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Famous Kerry Jackson Quotes
Kerry Jackson Quotes
“The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush”
Radio From Hell (January 11, 2007)
“And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus.”
Radio From Hell (May 15, 2007)
“Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!”
Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)
“Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is.”
Radio From Hell (January 18, 2007)
“You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back.”
as Larry Flynt
Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)
“Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?”
Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)
“If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand.”
Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)
“When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.”
Radio From Hell (September 20, 2006)
“This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.”
Radio From Hell (April 28, 2006)
“I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.”
Radio From Hell (September 11, 2007)
“You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.”
Radio From Hell (January 10, 2007)
“If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.”
Radio From Hell (July 27 2005)