Quotes about bowling

A collection of quotes on the topic of bowl, bowling, likeness, doing.

Quotes about bowling

Hazrat Inayat Khan photo
Sonia Sotomayor photo
Michael Chabon photo
Jimmy Carter photo
Terry Pratchett photo
Cassandra Clare photo

“It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl.”

Isabelle to Jace, pg. 349
The Mortal Instruments, City of Bones (2007)

Diogenes of Sinope photo

“Once he saw the officials of a temple leading away some one who had stolen a bowl belonging to the treasurers, and said, "The great thieves are leading away the little thief."”

Diogenes of Sinope (-404–-322 BC) ancient Greek philosopher, one of the founders of the Cynic philosophy

Diogenes Laërtius, vi. 45
Quoted by Diogenes Laërtius

Jacques Lipchitz photo
Charles Bukowski photo
Ted Bundy photo
Nasreddin photo
Miley Cyrus photo

“I had one normal job and I actually liked it. I worked at this place called Sparkles Service and I cleaned guys out. I was like 11. I can clean toilet bowls too!”

Miley Cyrus (1992) American actor and singer-songwriter

Canada.com http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/movie-guide/story.html?id=6184358b-2f14-44ee-9e34-a1b0132b8934 (November 7, 2008)

Barack Obama photo

“I've been practicing. I bowled a 129, It was like special olympics or something.”

Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, asked by Mr. Leno if he had been practicing bowling in his Washington Office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HOBTUCv4o0 (March 2009) "YouTube"
2009

Omar Khayyám photo
Laozi photo
Gary D. Schmidt photo
Anne Morrow Lindbergh photo
John Kennedy Toole photo
Bill Cosby photo
Mo Willems photo

“The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?”

Mo Willems (1968) American children's illustrator and writer

Source: Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

Jhumpa Lahiri photo
Rachel Caine photo

“Five tender apricots in a blue bowl, a brief and exact promise of things to come.”

Frances Mayes (1940) American university professor and writer

Source: In Tuscany

Bill Cosby photo
Ann Brashares photo
James Joyce photo
Jim Butcher photo
Shannon Hale photo
Daniel Kahneman photo
Haruki Murakami photo

“People want to be bowled over by something special. Nine times out of ten you might strike out, but that tenth time, that peak experience, is what people want. That's what can move the world. That's art.”

Variant: People want to be bowled over by something special. Nine times out of ten you can forget, but that tenth time, that peak experience, is what people want. That's what can move the world. That's art.
Source: South of the Border, West of the Sun

Stephen Colbert photo

“I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.”

Stephen Colbert (1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor
Stephen King photo

“It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”

John Grogan (1958) American journalist

Source: Marley and Me: Life and Love With the World's Worst Dog

George Bernard Shaw photo
D.T. Suzuki photo

“Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non… I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!”

Louise Rennison (1951–2016) British writer

Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

Albert Einstein photo

“If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”

Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…

Book title (1978)
Source: When God Created Mothers

F. Scott Fitzgerald photo
Stephen King photo
Cassandra Clare photo
T.S. Eliot photo

“Now that the lilacs are in bloom
She has a bowl of lilacs in her room”

T.S. Eliot (1888–1965) 20th century English author

Source: Collected Poems, 1909-1962

James Patterson photo
Confucius photo
Sylvia Plath photo

“When it's raining pudding, hold up your bowl.”

Sandra Dallas American writer

Source: Prayers for Sale

Betty Friedan photo
Kelley Armstrong photo
Bill Whittle photo
John Davidson photo
Daniel Tosh photo
Geoffrey Howe photo
Daniel Handler photo
Clifford D. Simak photo
B.K.S. Iyengar photo
Donald J. Trump photo

“Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!”

Donald J. Trump (1946) 45th President of the United States of America

Tweet https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-celebrates-cinco-de-mayo-with-taco-bowl-from-his-tower/2016/05/05/ab18e0b6-12ff-11e6-81b4-581a5c4c42df_story.html (5 May 2016)
2010s, 2016, May

Cole Porter photo

“In shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it.”

Cole Porter (1891–1964) American composer and songwriter

"Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love"
Paris (1928)

Lewis H. Lapham photo

“But I had forgotten about the seven bowls of God's wrath stored in the minds of some of the unhappier prophets on the reactionary right,…”

Lewis H. Lapham (1935) American journalist

Dies Irae, p. 133
Waiting For The Barbarians (1997)

Zubin Mehta photo

“Throughout Jack's violin solo at the Hollywood Bowl, the audience was glued to their seats. That was the only way he could get them to sit down.”

Zubin Mehta (1936) Indian conductor

Zubin Mehta in Irving Fein, Jack Benny: an Intimate Biography (1976), Volume 2, page 154.

“We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.”

Kingman Brewster, Jr. (1919–1988) American diplomat

Lecture, St George’s Chapel, Windsor, England (5 May 1978)

Robert Louis Stevenson photo

“I saw him (Sunil Narine) play in the Indian Premier League and thought, 'this looks pretty different', so I watched him bowl on YouTube and tried it in the backyard. I've trained to the point where it's coming out well now.”

Arjun Nair (1998) cricketer

Nair on studying Narine's doosra, quoted on The Sydney Morning Herald, "Arjun Nair is a name to remember, says Cricket Australia's Greg Chappell" http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/arjun-nair-is-a-name-to-remember-says-cricket-australias-greg-chappell-20160129-gmhk9z.html, January 30, 2016.

Jack Kevorkian photo

“The American people are sheep. They're comfortable, rich, working. It's like the Romans, they're happy with bread and their spectator sports. The Super Bowl means more to them than any right.”

Jack Kevorkian (1928–2011) American pathologist, euthanasia activist

Quoted in "Between the dying and the dead: Dr. Jack Kevorkian's life and the battle to Legalize Euthanasia"‎ - Page 247 - by Neal Nicol, Harry Wylie - 2006
2000s, 2006

Thich Nhat Hanh photo

“Contemplating the bowl, it is possible to see the interdependent elements which give rise to the bowl.”

Thich Nhat Hanh (1926) Religious leader and peace activist

Old Path White Clouds : Walking in the Footsteps of the Buddha (1991) Parallax Press ISBN 81-216-0675-6

Donald Trump Jr. photo

“If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you that just three would kill you, would you take a handful? That’s our Syrian refugee problem.”

Donald Trump Jr. (1977) American businessman and son of U.S. President Donald Trump

Donald Trump Jr. on Twitter https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/778016283342307328 (September 19, 2016)

Joseph Strutt photo
Shashi Tharoor photo
Margaret Thatcher photo

“I am still at the crease, though the bowling has been pretty hostile of late. And in case anyone doubted it, can I assure you there will be no ducking the bouncers, no stonewalling, no playing for time. The bowling's going to get hit all round the ground. That is my style.”

Margaret Thatcher (1925–2013) British stateswoman and politician

Lord Mayor's Banquet at Guildhall (12 November 1990) http://www.margaretthatcher.org/speeches/displaydocument.asp?docid=108241
Third term as Prime Minister

Conor Oberst photo
Baba Amte photo
Mark Tobey photo
William T. Sherman photo

“You also remember well who first burned the bridges of your railroad, who forced Union men to give up their slaves to work on the rebel forts at Bowling Green, who took wagons and horses and burned houses of persons differing with them honestly in opinion, when I would not let our men burn fence rails for fire or gather fruit or vegetables though hungry, and these were the property of outspoken rebels. We at that time were restrained, tied by a deep seated reverence for law and property. The rebels first introduced terror as a part of their system, and forced contributions to diminish their wagon trains and thereby increase the mobility and efficiency of their columns. When General Buell had to move at a snail's pace with his vast wagon trains, Bragg moved rapidly, living on the country. No military mind could endure this long, and we are forced in self defense to imitate their example. To me this whole matter seems simple. We must, to live and prosper, be governed by law, and as near that which we inherited as possible. Our hitherto political and private differences were settled by debate, or vote, or decree of a court. We are still willing to return to that system, but our adversaries say no, and appeal to war. They dared us to war, and you remember how tauntingly they defied us to the contest. We have accepted the issue and it must be fought out. You might as well reason with a thunder-storm.”

William T. Sherman (1820–1891) American General, businessman, educator, and author.

1860s, 1864, Letter to James Guthrie (August 1864)

Scott Zolak photo

“No way! You've gotta be kidding me!…It's gotta be one of the dumbest calls offensively in Super Bowl history. You are on the 1-yard line and you have #24 (Marshawn Lynch) and you drop back pass? Are you kidding me? And also, they ran a pick play - an illegal pick! You deserve an interception!”

Scott Zolak (1967) American football quarterback

On the Patriots radio broadcast on 98.5 The Sports Hub after Malcolm Butler's game-winning interception of Russell Wilson at the goal line in Super Bowl XLIX. Seahawks Opponent Audio Recap - Super Bowl XLIX - Scott Zolak & Bob Socci (Patriots, 98.5 The Sports Hub) http://www.sportsradiokjr.com/media/play/opponent-audio-recap-sb-xlix-patriots-25788776/ KJR

William Cobbett photo

“Good stuff from Kemp, who clumps an attempted yorker from Watson down the ground for four before blasting another full-toss through extra-cover. Watson has bowled like a drain today.”

Rob Smyth (1977) English/Irish rugby league player

Cricket World Cup 2007 Semi-final Over-by-over: South Africa innings http://sport.guardian.co.uk/cricketworldcup2007/story/0,,2065395,00.html (25 April 2007)

William Gibson photo
Neil Young photo

“It's a cold bowl of chili when love lets you down.”

Neil Young (1945) Canadian singer-songwriter

Saddle Up the Palomino
Song lyrics, American Stars 'n Bars (1977)

Mirkka Rekola photo
Arnobius photo
Nick Cave photo

“King Ink feels like a bug,
Swimming in a soup-bowl.”

Song lyrics, Prayers on Fire (1981), King Ink

Nicholas Serota photo
Yogi Berra photo
Patton Oswalt photo
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow photo
Octavio Paz photo

“Life is like a bowl of old bread.”

Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007)

Neal Stephenson photo