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“You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots.”
Radio From Hell (May 11, 2007)
“Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.”
Radio From Hell (June 6, 2006)
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“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”
Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)
“What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?”
Radio From Hell (June 23, 2005)
“I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them.”
Radio From Hell (August 7, 2007)
“You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher.”
Radio From Hell (May 30, 2006)
“Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.”
Radio From Hell (August 29, 2005)
“It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.”
Radio From Hell (March 21, 2006)
“You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.”
Radio From Hell (May 30, 2006)
“If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.”
Radio From Hell (March 28, 2007)
“Billy Dee Williams once had a one-night stand with Neil Simon.”
Radio From Hell (March 16, 2007)
“Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo!”
Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)
Variant: Don't you know who I am?
“You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona”
Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)
“She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.”
Radio From Hell (April 20, 2007)
“How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?”
Radio From Hell (March 24, 2006)
“Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.”
Radio From Hell (December 6, 2006)
“Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.”
Radio From Hell (October 3, 2005)
“It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.”
Radio From Hell (September 8, 2006)
“Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.”
Radio From Hell (September 12, 2006)