Quotes about fools
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“I suppose […] that the most convincing way to fool an enemy would be to fool a friend.”

Anne Bishop (1955) American fiction writer

Source: Heir to the Shadows

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“The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.”

Herbert Spencer (1820–1903) English philosopher, biologist, sociologist, and prominent classical liberal political theorist

Vol. 3, Ch. IX, State-Tamperings with Money and Banks
Essays: Scientific, Political, and Speculative (1891)

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“Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.”

Albert Einstein (1879–1955) German-born physicist and founder of the theory of relativity
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“I fool you. I fool everyone.”

Lisa Scottoline (1955) American writer

Source: Every Fifteen Minutes

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“We fool ourselves so much we could do it for a living.”

Source: Duma Key

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“Many a good argument is ruined by some fool who knows what he is talking about.”

Marshall McLuhan (1911–1980) Canadian educator, philosopher, and scholar-- a professor of English literature, a literary critic, and a …
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“He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." Jim Elliot, missionary to Auca indians in Ecuador”

Elisabeth Elliot (1926–2015) American missionary

Source: The Journals of Jim Elliot

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“A woman who acts like a fool is a fool.”

Source: Memoirs of a Geisha

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“You can’t fool people into loving you.”

Source: Choke

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“The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.”

Chant from a children’s game heard in Great Arvalon, the Fourth Age
(15 October 1994)
Source: Lord of Chaos

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“Fool that I am," said he,"that I did not tear out my heart the day I resolved to revenge myself".”

Variant: What a fool I was, not to tear my heart out on the day when I resolved to avenge myself!
Source: The Count of Monte Cristo

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“We're taught at such an early age to be against the communists, yet most of us don't have the faintest idea what communism is. Only a fool let's somebody tell them who the enemy is.”

Assata Shakur (1947) American activist who was a member of the Black Panther Party and Black Liberation Army

Source: Assata: In Her Own Words, p. 152
Source: Assata: An Autobiography

“I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools. I like a twist of meaning. I endure.”

Variant: I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools.
Source: We Were Liars

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“If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.”

William Blake (1757–1827) English Romantic poet and artist

Source: 1790s, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell (1790–1793), Proverbs of Hell, Line 18
Source: The Complete Poetry and Prose

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“You have the army of mediocrities followed by the multitude of fools. As the mediocrities and the fools always form the immense majority, it is impossible for them to elect an intelligent government.”

Guy De Maupassant (1850–1893) French writer

"Sundays of a Bourgeois"
Source: Les dimanches d'un bourgeois de Paris, et autres aventures parisiennes

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“In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes.”

Thom Merrilin
(15 January 1990)
Source: To the Blight

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“A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry.”

George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright

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1900s, Maxims for Revolutionists (1903)

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“What the wise do in the beginning, fools do in the end.”

Warren Buffett (1930) American business magnate, investor, and philanthropist
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“Only a fool took a remote from a god.”

Source: Night Embrace

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“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on both of us.”

Stephen King (1947) American author

Source: On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

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“You can fool everyone else, but you can't fool your own mind.”

David Allen (1945) American productivity consultant and author

Source: Getting Things Done: The Art of Stress-Free Productivity

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“You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.”

James Thurber (1894–1961) American cartoonist, author, journalist, playwright

"The Owl who was God", The New Yorker (29 April 1939); Fables for Our Time & Famous Poems Illustrated (1940). Parody of "You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."
From Fables for Our Time and Further Fables for Our Time

“Only a fool is not afraid.”

Source: A Wrinkle in Time

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“Fool! You may hate me… But I… I haven't stopped thinking of you for a single day.”

Rumiko Takahashi (1957) manga artist

Source: InuYasha: Stolen Spirit

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“Any fool can spend money. But to earn it and save it and defer gratification—then you learn to value it differently.”

Malcolm Gladwell (1963) journalist and science writer

Source: David and Goliath: Underdogs, Misfits, and the Art of Battling Giants

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“Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.”

Chris Rock (1965) American comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer, and director
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