

“Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.”
Source: Nineteen Minutes

As quoted in "Warren Zevon Dies" by Andrew Dansby, in Rolling Stone (8 September 2003) https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/warren-zevon-dies-250309/

Morning Constitutions (2007)
Fischerisms (1944)

2000s, 2003, Invasion of Iraq (March 2003)
Republished on The Journey Home website.
The Journey Home: Autobiography of an American Swami (Tulsi Books, 2010)

Source: Leviathan Wakes (2011), Chapter 22 (p. 226)

Articles, 10 Things to Celebrate: Why I'm an Anti-Anti-American (June 2003)
Sylvia cartoon strip

Speech at the University of Las Villas (1959)
As quoted in "Age of unreason" by Jeannette Baxter in The Guardian (22 June 2004)

Afterword to "The Bagful of Dreams" in The Jack Vance Treasury (2007). First appeared in Epoch (1775), ed. Robert Silverberg and Roger Elwood.

Raymond J. Brown. " Henry Ford Says, 'There Is Always Room for More' https://books.google.nl/books?id=rCkDAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA37," in: Popular Science, Vol. 106, nr. 2 (Feb 1925), p. 37

Which Greek and Hebrew texts of the Bible did Luther use?

Speech to Chelsea Conservative Association (26 July 1975) http://www.margaretthatcher.org/document/102750
Leader of the Opposition

On Arsenal's famous back four, (1997)
Quotations from the Public Comments of Arsene Wenger: Manager, Arsenal Football Club (2005)
I Felt Like the Pied Piper
Source: Something More, A Consideration of the Vast, Undeveloped Resources of Life (1920), p. 28

III – The Soldier and the Statesman.
"Generals and Generalship" (1939)