Quotes about herring
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“Her lips were drawn to his like a moth to a flame.”

Source: Dragonwyck

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“Immodest creature, you do not want a woman who will accept your faults, you want the one who pretends you are faultless – one who will caress the hand that strikes her and kiss the lips that lie to her.”

George Sand (1804–1876) French novelist and memoirist; pseudonym of Lucile Aurore Dupin

Mais, fat impudent, tu ne veux pas qu'on te pardonne, tu veux qu'on croie ou qu'on prétende n'avoir rien à te pardonner. Tu veux qu'on baise la main qui frappe et la bouche qui ment.
Source: Letter (17 June 1837) in The Intimate Journal of George Sand (1929) translated and edited by Marie Jenney Howe; also quoted in The Quotable Woman, 1800-1975 (1978) by Elaine Partnow

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“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”

George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright

Widely attributed to Shaw, this quotation is actually of unknown origin.
Misattributed
Variant: She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.

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“If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed.”

E. Jean Carroll (1943) American journalist

Variant: If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

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“In her heart she longed for this man, dreamed of a life that could never be.”

Julia Quinn (1970) American novelist

Source: An Offer From a Gentleman

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“Because I Stupidly Loved Her”

Mary E. Pearson (1955) young-adult fiction writer

Source: The Heart of Betrayal

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“Foaly: Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.”

Eoin Colfer (1965) Irish author of children's books

Source: Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (2006)

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