“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny.”
Brandon Sanderson Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Source: Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

Who knew that libraries were centres for all evil? Alcatraz Smedry, practically the world champion of breaking things, never thought his most boring birthday present - a bag of sand - would get him into this much trouble. Yet now he's fleeing from evil Librarians, releasing dinosaurs to create a diversion in the Fiction section, and learning that clumsiness can be a powerful talent!
“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny.”
Brandon Sanderson Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Source: Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
“Authors write books for one, and only one, reason: because we like to torture people.”
Brandon Sanderson Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Source: Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians