Quotes about sex

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“It's pitiful to have a life in which junk food is awarded the same high status as sex.”

“Sex might satisfy, food might fuel, love might sustain, but without coffee, what is the point?”

“Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to the same thing.”

“A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.”

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

“I should like friendship with you… and trust. I should like that respect for each other which grows in the breast without demand for the huddlings of sex.”

“You can learn more by going to the opera than you ever can by reading Emerson. Like that there are two sexes.”

“Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.”

“At the moment, he kinda knew how the male praying mantis felt when he
was approaching Ms. Mantis, knowing the sex was going to be great but he was going to gethis head bitten off.
Ah, well. Some things were worth losing your head.”

“Money, power, sex… and elephants.”

“Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.”

“Everybody lies about sex.”

“Couples who rarely or never have sex can know lifelong love.”

“It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity no to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.”

“It is essential that we realize once and for all that man is much more of a sex creature than a moral creature. The former is inherent, the other is grafted on.”

“It's a party house."
"I hope for your sake it's a very tame party." If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst.”

“I'm not a. I have no male pride for you to trick me with, and I am not interested in single combat. That is entirely a weakness of your sex, not mine. I am a woman. I will use any weapon and all weapons to get what I want.”

“Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianity…that's rebellion.”

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”

“The best sex takes place in the mind first”

“The best revenge, like the best sex, is performed slowly, and with the eyes open.”

“She was perfect, pure maddening sex, and she knew it, and she played on it, dripped it, and allowed you to suffer for it.”

“If he'd learned one thing while he'd been away, it was that loneliness is the most taboo subject in the world. Forget sex or politics or religion. Or even failure. Loneliness is what clears out a room.”

“I had my own bed. I slept in it alone, except for those times when we needed—not sex—but sex was how we got there.”

“I see. Is Jim with you now?”
“Yes, he is. We’re having rough sex. You’re interrupting.
“What are you doing here?”
“Looking for Jim in your bed.”
“He isn’t here.”
“I see that.”

“What a strange world it is where you can have as much sex as you like but love is taboo. I'm talking about the real thing, the grand passion, which may not allow affection or convenience or happiness. The truth is that love smashes into your life like an ice floe, and even if your heart is built like the Titanic you go down. That's the size of it, the immensity of it. It's not proper, it's not clean, it's not containable.”

“Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.”

“I think people often try to find through sex things that are much easier to find in other ways.”

“A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.”

“Sex is glorious, it's how we all got here, and it's most people's favourite activity.”

“If sex were food, Rhage would haven been morbidly obese.”

“Great sex is apocalyptic. There is no such thing as great sex unless you have an apocalyptic moment.”

“Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.”

“Love is not necessary for sex.”

“Do you ever think of anything
but sex?”
“Yes, I do. Sometimes I think of waking up next to you. Or making you laugh.”

“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”

“my grandmother has given me her own version of the precious gift: the most precious gift any teenager coul ask for:
MY GRANDMOTHER HAS GIVEN MY MY OWN SEX PLACE!!!!!”

“Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.”

“Using your feminine wiles to lead my familiar astray. If all you want is dangerous sex, I can give that to you better than he can, and I won't break your heart afterward." - Al to Rachel”

“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

“It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.”

“In the twentieth century, nowhere on Earth was sex so vigorously suppressed as in America---and nowhere else was there such a deep interest in it.”

“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.”

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

“Human society as a whole is a vast brainwashing machine whose semantic rules and sex roles create a social robot.”

“Perhaps sex isn't of the body at all. Perhaps it is a function of language.”

“Sex means nothing--just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.”

“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.”

“Before sex, a man isn't thinking clearly and a woman is thinking clearly. After sex, it reverses. The man is thinking clearly and a woman isn't.”

“Hold up. How do youhave sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis there’?”

“Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin”

“Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower.”

“… some of the best sex I can barely remember.”

“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.”

“If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sex, sailors or mounted policemen.”

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”

“Weren't you wearing a purity ring when we got here? Aren't you supposed to be saving yourself?" Shanti asked.

"Yeah," Mary Lou answered. "And then I thought, for what? You save leftovers. My sex is not a leftover, and it is not a Christmas present.”

“Come on," he said.
"Let's get back to Alec before he decides Isabelle and Simon are having sex off in the caves and starts freaking out.”

“I think sex with him might undo my essential cellular cohesion.”

“Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their mind.”

“It is in the interests of both sexes to hear the other sex's experience of powerlessness.”

“Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.”

“What is it with you, sex, and modes of transportation?”

“Only the young and stupid are confident about sex and romance.”

“Among our egocentric sad-sacks, despair is as addictive as heroin and more popular than sex, for the single reason that when one is unhappy one gets to pay a lot of attention to oneself. Misery becomes a kind of emotional masturbation.”

“His voice is deep and gravelly. I once heard one of the girls say that he had the voice of a sex god, but because I've never really heard what a sex god sounds like, I can't verify that.”

“Later he would say that the Church led him to God, and LSD led him to universe. He also said that art led him to the devil, and sex kept him with the devil.”

“if the sex was too easy to get,
it was not that great.”

“I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.”

“It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.”

“rain is acid…
sex is death….”

“A book is as private and consensual as sex.”

“Sex had been amazing, but it wasn't a magical cure for everything. Damn. Somewhere along the way, I'd picked up common sense.”

“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!”

“Sex must be mixed with tears, laughter, words, promises, scenes, jealousy, envy, all the spices of fear, foreign travel, new faces, novels, stories, dreams, fantasies, music, dancing, opium, wine.”

“Maybe in order to understand sex fully/one has to risk being destroyed by it.”

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant”

“The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.”

“It was like there was some parallel universe we all vanished off to where we had all this sex.”

“I know that when he has sex he laughs like the world is a perfect place. And when he did that, my hands curled into fists because I thought about touching his face like maybe I could catch joy in my hands and hold it.”

“Cities have sexes: London is a man, Paris a woman, and New York a well-adjusted transsexual.”

“Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.”

“The word love has by no means the same sense for both sexes, and this is one cause of the serious misunderstandings that divide them.”

“We demand that sex speak the truth […] and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves wich we think we possess in our immediate consciousness.”

“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”

“All the privilege I claim for my own sex (it is not a very enviable one: you need not covet it), is that of loving longest, when existence or when hope is gone!”

“Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.”

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

“If you were a girl, Jack said to Dell, I'd marry you.
-No. You'd just have sex with me then never call me.”

“Sports is to war as pornography is to sex.”

“Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's closing time.”

“As I looked back over my life, I realized that I enjoyed nothing--not art, not sex--more than going to the movies.”

“Statistics show that most mortals sell their souls for five reasons: sex, money, power, revenge, and love. In that order.”

“sex finds us. sex sees through us. that's why it's so shattering. it strips us of appearances."_Eric Packer”

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”

“To be raped is to be sexually violated. For society to force someone, through shame and ostracism, to comply with love and sex that it defines, is nothing but organized rape. That is what homophobia is all about. Organized rape.”

“Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”

“He had carefully avoided her out of the natural cowardice that characterizes the stronger sex.”