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John Randall Hennigan is an American professional wrestler, actor and traceur, who currently wrestles for Impact Wrestling under the ring name Johnny Impact, where he is the Impact World Champion in his first reign. He is best known for his tenure in WWE where he used the ring names John Morrison and Johnny Nitro. He is also known for wrestling on the independent circuit, Lucha Libre AAA Worldwide and Lucha Underground under the ring name Johnny Mundo.

Hennigan was the winner of Tough Enough III, a televised competition that would award the winner a WWE contract, and was assigned to their then developmental territory, Ohio Valley Wrestling , to continue his wrestling training. Hennigan was called up to the SmackDown! roster in April 2005 and on his debut match, Hennigan won the WWE Tag Team Championship. In the main roster, Hennigan won the ECW World Championship once and the Intercontinental Championship three times. He was also a prolific tag team wrestler, being a five-time world tag team champion .

After leaving WWE in November 2011, Hennigan began wrestling overseas on the independent circuit before finding success in lucha libre professional wrestling promotions Lucha Underground and Lucha Libre AAA Worldwide. In Lucha Underground, Hennigan won the main event of the debut episode, as well as the first ladder match and steel cage match in the promotion's history. He is also the second Triple Crown Champion, having held the Lucha Underground, Gift of the Gods and Trios Championship once each. In AAA, he was the promotion's first-ever triple champion, holding the AAA Mega, Latin American and World Cruiserweight Championships simultaneously. He also won the 2016 Lucha Libre World Cup. Hennigan also signed with Impact Wrestling in 2017. He headlined the promotion's 2017 and 2018 Bound for Glory events and won the Impact World Championship once.

✵ 3. October 1979
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John Hennigan: 29 quotes1 like

Famous John Hennigan Quotes

“William Blake once said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. And that’s where I dwell. John Morrison is enlightened.”

John Hennigan

“CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison.”

John Hennigan

“CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise.”

John Hennigan

Morrison enlightens the Straightedge Superstar http://www.wwe.com/shows/thegreatamericanbash/matches/42789821/results/

“We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom
Variant: We don't like fatties at the Palace of Wisdom.

“We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom
Variant: We don't like snakes in the Palace of Wisdom.

“Well think about it, Punk. Think about it before you sign that. Last week, you couldn't even last fifteen minutes in the ring with the new face of extreme, the Tuesday night delight, John Morrison.”

John Hennigan

John Hennigan Quotes about wisdom

“If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“We don't allow sludge at the Palace of Wisdom”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom
Variant: I don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom.

“You know what, Punk? You been knockin' at my door at the palace of wisdom ever since I became the ECW champion. But sittin' right there with your lame tattoos and that little chair is as close as you're ever gonna get to earthly paradise.”

John Hennigan

“We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom
Variant: We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

“We don't get Top Rope Theatre at the Palace of Wisdom”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“Look, Maria. I know what you're thinking. I don't bring girls that look like you home to the Palace of Wisdom. But that doesn't mean you can't dream about it.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

John Hennigan Quotes about the night

“Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night.”

John Hennigan

ECW TV report for July 24 http://www.f4wonline.com/content/view/3934/105/

“You're dying to spend a night with me in the Palace of Wisdom. (to Kelly Kelly)”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“John Morrison: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, In life there are winners and there are Losers, and this monday night at Raw we are gonna have two words for you…. (with The Miz) Be Jealous!”

John Hennigan

The Dirt Sheet

John Hennigan Quotes

“We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom, Punk!”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time… John Morrison.”

John Hennigan

BLATT vs. ECW live coverage for July 24th, 2007 http://www.insidepulse.com/articles/69129/2007/07/24/blatt-vs-ecw-live-coverage-for-july-24th-2007.html

“We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“The problem with Punk and the straightedge lifestyle is that he doesn’t experience the things that John Morrison experiences.”

John Hennigan

“We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom… but we use them anyway.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“I am the guru of greatness, the shaman of sexy, the ECW champion John Morrison. I am beyond good and evil, a portal to the infinite. Punk, you are temporary, fleeting, a footnote to an average reality. You want me to embarrass you at SummerSlam? Is that it? Then go ahead, sign it, but the fact is you can't handle the pressure, Punk. You couldn't handle being the ECW champion.”

John Hennigan

CM Punk/John Morrison contract signing http://youtube.com/watch?v=6EUO__hwKvE

“Teddy Long could never hang out at the Palace of Wisdom..”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“We hang out with Mr. Fuji at the Palace of Wisdom.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy)”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“Roll ups don't exist at the Palace of Wisdom”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom.”

John Hennigan

The Palace Of Wisdom

“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison”

John Hennigan

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/judgmentday/2009/may15-21/10229280

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