“If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.”
Source: Midnight Alley
“If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.”
Source: Midnight Alley
“God doesn’t need to punish us. He just grants us a long enough life to punish ourselves.”
Source: The Poisonwood Bible
Source: House at the Corner
Source: Zero Degrees of Empathy: A New Theory of Human Cruelty
“There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments — there are consequences.”
"The Christian Religion" The North American Review, August 1881 http://books.google.com/books?id=OPmfAAAAMAAJ&q=%22There+are+in+nature+neither+rewards+nor+punishments+there+are+consequences%22&pg=PA14#v=onepage http://ebooks.library.cornell.edu/cgi/t/text/pageviewer-idx?c=nora&cc=nora&view=image&seq=121&idno=nora0133-2
Variants:
We must remember that in nature there are neither rewards nor punishments there are consequences. The life and death of Christ do not constitute an atonement. They are worth the example, the moral force, the heroism of benevolence, and in so far as the life of Christ produces emulation in the direction of goodness, it has been of value to mankind.
As published in Some Reasons Why (1895) http://www.infidels.org/library/historical/robert_ingersoll/some_reasons_why.html
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments — there are consequences.
Letters and Essays, 3rd Series. Some Reasons Why, viii.
Source: The Christian Religion An Enquiry
Context: There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments — there are consequences. The life of Christ is worth its example, its moral force, its heroism of benevolence.
Source: The Whole-Brain Child: 12 Revolutionary Strategies to Nurture Your Child's Developing Mind, Survive Everyday Parenting Struggles, and Help Your Family Thrive
“Amnesty, n. The state’s magnaminity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.”
The Devil's Dictionary (1911)
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), P. 9.
Source: Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible
“When we cling to pain, we end up punishing ourselves.”
“Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.”
Source: Royal Blood
“When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?”
“I want you to understand me.
This isn’t vengeance.
This is punishment.”
Source: Magic Breaks
Source: On the Edge
“Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result.”
Source: Attributed in posthumous publications, Einstein and the Poet (1983), p. 132
Variant transcription from "Death of a Genius" in Life Magazine: "I cannot accept any concept of God based on the fear of life or the fear of death, or blind faith. I cannot prove to you that there is no personal God, but if I were to speak of him I would be a liar."
Context: About God, I cannot accept any concept based on the authority of the Church. As long as I can remember, I have resented mass indoctrination. I do not believe in the fear of life, in the fear of death, in blind faith. I cannot prove to you that there is no personal God, but if I were to speak of him, I would be a liar. I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil. My God created laws that take care of that. His universe is not ruled by wishful thinking, but by immutable laws.
Source: The Darkest Night
“A hard life is not a punishment, but rather an opportunity.”
Source: Messages from the Masters : Tapping into the Power of Love
“Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us — by taking everything.”
Source: Ongoingness: The End of a Diary
Source: Second Helpings
“Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent.”
“You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.”
Source: Think Big: Unleashing Your Potential for Excellence
Source: Horns
Source: god is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything
“To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.”
“Evil never goes unpunished, Monsieur. But the punishment is sometimes secret.”
Source: Peril at End House
“Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”
Source: The Laughing Corpse
“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”
Letter (6 December 1924); published in Ernest Hemingway: Selected Letters 1917–1961 (1981) edited by Carlos Baker
Maasir-i-alamgiri, translated into English by Sir Jadu-Nath Sarkar, Calcutta, 1947, pp. 107-120, also quoted in part in Shourie, Arun (2014). Eminent historians: Their technology, their line, their fraud. Noida, Uttar Pradesh, India : HarperCollins Publishers. Different translation: “Darab Khan was sent with a strong force to punish the Rajputs of Khandela and demolish the great temple of that place.” (M.A. 171.) “He attacked the place on 8th March 1679, and pulled down the temples of Khandela and Sanula and all other temples in the neighbourhood.”(M.A. 173.) Sarkar, Jadunath (1972). History of Aurangzib: Volume III. App. V.
Quotes from late medieval histories, 1670s
Decree on Serfs (1767) as quoted in A Source Book for Russian History Vol. 2 (1972) by George Vernadsky
Delhi and Environs , Elliot and Dowson, History of India as told by its own Historians, 8 Volumes, Allahabad Reprint, 1964. Elliot and Dowson. Vol. III, p. 380-81
Quotes from the Futuhat-i-Firuz Shahi
Source: An Essay on Aristocratic Radicalism (1889), pp. 38-39
Writing for the court, Everson v. Board of Education, 330 U.S. 1 (1947).
"On Corporate Bodies"
Table Talk: Essays On Men And Manners http://www.blupete.com/Literature/Essays/TableHazIV.htm (1821-1822)
1989 interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LYL1PTrtXo with James Dobson
An Account of the Proceedings on the Trial of Susan B. Anthony on the Charge of Illegal Voting] (1874)
Trial on the charge of illegal voting (1874)
Narrated in Saheeh Muslim, Book 026, Number 5570
Sunni Hadith
“The punishment of those who have loved women too much is to love them forever.”
Source: On Doing the Right Thing and Other Essays (1928), p. 143
1770s, Boston Massacre trial (1770)
Context: It is more important that innocence be protected than it is that guilt be punished, for guilt and crimes are so frequent in this world that they cannot all be punished.
But if innocence itself is brought to the bar and condemned, perhaps to die, then the citizen will say, "whether I do good or whether I do evil is immaterial, for innocence itself is no protection," and if such an idea as that were to take hold in the mind of the citizen that would be the end of security whatsoever.