Quotes about cheese
A collection of quotes on the topic of cheese, likeness, making, thing.
Quotes about cheese

“You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it.”

Quoted by Rollo H. Myers (1968). Erik Satie, p.135. New York: Dover.
See also Socrate for the context of this quote.
General quotes

Interview with The Sun, as quoted by MTV http://www.mtv.co.uk/news/justin-bieber/201278-justin-bieber-my-world-20, March 2010

"The Lion and the Unicorn" (1941)
Context: Is the English press honest or dishonest? At normal times it is deeply dishonest. All the papers that matter live off their advertisements, and the advertisers exercise an indirect censorship over news. Yet I do not suppose there is one paper in England that can be straightforwardly bribed with hard cash. In the France of the Third Republic all but a very few of the newspapers could notoriously be bought over the counter like so many pounds of cheese.

“Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye”

“The second mouse gets the cheese!”
Source: The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

Kitchen Confidential (2000)
Source: Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
Context: Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. The body, these waterheads imagine, is a temple that should not be polluted by animal protein. It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold. Oh, I'll accommodate them, I'll rummage around for something to feed them, for a 'vegetarian plate', if called on to do so. Fourteen dollars for a few slices of grilled eggplant and zucchini suits my food cost fine. (p. 70).

“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.”
Medium Raw (2010)
Source: Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook

Launch.com, October 10, 1998<!-- site no longer exists -->

On Bollywood and Television http://www.tellychakkar.com/tv/interviews/television-today-isnt-just-bread-and-butter-also-wine-and-cheese-sukirti-kandpal/

The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989)

“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.”

“Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat—like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese.”
Source: The Angel Experiment

“Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan.”
“I put Algernon's body in a cheese box and buried him in the backyard. I cried.”
Source: Flowers for Algernon

“What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?”

“A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.”

“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”
Source: The Time Paradox
Source: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

“Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese you dingus”
Mon Dernier soupir (My Last Sigh, 1983)
Variant: See, this was his kind of decorating. An active mind don't need distractions in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe some cheese and crackers
Source: Lover Unbound

“… When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occassional cheese dip.”
Source: A Confederacy of Dunces

“He is the cheese to my macaroni.”
Source: Juno: The Shooting Script

" Isa Chandra Moskowitz: The vegan ambassador http://www.culinate.com/articles/the_culinate_interview/isa_chandra_moskowitz". Interview by Ben Grossblatt for Culinate, July 3, 2007

“Don’t eat cheese. There are a million things to eat that are not cheese.”
On eating habits, Rollerderby fanzine (October 1993)
1991–1995

Morrison enlightens the Straightedge Superstar http://www.wwe.com/shows/thegreatamericanbash/matches/42789821/results/

Source: (1776), Book V, Chapter II, Part II, Appendix to Articles I and II.

Polish: Nawet za Hitlera czy Stalina, góral mógł sobie robić oscypki, jakie chciał, a dzisiaj stoi nad nim urzędnik unijny.
Source: Blog of the autor, 21 March 2009 http://korwin-mikke.blog.onet.pl/2009/03/21/w-wirtualnej-goscinie-u-kaszubow/

Explaining why she changed her name.
A Character Star Gets Her Perks Playing Coffee's Mrs. Olson (April 30, 1979)

Non-Fiction, English Literature: A Survey for Students (1958, revised 1974)

“When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

“The moone is made of a greene cheese.”
Part II, chapter 7.
Proverbs (1546), Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)

Quoted in: Anthony L. Geist, Jose B. Monle-N, Modernism and Its Margins: Reinscribing Cultural Modernity from Spain and Latin America. Taylor & Francis, 1999, p. 57.
1910's, Futurist Speech to the English' (1910)

Letter to J. Edward Austen (1816-07-09) [Letters of Jane Austen -- Brabourne Edition]
Letters

The Origin of Species: 150th Anniversary Edition (2009)

How I Write: John Banville on ‘Ancient Light,’ Nabokov, and Dublin (2012)
“I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.”
Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)
“I'm looking nothing like ya poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cents, to put cheese on a whopper.”
"No Endz No Skinz", Lifestylez ov da Poor and Dangerous, (1995)
“Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.”
Cows, Kids, and Co-ops
Strategic Grill Locations

“Butter, bread, and green cheese: whoever cannot say that is not a true Frisian.”
Quoted in: The Linguist: Journal of the Institute of Linguists. Volumes 42-43, The Institute, 2003. p. 192
According to legend, Pier forced his captives to repeat this shibboleth to distinguish Frisians from Dutch and Low Germans.

Quote in: Undated letters to Jackson, in The Letters of Thomas Gainsborough, ed. Mary Woodall, 1961
undated, Undated letters to William Jackson

“What is this "mac and cheese"? Is that a black thing?”
Is that a black thing? 2011-11-23 The 700 Club Television CBN, quoted in * 2011-11-23 Quoted: Pat Robertson on Condi Rice’s mysterious Thanksgiving dish The Reliable Source Washington Post http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/post/quoted-pat-robertson-on-condi-rices-mysterious-thanksgiving-dish/2011/11/23/gIQAT9o0oN_blog.html after an interview segment where guest Condoleezza Rice named it as her favorite Thanksgiving dish
“I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting.”
Quoted in "Saint Paul," interview with John Aldridge, The Guardian (2005-04-10)
“What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?”
You can't have your Kayak and heat it

[Price, Robert M., w:Robert M. Price, James K. Beilby, Paul Rhodes Eddy, The Historical Jesus: Five Views, https://books.google.com/books?id=O33P7xrFnLQC&lpg=PA227&pg=PA227#v=onepage&q&f=false, 4 February 2010, InterVarsity Press, 978-0-8308-7853-6, 227, Response to James D. G. Dunn]

" Bill Clinton Explains Why He Became a Vegan http://www.aarp.org/health/healthy-living/info-08-2013/bill-clinton-vegan.html" by Joe Conason, AARP The Magazine, August/September 2013.
2010s

Speech in Edinburgh (29 November 1879), quoted in Gladstone as Financier and Economist (1931) by F. W. Hirst, p. 243
1870s
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
"Molly Cameron - Cycling" http://www.organicathlete.org/post/vegan-athlete-molly-cameron#.W12sVP4UlgU, interview with Organic Athlete (9 March 2006).

Un contadino che mi dà il suo pezzo di pecorino mi fa un regalo più grande di Giulio Làscari quando m’invita a pranzo. Il guaio è che il pecorino mi dà la nausea; e così non resta che la gratitudine che non si vede e il naso arricciato dal disgusto che si vede fin troppo.
Page 144
Il Gattopardo (1958)
"Interview with Michael Klaper, M.D." https://web.archive.org/web/20141113185517/https://www.healthscience.org/about/nha-history/books-and-publications/health-science-summer-2013/interview-michael-klaper-md by Mark Huberman, National Health Association (29 April 2014).
"Father and Son: 1939", line 73.
The Dorking Thigh, and Other Satires

Interview with The Young Turks, October 26, 2010 https://chomsky.info/20101026/
Quotes 2010s, 2010

“They call it cocaine, Cociana, Yayo, Coca, Cheese, Whatever you wanna say yo”
Cocaine Feat. Rick Ross
Too Hard to Swallow (1992), Underground Kingz (2007)

Alleghany Corp. v. Breswick & Co., 353 U.S. 151, 170 (1957).
Judicial opinions

"Sanders Supporters are Pathetic Scum" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooNxJnf_UAI, February 2016

meaning any talk about the failures of free-market capitalism — and then, seconds later, hear them rail against the "media elite" or the haughty, Volvo driving "eastern establishment."
Part II: The Fury Which Passeth All Understanding, Chapter Six: Persecuted, Powerless, and Blind (pp. 113-114).
What's the Matter with Kansas? (2004)

He Went to Paris
Song lyrics, A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean (1973)