“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

“When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.”

Madonna (1958) American singer, songwriter, and actress

“You know the real world, this so-called real world, is just something you put up with. Like everybody else. I'm in my element when I am a little bit out of this world. Then I'm in the real world – I'm on the beam. Because when I'm falling, I'm doing all right. When I'm slipping, I say: he, this is interesting. It's when I'm standing upright that bothers me.”

Willem de Kooning (1904–1997) Dutch painter

“I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.”

Bill Murray (1950) American actor and comedian

“I drink champagne on two occasions: when I'm in love, and when I'm not. ”

Coco Chanel (1883–1971) French fashion designer

“Han Solo: Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.”

George Lucas (1944) American film producer

“I'm not your mother's favorite dog
I'm not the carpet you walk on
I'm not one small atomic bomb
I'm not any any any anything at all.”

St. Vincent (musician) (1982) American singer-songwriter

“I mean it," I said. "You're in danger."

"Relax, Harry. I'm not letting anyone lick me, and I'm not looking anyone in the eyes. It's kind of like visiting New York.”

Jim Butcher book Grave Peril

“When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not an agnostic- I'm an acrostic, the whole thing puzzles me.”

George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian

“I know you're right. I'm just low, and when I'm low I talk like a fool.”

Ernest Hemingway book The Sun Also Rises