Citations sur merde
Une collection de citations sur le thème de merde, bien-être, tout, être.
Citations sur merde
“On attrape plus de mouches avec de la merde qu'avec du miel.”
Des savons pour la vie, 1995

A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't fuck with who you are. Women are non-violent, but they will shit inside of your heart.
en
Chewed Up (2008)
“Là où il y a de l'argent il y a de la merde.”
Le Dernier Baiser , 1978

Must one go through the five official stages? What are those five stages again: "anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance." Well, back up: here comes my acceptance speech. "I am now, and I have always been a flaming faggot, responsible for style in its every manifestation. I have my own five steps: flippancy, sentimentality, sarcasm, camp, and smut. They've got me through life, and deity dammit, they'll get me through death!"
en
Untold Decades: Seven Comedies of Gay Romance (1988)

I am not gonna die because I failed as someone else. I am gonna succeed as myself. And I'm gonna stay here and rock the mike until the next Korean-American, fag hag, shit starter, girl comic, trash talker, comes up and takes my place!
en
I'm the One that I Want
Charge d'âme, 1977

fr
Que diable est-ceci ? Appelez-vous ceci chiasse, brenne, crotte, merde, fiente, déjection, matière fécale, excrément, repaire, laisse, émeu, fumée, étron, scybale ou spyrathe ? C'est (je crois) saphran d'Hibernie. Ha, ha, ha ! C'est safran d'Hibernie. « Certes. Buvons. »
Réveillé par un coup de canon, Panurge s'est conchié de peur. Il se plait à mélanger les registres vulgaire et recherché. Encore aujourd'hui, un repaire est un terme de chasse qui désigne une fiente de loup, la laisse celle du sanglier, l'émeu de l'oiseau de proie, en particulier du faucon. Les deux derniers mots sont empruntés au grec. L'Hibernie correspond à l'Irlande. « Sela » est un mot hébraïque qui termine certains psaumes.
Œuvre, Quart Livre
“L'homme finit toujours par merder.”
Par-dessus bord, 1967

How do we have this amazing micro-technology? Because in the factories where they're making this, they are jumping off the fucking roof cause this is nightmare in there. You can let someone suffer imimmeasurably far away just so you can leave a mean comment on You Tube while you're taking a shit.
en
Oh My God (2013)

If you've ever bought drugs before, you understand that for some bizarre reason you have to feign this relationship with your dealer. It's like you're not really going to him to buy drugs. You're going for a social visit. Drugs are the surprise that just happens when you get there. "Oh, hash! I didn't know!" And he's talkin' to you and you're tryin' to be interested, you know, "Oh yeah? No, really ... I love Foghat. No, seriously." And inside you're like, "Just fuckin' give it! I hate you. Your house smells like cat pee!" Why do all drug dealers' houses smell like cat pee?
en
Notorious C.H.O.

Hum, je sais pas, je vais aller prendre une douche, je me sens pas très bien... »
And he goes « Here what I would do... » Because of course that's the only fucking point of asking me. He said if he had a time machine, he would have killed Hitler. [...] I was thinking « That's a noble purpose for a time machine ». I would have do that too, I would have gone back, but I wouldn't have killed Hitler. I would have raped him. Because I think that it would have been enough, that it would have stop him for doing all that shit. If he had been raped by me, he would never had pulled any of that stuff. « – Should we invade Poland? – I don't know, I'll just gonna take a shower... I don't feel good. »
en
Shameless (2005)

“Il n'y a pas un homme politique vivant qui n'ait de la merde sur la conscience.”
Toutes peines confondues, 1985

“Les animaux font des crottes, alors que l'homme sème la merde.”
Chroniques de la haine ordinaire

Lettre du [5, juillet, 1869] à George Sand.
Correspondance
Il est mort les yeux ouverts, 1983
Roman, La Marge (prix Goncourt), 1967

Trilogie de Gaïa, Démon (1985)

“J'ai toujours tâché de vivre dans une tour d'ivoire; mais une marée de merde en bat les murs”

Assassinat à Prado del Rey et autres histoires sordides (Asesinato en Prado del Rey y otras historias sórdidas), 1987