Quotes about piano
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Quotes about piano

This statement was attributed to Goering in at least one book on World War II, but it was removed from the English Wikipedia page on him on grounds that it was not actually verified that Goering had ever said it.
Disputed
Context: In 1940 I could at least fly as far as Glasgow in most of my aircraft, but not now! It makes me furious when I see the Mosquito. I turn green and yellow with envy. The British, who can afford aluminium better than we can, knock together a beautiful wooden aircraft that every piano factory over there is building, and they give it a speed which they have now increased yet again. What do you make of that? There is nothing the British do not have. They have the geniuses and we have the nincompoops. After the war is over I'm going to buy a British radio set – then at least I'll own something that has always worked.

“Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano!”
As quoted in Chopin and the Swedish Nightingale.
Source: Jorgensen's Chopin and the Swedish Nightingale (2003), p. 26

Letter to Camille Pleyel.
Context: My piano has not yet arrived. How did you send it? By Marseilles or by Perpignan? I dream music but I cannot make any because here there are not any pianos... in this respect this is a savage country.

Quoted by John Toshack in Kevin McCarra, "How Benítez built Liverpool," http://football.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column/0,,1691681,00.html The Guardian (2006-01-21)

2017 Maps of Meaning 4: Marionettes and Individuals (Part 3) [54:55-56:15]
Maps of Meaning

“I’m very happy that so many children are learning the piano because of me.”
telegraph.co.uk http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/classicalmusic/10863146/Lang-Lang-Weve-never-met.html
Prokofiev’s piano sonatas : a guide for the listener and the performer (2008), Prokofiev the pianist

Mahfouz (1957) Palace of Desire Part II; Cited in Matt Schudel " Leading Arab Novelist Gave Streets a Voice http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/30/AR2006083000475.html" in: Washington Post, August 31, 2006

Joe Hisaishi, who wrote music for Hayao Miyazaki's films https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/arts-entertainment/article/1780283/studio-ghibli-composer-joe-hisaishi-talks-about-how,South China Morning Post

Source: 1950s, Portraits from Memory and Other Essays (1956), p. 9

“My emotions are expressed through the piano.”
telegraph.co.uk http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/classicalmusic/10863146/Lang-Lang-Weve-never-met.html

“I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.”
As quoted in An Uncommon Scold (1989) by Abby Adams, p. 176

“Grammar is a piano I play by ear.”
Source: Essays & Conversations

“The piano has been drinking, not me.”
"The Piano Has Been Drinking", Small Change (1976).
Source: Dramarama

As quoted in Esquire, Vol. 76 (1971), also in Truman's Crises : A Political Biography of Harry S. Truman (1980) by Harold Foote Gosnell, p. 9; sometimes paraphrased: Being a politician is like being a piano player in a whorehouse.

“Everybody told me this 'girl on the piano' thing was never going to work.”

“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”
“She taught me to play the piano, and what it meant to miss somebody.”
Source: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Screenplay

Antonio de Almeida — reported in Paul Hume (July 28, 1981) "Odyssey Of a Conductor", The Washington Post, p. C4.
About
Source: Piano Notes: The World of the Pianist (2002), Ch. 1 Body and Mind

after 2000, Gerhard Richter: An Artist Beyond Isms' (2002)

1870 - 1903, his lecture 'Ten O'Clock' (1885)
Source: James McNeill Whistler (1834–1903), Weinberg, H. Barbara, 'Heilbrunn Timeline of Art History'. New York: The Metropolitan Museum of Art, 2000–. http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/whis/hd_whis.htm (April 2010)
As quoted in "Voicing With a Heart"

Newsweek September 2006 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14870541/site/newsweek/?page=6

Philosophy and Equal Temperament
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler (1912), Part XX - First Principles

As cited in: Ruth Hanna Sachs, D. E. Heap, Joyce Light (2005). White Rose History, Volume II (Academic Version). p. 366
Radio interview, circa 1985, by Ben Sidran, as quoted in Talking Jazz With Ben Sidran, Volume 1: The Rhythm Section https://books.google.com/books?id=O3hZDQAAQBAJ&pg=PT453 (1992, 2006, 2014)
Prayer and the Art of Volkswagen Maintenance (2000, Harvest House Publishers)

The Costco Connection magazine interview, February 2007 http://www.costcoconnection.com/connection/200702/?pg=30

Laura Furman, Rumours Exposed http://books.google.com/books?id=SW31aVVDc_AC (2003: Citadel Press), ISBN 9780806524726, p. 75

Ivo Pogorelić about the most important things Aliza Kezeradze taught him, Die Zeit, Ich möchte gern mein Publikum sein, Hans Josef, Herbort, May 15, 1981, June 30, 2015 http://www.zeit.de/1981/21/ich-moechte-gern-mein-publikum-sein, (in German language)
Source: Artists talks 1969 – 1977, p. 30

Emanuel Ax — reported in Joseph McLellan (December 21, 1982) "Concert Pianist Arthur Rubinstein Dies at 95", The Washington Post, p. A1.
About

“He is Mr Piano Man, I am Miss Piano Man.”
on touring with Billy Joel
Sixty things for Sir Elton's 60th (2007)
'Do you think so?' Bonnie was tempted to believe. 'Mrs Strip Tease?'
The Man Who Loved Children (1940)

Salon interview (2000)

Afterword to Nooncoming, p. 104
In Alien Flesh (1986)

Album liner - Grand Piano (Narada Anniversay Collection)

The Art of Piano Playing (1958), Ch. 1. The Artistic Image of a Musical Composition

24th November, 1814
Source: Johann Wenzel Tomaschek, "A Talk with Beethoven", The Musical Times and Singing Class Circular, Vol. 33, Beethoven Supplement (Dec. 15, 1892)
“I started writing hits the day I sold my piano.”
As quoted by Lazae Laspina , in Contemporary Musicians Vol. 14 (May 1995).

theguardian.com http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/may/14/lang-lang-piano-china-father

The Brian Lehrer Show (17 October 2013) http://www.wnyc.org/story/wendell-berry/

Project Windows
On Albums, Nastradamus (1999)
It does something to me. Whereby [sic] having the full keyboard just opens up a world of things to me.
On his preference for Yamaha's 88-key PF-15 piano over the then prevalent DX7; radio interview, circa 1985, by Ben Sidran, as quoted in Talking Jazz With Ben Sidran, Volume 1: The Rhythm Section https://books.google.com/books?id=O3hZDQAAQBAJ&pg=PT457&dq=%22because+of+the+limited+keyboard%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjOhaCoxMXRAhXB5iYKHcvbBykQ6AEIGjAA#v=onepage&q&f=false (1992, 2006, 2014)
Michael Jones (1995) Creating an Imaginative Life. Excerpts http://www.pianoscapes.com/pdfs/WhoWillPlayYourMusic.pdf at pianoscapes.com

“The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.”
From his skit "History of Pianos" in The Best of Victor Borge
Quotations from Borge's performances

As quoted in Carl Anderson. Some notes about his life and work at Caltech. The first of a series of biographical sketches of Caltech faculty members. Engineering and Science, Vol. 15:1 (October 1951) http://resolver.caltech.edu/CaltechES:15.1.0

Swingin' Chicks of the 60s http://www.swinginchicks.com/jackie_deshannon.htm (September 2000)

“I'm learning to play piano. And also the musical saw.”
On learning to play new instruments ( Teen Vogue http://www.slideshowplayers.com/press/Teenvogue_feb07.html)

And Yet I Don't Know!