Quotes about girls
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“You won't do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?”
Source: A Farewell to Arms
“I don't feel any way,' the girl said. 'I just know things.”
Variant: I don't like to leave anything,' the man said. 'I don't like to leave things behind.
Source: The Complete Short Stories
Variant: I wished I was on the same bus as her. A pain stabbed my heart as it did everytime I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world of ours.
Source: On the Road
Source: Kiss My Tiara: How to Rule the World as a SmartMouth Goddess
“Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse”
“It's interesting how young poets think of death while old fogies think of girls.”
Source: Girls on Fire
“The demons were scary, but girls - Well, girls are really terrifying”
Source: Lord Loss
“He caught her as if he were used to catching fainting girls, as if he did it everyday.”
Source: City of Bones
“Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.”
Source: Juno: The Shooting Script
Source: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
“Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin”
Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
“Put on your big girl pants and deal.”
Variant: Pull up your big girl panties and just do it.
Source: Lover Avenged
Source: Caddie Woodlawn
“When a girl is beautiful, she gets to pick - she never has to wait for someone to choose her.”
“Great to know that I'm in love with a girl with a cool name."
"It's Taylor's middle name”
Source: On the Jellicoe Road
Source: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
“all girls are beautiful in their own way”
“A practical girl never pines; she takes action.”
Source: The Shoemaker's Wife
“You, on the other hand, wish to know things. And no one can forgive a girl for that.”
Source: These Shallow Graves
“Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me"
Tucker: "I don't understand the question.”
The Tucker Max Stories
Source: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Context: Tucker: Are you married?
Girl: Yes.
Tucker: How good is the marriage?
Girl: Very good.
Tucker: So there is no chance of us hooking up?
Girl: No.
Tucker: Well, do you have any hot friends who aren't fucking prudes? Hey--where are you going? I was only kidding! I respect the sanctity of the monogamous relationship! WHORE!
Context: Tucker: Do you hate the World Bank?
Girl: Uhh, umm, well, I mean, yeah, I feel that...
Tucker: You don't hate the World Bank.
Girl: I don't?
Tucker: No. You're mad at your father. You just want daddy to hug you more.
Girl: What?
Tucker: You were a sociology major weren't you?
Girl: NO!
Tucker: What was your major?
Girl: [Pauses] Uhhh, English Literature.
Tucker: [Pause--to give her a look of contempt] Did your parents send you a bill for college? How are those Marxist Literary Critique classes working out for you? You work at Barnes and Noble don't you?
Girl: NO--I wor--
Tucker: Shouldn't you be blocking an intersection right now? How many anti-sweatshop petitions have you signed--EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE REEBOKS ON. Very-anti globalization to wear those with your animal tested Clinque make-up made in Nepal. Well, at least you're consistent in your shameless hypocrisy.
Girl: What a fascist piece of shi--
Tucker: You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
Girl: [A mishmash of stammered half insults]
Tucker: Seriously--If I stuck my dick in your mouth would that shut you up?
Girl: Wha... YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
Tucker: HEY--Don't blame me for the wound in your crotch. [As I walk off] By the way, you owe us a rib.
“I don't want to be stinky poo-poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.”
“Calvin: Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
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The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
Source: Drowning Instinct
Source: Almost Perfect
“Here is a girl who is pretty in a quiet way. I bet she's had a very sad life.”
Source: She's Come Undone
“You're a girl. Someday you'll want to be a prisoner to someone other than yourself.”
Source: Tiger Lily
“The nice girl makes the mistake of being available all the time.”
Source: Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship
Source: Minor Characters: A Beat Memoir
“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”
16 August 1925
Enough Rope (1926)
Source: Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship
“Please forgive me," Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger.”
Source: Playing with Fire
Source: Saving Francesca
“Not many girls would have used their wits the way you did," the officer observed.”
Source: The Secret of the Old Clock
“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”
Source: The Clique
Source: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
Source: An Unquiet Mind: A Memoir of Moods and Madness
Source: Saving Francesca
“For every hand extended another lies in wait. Keep your eye on that one girl… anticipate.”