“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
George Burns (1896–1996) American comedian, actor, and writer
A collection of quotes on the topic of shoot, likeness, doing, people.
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
George Burns (1896–1996) American comedian, actor, and writer
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”
Norman Vincent Peale (1898–1993) American writer
“I'm not going to die, I'm going home like a shooting star.”
Sojourner Truth (1797–1883) African-American abolitionist and women's rights activist
Kim Jong-un (1984) 3rd Supreme Leader of North Korea
Said to Moon Jae-in during the April 2018 inter-Korean summit according to a South Korean government spokesman, as quoted in Slate https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/04/kim-jong-un-says-north-korea-will-abandon-nuclear-program-if-u-s-pledges-not-to-invade.html
“I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.”
Ernesto Che Guevara (1928–1967) Argentine Marxist revolutionary
Variant: I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.
Jim Morrison (1943–1971) lead singer of The Doors
As quoted in Straight Whisky: A Living History of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll on the Sunset Strip (2003), by Erik Quisling, and Austin Lowry Williams p. 152
Bertolt Brecht (1898–1956) German poet, playwright, theatre director
Mother Courage
Mother Courage and Her Children (1939)
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”
Stephen Colbert (1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor
Elliot Rodger (1991–2014) American spree killer
My Twisted World (2014), 19-22, UC Santa Barbara, Building to Violence
Indíra Gándhí (1917–1984) Indian politician and Prime Minister
In: Selected Speeches of Indira Gandhi: January 1, 1982-October 30, 1984 http://books.google.com/books?id=ndA3AQAAIAAJ, Publications Division, Ministry of Information and Broadcasting, Government of India, 1986, p. 495. <br class="br">Her last speech delivered in Orissa on 30 October 1984 before she was assassinated.
Wilhelm II, German Emperor (1859–1941) German Emperor and King of Prussia
Letter to German Chancellor Bernhard von Bülow (1 January 1906), quoted in Fritz Fischer, Germany's Aims in the First World War (New York: W. W. Norton & Co, 1967), p. 22
1900s
Sukirti Kandpal (1987) Indian actress
Sukirti on rumours and success http://www.bollywoodlife.com/news-gossip/sukirti-kandpal-i-dont-care-a-damn-what-people-think/
Johnny Cash (1932–2003) American singer-songwriter
From "Ragged Old Flag" on The Great Lost Performance
“Now days battles are just sort of a "You shoot up my town and I'll shoot up yours."”
Harry Truman (1884–1972) American politician, 33rd president of the United States (in office from 1945 to 1953)
Letter to Bess Wallace (8 September 1918) https://www.trumanlibrary.org/whistlestop/study_collections/ww1/documents/fulltext.php?documentid=1-15 <br class="br">Context: Now days battles are just sort of a "You shoot up my town and I'll shoot up yours." They say that Americans don't play fair. They shoot 'em up all the time. I hope so because I want to finish this job as soon as possible and begin making an honest living again... Have fired 500 rounds at the Germans, at my command, been shelled, didn't run away thank the Lord and never lost a man. Probably shouldn't have told you but you'll not worry any more if you know I'm in it than if you think I am. Have had the most strenuous work of my life, am very tired but otherwise absolutely in good condition physically mentally and morally... When a High Explosive shell bursts in fifteen feet and does you no damage, you can bet your sweet life you bear a charmed life and no mistake. I didn't have sense enough to know what was going on until the next day and then I was pretty scared. The men think I am not much afraid of shells but they don't know. I was too scared to run and that is pretty scared.
“Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls.”
Nora Roberts (1950) American romance writer
Source: Morrigan's Cross
William Faulkner (1897–1962) American writer
Paris Review interview (1958)
Context: Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don’t know why they choose him and he’s usually too busy to wonder why. He is completely amoral in that he will rob, borrow, beg, or steal from anybody and everybody to get the work done.
“We were eighteen and had begun to love life and the world; and we had to shoot it to pieces.”
Erich Maria Remarque book All Quiet on the Western Front
Source: All Quiet on the Western Front
“Shoot for the moon, even if you fail, you'll land among the stars”
Cecelia Ahern (1981) Irish novelist
Source: P.S. I Love You
“You get in, You shoot, You get out!”
Chuck Yeager (1923) US World War II flying ace and test pilot; first pilot to fly faster than sound
“When in doubt, shoot the wizard.”
Tamora Pierce (1954) American writer of fantasy novels for children
“If you shoot for the stars, you'll at least hit the moon”
T. Harv Eker (1954) American writer
Source: Secrets of the Millionaire Mind: Mastering the Inner Game of Wealth
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2015, Remarks after the Umpqua Community College shooting (October 2015)
“Guns are not only for soldiers. Every person can own a gun. If they shoot, you shoot back.”
Jean Kambanda (1955) Rwandan politician
Translated from Rwanda-Rundi <br class="br"> PBS Frontline: Ghosts of Rwanda http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/ghosts/etc/script.html. Transcript.
Malcolm X (1925–1965) American human rights activist
The Ballot or the Bullet (1964), Speech in Cleveland, Ohio (April 3, 1964)
Matthew Perry (actor) (1969) American actor
Marc Peyser (September 4, 2006) "Falling for Fall: What's Cool and Coming Your Way: Summer's ending. Get over it. Here's a look at the riches of autumn. First up, 'West Wing' creator Aaron Sorkin rides again with the terrific TV drama 'Studio 60.'", Newsweek, Newsweek Inc., p. 54.
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2016, Memorial Service for Fallen Dallas Police Officers (July 2016)
“He can't even shoot straight.”
Joseph Stalin (1879–1953) General secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
On his son Yakov’s suicide attempt, as quoted in Encyclopedia of Useless Information (2007) by William Harston
Contemporary witnesses
Karl Marx (1818–1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist, journalist and revolutionary socialist
Wage Labour and Capital (December 1847) http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1847/wage-labour/ch06.htm, in Marx Engels Selected Works, Volume I, p. 163.
Frédéric Chopin (1810–1849) Polish composer
Source: Cited in chopin-society.org.uk http://www.chopin-society.org.uk/articles/chopin-britain.htm
“These types of mass shootings don't happen in other countries.”
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
Taken out of context in an Internet meme http://buzzpo.com/hours-after-paris-terror-attacks-meme-surfaces-that-calls-obama-out/. Two sources for the original quote are: <br class="br">"At some point, we as a country will have to reckon with the fact that this type of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries. It doesn’t happen in other places with this kind of frequency." * 2015-06-18 <br class="br">Statement by the President on the Shooting in Charleston, South Carolina <br class="br">https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2015/06/18/statement-president-shooting-charleston-south-carolina <br class="br">"We are the only advanced country on Earth that sees these kinds of mass shootings every few months." * 2015-10-01 <br class="br">Statement by the President on the Shootings at Umpqua Community College, Roseburg, Oregon <br class="br">https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2015/10/01/statement-president-shootings-umpqua-community-college-roseburg-oregon <br class="br">Cf. Obama in Paris on December 1st, 2015: "I say this every time we've got one of these mass shootings; this just doesn't happen in other countries." (Paris itself had just been "hit with a series of simultaneous terrorist attacks. The majority of 130 deaths were in mass shooting attacks, where the ISIS-affiliated terrorists attacked public places with automatic rifles." — as reported in * 2015-12-01 <br class="br">Obama Speaking in Paris: Mass Shootings ‘Don’t Happen in Other Countries’ <br class="br">Alex Griswold <br class="br">mediaite.com <br class="br">http://www.mediaite.com/tv/obama-speaking-in-paris-mass-shootings-dont-happen-in-other-countries/). <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: This [mass shootings] just doesn't happen in other countries.
Sia (musician) (1975) Australian singer
Diamonds, Unapologetic (2012). Cowritten with Benjamin Levin, Mikkel Eriksen and Tor Hermansen.
Songs
Frank Zappa (1940–1993) American musician, songwriter, composer, and record and film producer
Source: The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989), p. 239.
Charles Spurgeon (1834–1892) British preacher, author, pastor and evangelist
Then clap your wings, mount to heaven, and there laugh them to scorn, for ye have made your refuge God, and shall find a most secure abode.
"No. 17: Joseph Attacked by the Archers (Genesis 49:23–24, delivered on Sunday 1855-04-01)" pp.130
Sermons delivered in Exeter Hall, Strand, during the enlargement of New Park Street Chapel, Southmark (1855)
Gabriel Iglesias (1976) American actor
WHAT?! "Check it out, eh, it's the Fat and the Furious!"
Hot & Fluffy (2007)
Bjarne Stroustrup (1950) Danish computer scientist, creator of C++
Bjarne Stroustrup's FAQ: Did you really say that?, 2007-11-15 http://www.stroustrup.com/bs_faq.html#really-say-that,
“Matthew is a complete pro. Everyday that we were shooting, we were getting great material.”
Matthew Perry (actor) (1969) American actor
Reginald Hudlin, on directing Perry in the film Serving Sara – Larry Ratliff (August 22, 2002) "Perry finds himself, happiness after rehab stint disrupts 'Sara'", San Antonio Express-News, p. 01F.
About
Otto von Bismarck (1815–1898) German statesman, Chancellor of Germany
Haut doch die Polen, daß sie am Leben verzagen; ich habe alles Mitgefühl für ihre Lage, aber wir können, wenn wir bestehn wollen, nichts andres tun, als sie ausrotten; der Wolf kann auch nicht dafür, daß er von Gott geschaffen ist, wie er ist, und man schießt ihn doch dafür totd, wenn man kann. <br class="br">Letter to his sister Malwine (26/14 March 1861), published in Bismarck-Briefe (Second edition Göttingen 1955), edited by Hans Rothfels, p. 276 http://books.google.de/books?id=oIkkkcUIfqMC&pg=PA276; as quoted in Hajo Holborn: A History of Modern Germany 1840-1945 (1969), p. 165 http://books.google.de/books?id=rUgOAAAAQAAJ&pg=PA165 <br class="br">1860s
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
Regarding the treatment of former Confederate soldiers. In Richmond, Virginia (April 4, 1865), as quoted in Incidents and Anecdotes of the Civil War https://archive.org/download/incidentsanecdot00port/incidentsanecdot00port.pdf (1885), by David Dixon Porter, p. 312 <br class="br">1860s, Tour of Richmond (1865)
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
Senate Votes to Block Expanded Background Checks for Gun Sales (17 April 2013) http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2013/04/17/senate-votes-block-expanded-background-checks-gun-sales <br class="br">2013
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
As reported http://www.vox.com/a/barack-obama-interview-vox-conversation/obama-foreign-policy-transcript by Vox; "Obama outrages by calling 4 Jewish victims of Paris terror 'a bunch of folks' shot randomly", by Cheryl K. Chumley, The Washington Times (10 February 2015) http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/feb/10/obama-outrages-by-calling-4-jewish-victims-of-pari/ <br class="br">2015
Albert Schweitzer (1875–1965) French-German physician, theologian, musician and philosopher
Memoirs of Childhood and Youth (1924)
Jeremy Bentham (1748–1832) British philosopher, jurist, and social reformer
A Critical Examination of the Declaration of Rights
Anarchical Fallacies (1843)
Wilhelm II, German Emperor (1859–1941) German Emperor and King of Prussia
Speech (23 November 1891), quoted in Michael Balfour, The Kaiser and His Times (London: Penguin, 1975), p. 158
1890s
Albert Schweitzer (1875–1965) French-German physician, theologian, musician and philosopher
Source: The Spiritual Life (1947), p. 10
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2015, Remarks after the Umpqua Community College shooting (October 2015)
Louis Armstrong (1901–1971) American jazz trumpeter, composer and singer
Satchmo: My Life in New Orleans (1954)
“What your soldier wants -- really, really wants -- is no-one shooting back at him.”
Terry Pratchett (1948–2015) English author
Usenet
George S. Patton (1885–1945) United States Army general
Letter to Dwight D. Eisenhower (1942); to this Eisenhower replied: "I don't have the slightest trouble naming the hellions I'd like to have you shoot; my problem is to figure out some way of getting you to the place you can do it." as quoted in Eisenhower : A Soldier's Life (2003) by Carlo D'Este, p. 301
Context: Of all the many talks I had in Washington, none gave me such pleasure as that with you. There were two reasons for this. In the first place, you are about my oldest friend. In the second place, your self-assurance and to me, at least, demonstrated ability, give me a great feeling of confidence about the future … and I have the utmost confidence that through your efforts we will eventually beat the hell out of those bastards — "You name them; I'll shoot them!"
“Apparently, even crazy people prefer targets that can't shoot back.”
Ann Coulter (1961) author, political commentator
"Let's Make America a 'Sad-Free Zone'!" (18 April 2007).
2007
Context: Apparently, even crazy people prefer targets that can't shoot back. The reason schools are consistently popular targets for mass murderers is precisely because of all the idiotic "Gun-Free School Zone" laws.
From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
Letter to Erastus Corning and Others https://quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/lincoln6/1:569?rgn=div1;view=fulltext (12 June 1863) in "The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln, vol. 6" (The Abraham Lincoln Association, 1953), p. 266 <br class="br">1860s <br class="br">Context: Long experience has shown that armies can not be maintained unless desertion shall be punished by the severe penalty of death. The case requires, and the law and the constitution, sanction this punishment. Must I shoot a simple-minded soldier boy who deserts, while I must not touch a hair of a wiley agitator who induces him to desert? This is none the less injurious when effected by getting a father, or brother, or friend, into a public meeting, and there working upon his feeling, till he is persuaded to write the soldier boy, that he is fighting in a bad cause, for a wicked administration of a contemptable government, too weak to arrest and punish him if he shall desert. I think that in such a case, to silence the agitator, and save the boy, is not only constitutional, but, withal, a great mercy.
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2018, Speech at the University of Illinoise Speech (2018)
Leon Trotsky book Terrorism and Communism
Source: Terrorism and Communism (1920), Ch. 4 : Terrorism, p. 55
“If you want to change the system, change the system. It's no good shooting people.”
John Lennon (1940–1980) English singer and songwriter
Playboy interview (1980)
Christina Rossetti (1830–1894) English poet
A Birthday http://www.poetry-online.org/rossetti_christina_a_birthday.htm, st. 1 (1861).
Cathy Cassidy (1962) British author of young adult fiction
Source: Lucky Star
“Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.”
Raymond Carver (1938–1988) American short story author and poet
Source: Where I'm Calling From: New and Selected Stories
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors — and miss.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love (1973)
“If you had to shoot a man, society had already failed.”
Brandon Sanderson (1975) American fantasy writer
Source: The Bands of Mourning
“Nothing wrong with shooting… as long as the right people get shot.”
Clint Eastwood (1930) actor and director from the United States
J. Michael Straczynski (1954) American writer and television producer
From the Babylon 5 Calendar (1998).
“Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss you miss, you'll land in the stars.”
Les Brown (1945) American politician
Variant: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Elizabeth Gilbert Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear
Source: Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear
Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief
Variant: I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...
Source: The Lightning Thief