Quotes about God
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“Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God.”

Thomas Sowell (1930) American economist, social theorist, political philosopher and author

Random Thoughts http://townhall.com/columnists/ThomasSowell/2007/05/01/random_thoughts, May 01, 2007
2000s

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“Glory?…. Glory belongs to God alone.”

Source: City of Glass

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“Because God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.”

No. XXVI
Sonnets from the Portuguese (1850)

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“There must be must be a first mover existing above all – and this we call God.”

Thomas Aquinas (1225–1274) Italian Dominican scholastic philosopher of the Roman Catholic Church
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“As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.”

Margaret Mitchell (1900–1949) American author and journalist

Source: Gone With The Wind

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“When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything.”

Umberto Eco (1932–2016) Italian semiotician, essayist, philosopher, literary critic, and novelist
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“This is not a book in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty… what you will.”

Source: Tropic of Cancer (1934), Chapter One
Context: This is not a book. This is libel, slander, defamation of character. This is not a book, in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of Art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty... what you will.

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“With the breakdown of the Medieval system, the gods of Chaos, Lunacy, and Bad Taste gained ascendancy.”

Source: A Confederacy of Dunces (1980, posthumous), Ch. 2, opening line

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“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.”

Joan Rivers (1933–2014) American comedian, actress, and television host

„I'm Jewish. I don't work out.."


As quoted in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000), p. 101
Variant: I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

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“There are times when God leaves huge question marks as tools in our lives to stretch our our faith.”

Joyce Meyer (1943) American author and speaker

Source: Battlefield of the Mind: Winning the Battle in Your Mind

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“The moon is so beautiful. It's a big silver dollar, flipped by God. And it landed scarred side up, see? So He made the world.”

Grant Morrison (1960) writer

Source: Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth

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“I do not believe in God, because I believe in man.”

Emma Goldman (1868–1940) anarchist known for her political activism, writing, and speeches

Responding to audience questions during a speech in Detroit (1898); as recounted in Living My Life (1931), p. 207; quoted by Annie Laurie Gaylor in Women Without Superstition, p. 382
Context: Ladies and gentlemen, I came here to avoid as much as possible treading on your corns. I had intended to deal only with the basic issue of economics that dictates our lives from the cradle to the grave, regardless of our religion or moral beliefs. I see now that it was a mistake. If one enters a battle, he cannot be squeamish about a few corns. Here, then, are my answers: I do not believe in God, because I believe in man. Whatever his mistakes, man has for thousands of years past been working to undo the botched job your God has made.
As to killing rulers, it depends entirely on the position of the ruler. If it is the Russian Czar, I most certainly believe in dispatching him to where he belongs. If the ruler is as ineffectual as an American President, it is hardly worth the effort. There are, however, some potentates I would kill by any and all means at my disposal. They are Ignorance, Superstition, and Bigotry — the most sinister and tyrannical rulers on earth. As for the gentleman who asked if free love would not build more houses of prostitution, my answer is: They will all be empty if the men of the future look like him.

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“God isn't compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal happiness.”

The Controller, Mustapha Mond, in Ch. 17
Source: Brave New World (1932)

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“Even though you may not understand how God works, you know he does.”

Max Lucado (1955) American clergyman and writer

Source: When God Whispers Your Name

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“God give me anything but a good man's pity.”

Kresley Cole American writer

Source: Kiss of a Demon King

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“Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last.”

Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929–1968) American clergyman, activist, and leader in the American Civil Rights Movement

1960s, I Have A Dream (1963)
Source: I Have a Dream: Writings and Speeches That Changed the World
Context: When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

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“God is God because he remembers.”

Elie Wiesel (1928–2016) writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, and Holocaust survivor
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“God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.”

Richelle Mead (1976) American writer

Source: Succubus Shadows

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“I am a glorious child of God. I am joyful, serene, positive, and loving.”

Marianne Williamson (1952) American writer

Source: A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of "A Course in Miracles"

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“Only God is awesome.”

Shane Claiborne (1975) American activist

Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/12/chika-ike-tumultuous-journey-of-a-screen-diva

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“Oh my god you're thicker than you look”

Derek Landy (1974) Irish children's writer

Source: The Faceless Ones

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“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”

"Selections from the Allen Notebooks".
Without Feathers (1975)

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“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”

Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
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“God Said: Let there be light!
I said: Say please.”

Karen Marie Moning (1964) author

Source: Shadowfever

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“God waited me out.”

Source: Eat, Pray, Love

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