“Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams.”
Andrzej Majewski (1966) Polish writer and photographer
Aphorisms. Magnum in Parvo (2000)
“Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams.”
Andrzej Majewski (1966) Polish writer and photographer
Aphorisms. Magnum in Parvo (2000)
“Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him.”
Tove Jansson book Finn Family Moomintroll
Source: Finn Family Moomintroll
Kurt Cobain (1967–1994) American musician and artist
As quoted in Flipside (1992-03).
Interviews (1989-1994), Print
“It ain't too much stuff,
Jam, it ain't too much,
It ain't too much for me to jam!”
Michael Jackson (1958–2009) American singer, songwriter and dancer
Jam
Dangerous (1991)
Lewis Carroll book Through the Looking-Glass
Source: Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There
José Saramago (1922–2010) Portuguese writer and recipient of the 1998 Nobel Prize in Literature
Intervention in the World Social Forum in Porto Alegre, February of 1992; quoted in Las leyes antidiscriminatorias en el Mercosur: Impactos de la III conferencia mundial contra el racismo, la discriminación racial, la xenofobia y las formas conexas de intolerancia, Durban, 2001: informe sobre el seminario realizado en Montevideo, 29 y 30 de abril de 2002. Published by Organizaciones Mundo Afro, 2002 163 pages.
Flea (musician) (1962) American musician
Quoted from NYRock Red Hot Chili Peppers Interview http://www.nyrock.com/interviews/rhcp_int.htm
Lewis Carroll (1832–1898) English writer, logician, Anglican deacon and photographer
Lays of Sorrow No.1, opening lines
The Rectory Umbrella
Khalid Abdul Muhammad (1948–2001) American activist
Million Youth March (5 September 1998), quoted in The Village Voice (13 October 1998) "The Hunt for Khallid Abdul Muhammad" by Peter Noel
Nasreddin (1208–1284) philosopher, Sufi and wise man from Turkey, remembered for his funny stories and anecdotes
Flora Joy, Treasures from Europe: stories and classroom activities (2003), "Nasreddin Odjah's Clothes (Macedonia)", , p. 104
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
advice to his brother Orion, p. 8.
Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 1 (2010)
Chris Colfer (1990) actor, singer, book author
Personal Quotes 2009–2012 <br class="br">Source: https://twitter.com/chriscolfer, Chris Colfer's personal twitter account.
“A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam.”
Frederik Pohl (1919–2013) American science fiction writer and editor
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Bleeds
“I'll use the knives for spreading
jam, and the gas to warm
my greying love.”
Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer
Source: The Roominghouse Madrigals: Early Selected Poems, 1946-1966
“I want to write books that unlock the traffic jam in everybody's head.”
John Updike (1932–2009) American novelist, poet, short story writer, art critic, and literary critic
Source: Hugging the Shore: Essays and Criticism
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742–1799) German scientist, satirist
E 65
Aphorisms (1765-1799), Notebook E (1775 - 1776)
Purandara Dasa (1484–1564) Music composer
This is an allegorical song in which Dasa refers to the nine openings of the body to the city and the five kings relate to the five universal elements of fire, air, water, earth and space. Degradable wastes are within the body which all binds us to this world. And to seek salvation he advices to take the name of God. This quote is here[Narayan, M.K.V., Lyrical Musings on Indic Culture: A Sociology Study of Songs of Sant Purandara Dasa, http://books.google.com/books?id=-r7AxJp6NOYC&pg=PA79, 1 January 2010, Readworthy, 978-93-80009-31-5, 87]
Erich Ludendorff (1865–1937) German Army officer and later Nazi leader in Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch
"My War Memories, 1914-1918" - by Erich Ludendorff - 1919
Wilt Chamberlain (1936–1999) basketball player
[Heisler, Mark, Larger Than Life, The Los Angeles Times, 1999-10-13]
Post-NBA life
Nas (1973) American rapper, record producer and entrepreneur
Memory Lane (Sittin' in Da Park)
On Albums, Illmatic (1994)
Ann Coulter (1961) author, political commentator
Remarks at Philander Smith College (26 January 2006), as quoted in Ann Coulter 4 of 5 Why Liberals Are Wrong About Everything.wmv (Dec 4, 2008) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxFkt166KGI. <br class="br">2006
Gerald Durrell book My Family and Other Animals
On the family's move from England to Corfu
My Family and Other Animals (1956)
Game (rapper) (1979) American rapper, record producer and actor from California
Bottles and Rockin J's Featuring DJ Khaled, Busta Rhymes, Rick Ross, Fabolous, Lil Wayne, and Teyana Taylor
California Republic (2012)
George Goodman (1930–2014) American author and economics commentator
Source: The Money Game (1968), Chapter 6, What Are They In It For?, p. 68
Robert Cormier book The Rag and Bone Shop
Source: The Rag and Bone Shop (2000), p. 23-24
Warren G. Harding (1865–1923) American politician, 29th president of the United States (in office from 1921 to 1923)
Speech during Warren Harding's 1920 presidental campaign, critizing Woodrow Wilson's Haitian policies; quoted in Democracy at the Point of Bayonets (1999) by Mark Penceny, p. 2. (The Assistant Secretary of the Navy he refers to is Franklin Roosevelt, who was the Democratic vice-presidential candidate in 1920).
1920s
Max Beckmann (1884–1950) German painter, draftsman, printmaker, sculptor and writer
a letter to his first wife Minna, from the front, 21 May, 1915; as quoted in Letters of the great artists – from Blake to Pollock, Richard Friedenthal, Thames and Hudson, London, 1963, p. 213
1900s - 1920s
Robert Fripp (1946) English guitarist, composer and record producer
Robert Fripp: From King Crimson to Guitar Craft (Eric Tamm)
Laura Riding Jackson (1901–1991) poet, critic, novelist, essayist and short story writer
"The Matter of Metaphor" in Rational Meaning and Supplementary Essays (Charlottesville: University of Virginia Press, 1997).
Douglas Coupland (1961) Canadian novelist, short story writer, playwright, and graphic designer
Generation X (1991)
Francis Escudero (1969) Filipino politician
2009, Speech: The Socio-Economic Peace Program of Senator Francis Escudero
Gerry Spence (1929) American lawyer
Source: How to Argue and Win Every Time (1995), Ch. 6 : The Power of Prejudice : Examining the Garment, Bleaching the Stain, p. 74
Jean Dubuffet (1901–1985) sculptor from France
Source: posthumous, Jean Dubuffet, Works, writings Interviews, 2006, p. 44; quote in Dubuffet's letter to Jean Paulhan (letter 123)
Theo de Raadt (1968) systems software engineer
Six-monthly releases: OpenBSD shows the way, Varghese, Sam, 2009-12-08, iTWire, 2016-02-16 http://www.itwire.com/opinion-and-analysis/open-sauce/29872-six-monthly-releases-openbsd-shows-the-way/29872-six-monthly-releases-openbsd-shows-the-way?start=1,
Eddie Vedder (1964) musician, songwriter, member of Pearl Jam
Eddie Vedder introducing Cornell during a Pearl Jam concert on September 4, 2011
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbG9CNCettk, PEARL JAM Chris Cornell *Hunger Strike* PJ20 night 2 @ Alpine Valley Temple of the Dog 9/4/2011, YouTube, 5 September 2011
Steven M. Greer (1955) American ufologist
July 30, 2006 <br class="br">Greer on a Coast to Coast AM radio show that was hosted by Art Bell <br class="br">2006 <br class="br">Source: [Vance, Ashlee, SETI urged to fess up over alien signals, The Register, July 31, 2006, http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/31/signals_seti/, 2007-02-21] <br class="br">Source: SETI & ET Signals, Coast to Coast AM, July 30, 2006, 2007-05-11 http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2006/07/30.html,
Bruce Springsteen (1949) American singer and songwriter
"Born To Run"
Song lyrics, Born to Run (1975)
“I helped her out of a jam, I guess, but I used a little too much force…”
Bob Dylan (1941) American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist
Song lyrics, Blood on the Tracks (1975), Tangled Up In Blue
Naomi Klein (1970) Canadian author and activist
Source: No Logo: Taking Aim at the Brand Bullies 1999, Chapter Twelve, "Culture Jamming"
Christopher Hitchens (1949–2011) British American author and journalist
2011-03-14
Don't Let Qaddafi Win
Slate
1091-2339
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2011/03/dont_let_qaddafi_win.html: On the 2011 Libyan civil war
2010s, 2011
John F. Kennedy (1917–1963) 35th president of the United States of America
1962, Second State of the Union Address
Bill Bryson (1951) American author
I'm a Stranger Here Myself (US), Notes From a Big Country (UK) (1998)
“They continue to be the rage. The salon where they are is jammed with people.”
Gustave Courbet (1819–1877) French painter
Quote in a letter to his sister Juliette Courbet, 11 May 1870; as cited in Chu, Letters, p. 375; quoted in 'Paysages de Mer - Courbet's The Wave', by Anthony White https://www.ngv.vic.gov.au/essay/paysages-de-mer-courbets-the-wave/ <br class="br">Courbet wrote to his sister about his two marine paintings exhibited at the 1870 Paris Salon <br class="br">1870s
Steven M. Greer (1955) American ufologist
May 9, 2006 <br class="br">2006 <br class="br">Source: [Steven M. Greer, SETI Has Made ET Contact http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5793453751420599744, Recorded Conference, Disclosure Project, Toronto, Canada, 2006-05-09]
Brian J. Ford (1939) Academic, author
Patterns of Sex, the Mating Urge and our Sexual Future (St. Martin's Press, London & New York, 1980, ISBN 0-312-59811-4, p 14.
Quoted in: Germaine Greer, "Better No Sex than Bad Sex," Sunday Times Review, (1984-01-13), p. 33. See also Private Eye, no. 581 (March 1984), pp. 22. The quotation appeared as a chapter heading in Greer's <i>Sex and Destiny</i> (Olympic Marketing, Cambridge and New York, 1984, ISBN 0-06091-250-2, p. 127.
David Allen (1945) American productivity consultant and author
26 December 2011 https://twitter.com/gtdguy/status/151401985902526464 <br class="br"> Official Twitter profile (@gtdguy) https://twitter.com/gtdguy
Dorothy Wordsworth (1771–1855) English author, poet and diarist
February 16, 1802 <br class="br">This incident was the subject of Wordsworth's "Alice Fell" http://www.bartleby.com/145/ww190.html. <br class="br">Diaries
Günter Brus (1938) Austrian artist
Mühl angrily ridiculed my relapse into a “technique” that had to be overcome.
Source: Nervous Stillness on the Horizon (2006), P. 120 (1985)
William D. Nordhaus (1941) American economist
"The Pope & the Market," The New York Review of Books, October 8, 2015
Mohammad Reza Pahlavi (1919–1980) Shah of Iran
Oriana Fallaci (December 30, 1973), The Mystically Divine Shah of Iran (interview), Chicago Tribune
Interviews
Hunter S. Thompson (1937–2005) American journalist and author
1960s, Hell's Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of the Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs (1966)
Context: My face looked like it had been jammed into the spokes of a speeding Harley, and the only thing keeping me awake was the spastic pain of a broken rib. It had been a bad trip... fast and wild in some moments, slow and dirty in others, but on balance it looked like a bummer. On my way back to San Francisco, I tried to compose a fitting epitaph. I wanted something original, but there was no escaping the echo of Mistah Kurtz' final words from the heart of darkness: "The horror! The horror!... Exterminate all the brutes!"
William Golding book Lord of the Flies
Source: Lord of the Flies (1954), Ch. 8: Gift for the Darkness
Context: He paused and stood up, looking at the shadows under the trees. His voice was lower when he spoke again.
"But we'll leave part of the kill for …"
He knelt down again and was busy with his knife. The boys crowded round him. He spoke over his shoulder to Roger.
"Sharpen a stick at both ends."
Presently he stood up, holding the dripping sow's head in his hands.
"Where's that stick?"
"Here."
"Ram one end in the earth. Oh — it's rock. Jam it in that crack. There."
Jack held the head and jammed the soft throat down on the pointed end of the stick which pierced through into the mouth. He stood back and the head hung there, a little blood dribbling down the stick."
Instinctively the boys drew back too; and the forest was very still. They listened, and the loudest noise was the buzzing of the flies over the spilled guts."
“The only time I really try for a strikeout is when I'm in a jam.”
Sandy Koufax (1935) American baseball player
As quoted by Jack Orr in My Greatest Day in Baseball, and Baseball's Greatest Quotations : An Illustrated Treasury (2008) by Paul Dickson, p. 302
Context: The only time I really try for a strikeout is when I'm in a jam. If the bases are loaded with none out, for example, then I'll go for a strikeout. But most of the time I try to throw to spots. I try to get them to pop up or ground out. On a strikeout I might have to throw five or six pitches, sometimes more if there are foul-offs. That tires me. So I just try to get outs. That's what counts — outs. You win with outs, not strikeouts.
Milton Friedman (1912–2006) American economist, statistician, and writer
Source: An Economist's Protest: Columns in Political Economy (1966), p. 189 (1975 edition)
Nicolas Chamfort (1741–1794) French writer
Ce que les poètes, les orateurs, même quelques philosophes nous disent sur l'amour de la Gloire, on nous le disait au Collège, pour nous encourager à avoir les prix. Ce que l'on dit aux enfants pour les engager à préférer à une tartelette les louanges de leurs bonnes, c'est ce qu'on répète aux hommes pour leur faire préférer à un intérêt personnel les éloges de leurs contemporains ou de la postérité.
Maximes et Pensées, #85
Reflections