Quotes about doctor page 2
Karl Marx book Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts of 1844
Source: First Manuscript – Wages of Labour, p. 6.
Source: Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts of 1844
Marquis de Sade Philosophy in the Bedroom
Yet Another Effort, Frenchmen, If You Would Become Republicans
Philosophy in the Bedroom (1795)
“Faith! Have Faith! God is both doctor and medicine.”
Leopold Mandić (1866–1942) Catholic priest; saint
Quoted in "Reconciliation", Capuchin Franciscans, Province of Ireland https://www.capuchinfranciscans.ie/our-work/ministries/reconciliation/.
Ally Carter book Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover
Source: Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover
“We doctors know a hopeless case if — listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go”
E.E. Cummings book 1 × 1
XIV : pity this busy monster, manunkind
1 x 1 (1944)
Variant: listen: there’s a hell
of a good universe next door; let’s go
“Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.”
Ally Carter Out of Sight, Out of Time
Source: Out of Sight, Out of Time
“There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.”
Willie Nelson (1933) American country music singer-songwriter.
“I was so ugly… When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Actually originated with Henny Youngman.. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. <br class="br">Source: Youngman H. 101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman, 1976. Brochure. Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Strikes
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles (1915–1985) American actor, director, writer and producer
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Bleeds
“A mystic is a hysteric who has met her confessor before her doctor.”
Umberto Eco book The Prague Cemetery
Source: The Prague Cemetery
“Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!”
Susan Elizabeth Phillips (1948) American writer
Source: Kiss an Angel
Thomas Sowell (1930) American economist, social theorist, political philosopher and author
Random Thought
2000s, Ever Wonder Why? and Other Controversial Essays (2006)
Source: Knowledge And Decisions
“When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals.”
Arthur Conan Doyle book The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Source: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
“The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions”
Bill Hicks (1961–1994) American comedian
Ben Carson (1951) 17th and current United States Secretary of Housing and Urban Development; American neurosurgeon
Source: Think Big: Unleashing Your Potential for Excellence
“Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.”
Jessica Bird book Lover Eternal
Source: Lover Eternal
“I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself.”
Winston S. Churchill (1874–1965) Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
This slanderous remark was attributed to Churchill, possibly by Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels to depict him as a liar.
In German: »Ich glaube nur der Statistik, die ich selbst gefälscht habe«
Misattributed
“Tell me, Doctor, are you afraid of death?"
"I guess it depends on how you die.”
Haruki Murakami book The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Source: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Bites
“This was the trouble with families. Like invidious doctors, they knew just where it hurt.”
Arundhati Roy book The God of Small Things
Source: The God of Small Things
Nassim Nicholas Taleb book Antifragile: Things That Gain from Disorder
Source: Antifragile: Things That Gain from Disorder
“The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.”
Christopher Moore book Practical Demonkeeping
Source: Practical Demonkeeping
“Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid”
Philip Roth book Portnoy's Complaint
Source: Portnoy's Complaint
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
Steve Martin (1945) American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer
“Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb (1960) Lebanese-American essayist, scholar, statistician, former trader and risk analyst
“Wilf: God bless the cactuses!
The Doctor: That's cactI.
Alien: And that's racist!”
Russell T. Davies (1963) Screenwriter, former executive producer of Doctor Who
“When the doctors came they said she had died of heart disease - of the joy that kills.”
Kate Chopin book The Story of an Hour
Source: The Story of an Hour
“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.”
Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, and poet
Polite Conversation (1738), Dialogue 2
“The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.”
Steve Martin (1945) American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer
“Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.”
Jodi Picoult book Nineteen Minutes
Source: Nineteen Minutes
Robert Fulghum book All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
Source: All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
Warren Zevon (1947–2003) American singer-songwriter
As quoted in "Warren Zevon Dies" by Andrew Dansby, in Rolling Stone (8 September 2003) https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/warren-zevon-dies-250309/
Larry the Cable Guy (1963) American stand-up comedian, actor, country music artist, voice artist
Morning Constitutions (2007)
Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) American university teacher (1879-1962)
Fischerisms (1944)
Radhanath Swami (1950) Gaudiya Vaishnava guru
Republished on The Journey Home website.
The Journey Home: Autobiography of an American Swami (Tulsi Books, 2010)
Daniel Abraham (1969) speculative fiction writer from the United States
Source: Leviathan Wakes (2011), Chapter 22 (p. 226)
Dinesh D'Souza (1961) Indian-American political commentator, filmmaker, author
Articles, 10 Things to Celebrate: Why I'm an Anti-Anti-American (June 2003)
Ernesto Che Guevara (1928–1967) Argentine Marxist revolutionary
Speech at the University of Las Villas (1959)
J. G. Ballard (1930–2009) British writer
As quoted in "Age of unreason" by Jeannette Baxter in The Guardian (22 June 2004)
Jack Vance (1916–2013) American mystery and speculative fiction writer
Afterword to "The Bagful of Dreams" in The Jack Vance Treasury (2007). First appeared in Epoch (1775), ed. Robert Silverberg and Roger Elwood.
Henry Ford (1863–1947) American industrialist
Raymond J. Brown. " Henry Ford Says, 'There Is Always Room for More' https://books.google.nl/books?id=rCkDAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA37," in: Popular Science, Vol. 106, nr. 2 (Feb 1925), p. 37
Philip Schaff (1819–1893) American Calvinist theologian
Which Greek and Hebrew texts of the Bible did Luther use?
Margaret Thatcher (1925–2013) British stateswoman and politician
Speech to Chelsea Conservative Association (26 July 1975) http://www.margaretthatcher.org/document/102750 <br class="br">Leader of the Opposition
Arsène Wenger (1949) French footballer and manager
On Arsenal's famous back four, (1997)
Quotations from the Public Comments of Arsene Wenger: Manager, Arsenal Football Club (2005)
William Hartnell (1908–1975) English actor
I Felt Like the Pied Piper
Kirby Page (1890–1957) American clergyman
Source: Something More, A Consideration of the Vast, Undeveloped Resources of Life (1920), p. 28
Archibald Wavell, 1st Earl Wavell (1883–1950) senior officer of the British Army
III – The Soldier and the Statesman.
"Generals and Generalship" (1939)