Jewish War
Quotes about lies
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“We do only three things in life: we sit, we stand, we lie horizontal. The rest is just a story.”
Loving What Is: Four Questions That Can Change Your Life (2002)

“A stupid lie is one that can never make itself believed.”

Huir el rostro al claro desengaño,
beber veneno por licor süave,
olvidar el provecho, amar el daño;
creer que un cielo en un infierno cabe,
dar la vida y el alma a un desengaño;
esto es amor. Quien lo probó lo sabe.
Sonnet, "Desmayarse, atreverse, estar furioso", line 9, from Rimas (1602); cited from José Manuel Blecua (ed.) Lírica (Madrid: Clásicos Castalia, [1981] 1999) p. 136. Translation from Eugenio Florit (ed.) Introduction to Spanish Poetry (New York: Dover, [1964] 1991) p. 65.
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), P. 406.
In Defense of the Earth (1956), The Great Nebula of Andromeda

Creation seminars (2003-2005), The Age of the Earth
"Body Pleasure and the Origins of Violence" (1975)

if we think them ineffective, we call them ceremonies
Source: 1930s, "Empirical Sociology" (1931), p. 319
Source: The Bankrupt Bookseller (1947), p. 30

Translation of Calderon's Magico Prodigioso, Scene i; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)

Budget Speech (25 March 1903), quoted in Lord Curzon in India, Being A Selection from His Speeches as Viceroy & Governor-General of India 1898-1905 (London: Macmillan, 1906), pp. 308-309.
“What we’ve been told we want, by liars more skilled than ourselves.”
continuity (37) “Storage”
Stand on Zanzibar (1968)
“The Taste of the Age”, pp. 19–20
A Sad Heart at the Supermarket: Essays & Fables (1962)

(from vol 2, letter 43: 17 Oct 1779, to Mr M___ ).

“It's a lie. I agree with the military experts who say it's a quagmire.”
On the Iraq War. Rebecca Traister. Enough with the vaginas! Salon, 15 September 2004 http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2004/09/15/ensler
"Natural Attraction: Bacteria, the Birds, and the Bees", p. 313
The Panda's Thumb (1980)
"False Premise, Good Science", p. 138
The Flamingo's Smile (1985)

Address to the first Montgomery Improvement Association (MIA) Mass Meeting, at Holt Street Baptist Church (5 December 1955) http://mlk-kpp01.stanford.edu/index.php/encyclopedia/documentsentry/mia_mass_meeting_at_holt_street_baptist_church/. "Justice runs down like water, and righteousness like a mighty stream" is a quotation of Amos 5:24 in the Bible.
1950s

"Oh, I'm sorry!"
Unrepeatable (1994)

One of the foremost Templar scholars records of Jacques DeMolay's dying words.

"Child of Europe" (1946), trans. Jan Darowski
Daylight (1953)

Statements at trial http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Transcript_of_the_closed_trial_of_Nicolae_and_Elena_Ceau%C5%9Fescu (25 December 1989)
Equus (Longman, [1973] 1993), p. 11
Conferː "Tragedy, for me, is not a conflict between right and wrong, but between two different kinds of right."
Interviewed by Mike Wood for the William Inge Center for the Arts. http://www.ingecenter.org/interviews/PeterShaffertext.htm

Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
Epitaph on the Cenotaph of Thermopylae, recorded by Herodotus.
There is a long unsolved dispute around the interpretation of the word rhemasi, such as laws, words or orders.
Variant translations:
Go, tell the Spartans, thou who passest by,
That here obedient to their laws we lie.
Stranger, go tell the men of Lacedaemon
That we, who lie here, did as we were ordered.
Stranger, bring the message to the Spartans that here
We remain, obedient to their orders.
Oh foreigner, tell the Lacedaemonians
That here we lie, obeying their words.
Go, tell the Spartans, passerby,
that here by Spartan law we lie.
Go, tell the Spartans
stranger passing by,
that here, obedient to Spartan law,
we dead of Sparta lie

No.14. The Bride of Lammermuir — LUCY ASHTON.
Literary Remains

Source: The Other Side Of The Coin (2008), Chapter 6, At Rest Versus In Motion, p. 194
My Twisted World (2014), 19-22, UC Santa Barbara, Inceldom

Tuesday, August 21, 2007
His blog for CNN http://edition.cnn.com/TRAVEL/blogs/richard.quest/

"The way ahead" Economist.com http://www.economist.com/ (November 2001)
1990s and later

Dave Barry, Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States (1989), p. 167

Speaking to the International Transpersonal Association Conference in Santa Clara, California, 10 June 1995.
Political Consciousness and Transformative Action, LeapNonprofit.org, League for Earth & Animal Protection (LEAP), 2007-06-12 http://www.leapnonprofit.org/phil%20article4.htm,
1995

That'll Be the Day, written by Buddy Holly, Jerry Allison, and Norman Petty
Song lyrics, The "Chirping" Crickets (1957)
Source: Grass (1989), Chapter 10 (p. 191)
Introduction
Higher Mathematics for Chemical Students (1911)

In Carl Seelig's Albert Einstein: A Documentary Biography (1956), Seelig reports that Einstein said this to James Franck, p. 71 http://books.google.com/books?id=VCbPAAAAMAAJ&q=%22how+it+happened%22#search_anchor.
I sometimes ask myself how did it come that I was the one to develop the theory of relativity. The reason, I think, is that a normal adult never stops to think about problems of space and time. But my intellectual development was retarded, as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up. Naturally, I could go deeper into the problem than a child with normal abilities.
Variant translation which appears in Einstein: The Life and Times by Ronald W. Clark (1971), p. 27 http://books.google.com/books?id=6IKVA0lY6MAC&lpg=PP1&pg=PA27#v=onepage&q&f=false
Attributed in posthumous publications

“In every man's writings, the character of the writer must lie recorded.”
Goethe (1828).
1820s, Critical and Miscellaneous Essays (1827–1855)

“Nations with nations mix'd confus'dly die,
And lost in one promiscuous carnage lie.”
Source: The Campaign (1704), Line 152.

Audience laughs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8B09JYv4Hs&feature=channel_video_title
Dialogue

“It's those who lie outside ordinary experience who have the most to teach us.”
Malcolm Gladwell (2008). Outliers: The Story of Success. p. 198
Geometry as a Branch of Physics (1949)

1840s, Past and Present (1843)

"Rosalita"
Song lyrics, The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle (1973)
Hindu Temples – What Happened to Them, Volume II (1993)

"Balalaika", Get Off the Cross (We Need the Wood for the Fire (October 22, 1996).
Lyrics, Firewater

2012, Statement: on the Passing of His Father Rep. Salvador H. Escudero III

As quoted in The Histories by Herodotus, 3.72
The validity of the quote is questionable. http://www.shsu.edu/~his_ncp/Heropers.html
Attributed

"1901", p. 76. Sometimes misquoted as "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing". Sometimes misattributed to Bertrand Russell or Anatole France
A Writer's Notebook (1946)

The Times (14 September 1978), p. 16.

In reply to Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi at the Arab League Summit in Egypt, 2 March 2003 when Abdullah was Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia. هنيئاً لك أيها الوطن بهذه القيادة, جريدة الرياض, 2011/02/25, 2013-02-16 http://www.alriyadh.com/2011/02/25/article607898.html,

Letter to an atheist (24 March 1954), p. 43
Attributed in posthumous publications, Albert Einstein: The Human Side (1979)

About Delhi. The Rehalã of Ibn Battûta translated into English by Mahdi Hussain, Baroda, 1967, p. 27
Travels in Asia and Africa (Rehalã of Ibn Battûta)

“It is not manly to lie even about Satan.”
1880s, Garfield's Words (1882)

Eve to Cain, in Pt. I, Act II
1920s, Back to Methuselah (1921)

Quoted in [Chekki, Danesh A. Chekki, Religion and Social System of the Vīraśaiva Community, http://books.google.com/books?id=x7JZMy1qntgC&pg=PA51, 1 January 1997, Greenwood Publishing Group, 978-0-313-30251-0, 51–]

“He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.”
Attributed without citation in Young, David. Breakthrough Power for Golfers: A Daily Guide to an Extraordinary Life, Wind Runner Press, 2011. p. 189.

Correct Texas' textbooks!" http://www.patheos.com/blogs/reasonadvocates/2015/11/01/correct-texas-textbooks/, Patheos (November 1, 2015)
Patheos

"Business Girls" line 13, from A Few Late Chrysanthemums.
Poetry

Letter to Queen Mother Elizabeth of Belgium (20 March, likely 1936), written to her when she was depressed over the recent death of her husband and daughter-in-law, p. 51
Attributed in posthumous publications, Albert Einstein: The Human Side (1979)

“God don't lie…. And these are his words…. He speaks in stones and trees, the bones of things.”
Source: Blood Meridian (1985), Chapter IX, Judge Holden

“Goethe; or, the Writer,” pp. 271-272
1850s, Representative Men (1850)

Source: Essays In Biography (1933), Alfred Marshall, p. 170; as cited in: Donald Moggridge (2002), Maynard Keynes: An Economist's Biography, p. 424

letter to Mrs. J.D. Hooker http://www.westadamsheritage.org/katharine-putnam-hooker (19 September 1911); published in The Life and Letters of John Muir http://www.sierraclub.org/john_muir_exhibit/life/life_and_letters/default.aspx (1924), chapter 17, II; and in John Muir's Last Journey, edited by Michael P. Branch (Island Press, 2001), page 67
1910s

“Truth consists not in never lying but in knowing when to lie and when not to do so.”
Falsehood, i
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler (1912), Part XIX - Truth and Convenience

The Cosmic Game - Explorations of the Frontiers of Human Consciousness (1997), ISBN 0-7914-3876-7, p. 219.

No Such Thing
Song lyrics, Room for Squares (2001)

Composed upon Westminster Bridge, Sept. 3, 1802, l. 1 (1802).

Source: NASA EOS Project Science Office: The Earth Observer January/February 2004, Vol. 16, No. 1 http://eospso.gsfc.nasa.gov/eos_observ/pdf/Jan-Feb04.pdf, Page 4

The Sunday Times, May 14, 2006
Drugs
“For malice will with joy the lie receive,
Report, and what it wishes true, believe.”
The Second Book of Ovid's Art of Love, lines 706–707.

Quoted from Lal, K. S. (1999). Theory and practice of Muslim state in India. New Delhi: Aditya Prakashan. Chapter 5 (quoting Gordon Sanderson, 'Archaeology at the Qutb', Archaeological Survey of India Report, 1912-13; Ibn Battutah)

“Everyone always believes everything nasty of everyone else, and especially if it's a lie.”
Vegmey Hansdóttir
Heimsljós (World Light) (1940), Book Two: The Palace of the Summerland

The Blessed Damozel http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/715.html (1850)

2000s, What is free software? (2006)

“It is all that Heaven demands,” she said.
Source: The von Bek family, The War Hound and the World's Pain (1981), Chapter 16 (p. 158)

“Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse?”
"The River"
Song lyrics, The River (1980)

This misquote could possibly have two possible sources: an abridged version of a paragraph in Mein Kampf regarding the Big Lie, or a report by the United States Office of Strategic Services about Hitler's psychological profile http://www.nizkor.org/hweb/people/h/hitler-adolf/oss-papers/text/oss-profile-03-02.html. The second version is very close to an actual quote by Joseph Goebbels.
Misattributed
Variant: The bigger/more blatant a lie, the more people will believe it.
"Ten Thousand Acts of Kindness", p. 282
Eight Little Piggies (1993)